This guy took the bombcasts human eating talk to a new level

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#1 Posted by Metal_Mills (2820 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals-001515144.html
 

A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.  
 
Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out -- seasoned and braised -- to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.
Sugiyama, who considers himself "asexual", that is without gender, initially thought about eating the genitals himself, but decided to solicit paying customers to help pay his hospital bills for the surgery.


OH JESUS CHRIST, NO. Forget eating a leg, eat a dick instead.
#2 Posted by artofwar420 (6171 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

There are never pictures of anything in these stories, just some generic image. Show me dick dinner.

#3 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I'm inclined to say "Oh Japan" again. So, Oh Japan.

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

#4 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1174 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
#5 Posted by Vinny_Says (5244 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

"Artist"....

#6 Posted by Metal_Mills (2820 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Well he's asexual so he isn't interested in sex anyway.
#7 Posted by Dallas_Raines (1563 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
#8 Posted by Pop (2329 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

My argument is invalid.

#9 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@Metal_Mills said:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Well he's asexual so he isn't interested in sex anyway.

So...but...How does that......damn.

#10 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (824 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
Online
#11 Posted by YetiAntics (1477 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
#12 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4245 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I understand making a statement, but that is extreme is it not? I suppose that is the point.

#13 Posted by N7 (3532 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
 I never asked for this
#14 Posted by iAmJohn (5847 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
#15 Posted by Aetheldod (2514 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

There is so much stupidity in this world .... this is one of them

#16 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (2740 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I just want to know how it tasted! Also, bravo for having enough to serve five people.

#17 Posted by ccfox (2254 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I don't even...

#18 Posted by aquamarin (550 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

Why, people? Why?

#19 Posted by Three0neFive (2152 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@Metal_Mills said:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Well he's asexual so he isn't interested in sex anyway.

*it

#20 Posted by Liquidus (858 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

*heavy sigh* Jesus Christ, Japan.

#21 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2780 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

If only afuckedup was a real word to describe some people.

#22 Edited by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

You are completely missing the point of his actions if you are going to make fun of him for removing his genitals. It was to make awareness for gender minorities, not so you could make fun of him for making a statement against people ignoring them.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I'm inclined to say "Oh Japan" again. So, Oh Japan.

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Is this a joke? It is like if I made the most sarcastic comment ever but you are actually serious and think having a penis is the center of life.

"Sugiyama, who considers himself "asexual", that is without gender, initially thought about eating the genitals himself, but decided to solicit paying customers to help pay his hospital bills for the surgery."

He is without gender, he has no need of his genitals.

#23 Posted by Getz (2894 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

If I was going to make it in to an art piece then I would dry it out and give it to my dog to chew on, then invite people to watch. SOCIETY, MAN!

#24 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@sashimi_biscut said:

You are completely missing the point of his actions if you are going to make fun of him for removing his genitals. It was to make awareness for gender minorities, not so you could make fun of him for making a statement against people ignoring them.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I'm inclined to say "Oh Japan" again. So, Oh Japan.

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Is this a joke? It is like if I made the most sarcastic comment ever but you are actually serious and think having a penis is the center of life.

I've thought about it...it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

#25 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

These mental pictures are fucking me up.

#26 Edited by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@sashimi_biscut said:

You are completely missing the point of his actions if you are going to make fun of him for removing his genitals. It was to make awareness for gender minorities, not so you could make fun of him for making a statement against people ignoring them.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I'm inclined to say "Oh Japan" again. So, Oh Japan.

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Is this a joke? It is like if I made the most sarcastic comment ever but you are actually serious and think having a penis is the center of life.

I've thought about it...it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

I know you think it is important and that your view of what sex is important to you, but to others it is not. I would never want to remove my clitoris or labia or vaginal canal and love sex, however I also have this INSANE ability to understand that other people don't have the same priorities as me. You and I are sex driven, and we are the majority. There are people in the world who identify with sexuality and gender in a different way than the majority.

You know how you feel when someone makes fun of you for liking video games and liking nerdy things or whatever and you get defensive and a little sad because this is what you genuinely like and makes you happy? Imagine if you live in a world where everyone laughed at what you are or simply ignored your existence because what you are offends them.

It may not make a huge difference to you if you get to laugh at someone fighting to get gender sexual minorities to be accepted, but it makes a huge difference to the people who are shamed in society if you DON'T LAUGH.

#27 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@sashimi_biscut said:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@sashimi_biscut said:

You are completely missing the point of his actions if you are going to make fun of him for removing his genitals. It was to make awareness for gender minorities, not so you could make fun of him for making a statement against people ignoring them.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I'm inclined to say "Oh Japan" again. So, Oh Japan.

I hope that artist is happy now, having removed the only tool that serves the only logical purpose of living. Sex. Also, the dinners or the artist should have made T-Shirts that say "I ate a dick!". That would have made it worth it.

Is this a joke? It is like if I made the most sarcastic comment ever but you are actually serious and think having a penis is the center of life.

I've thought about it...it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

I know you think it is important and that your view of what sex is important to you, but to others it is not. I would never want to remove my clitoris or labia or vaginal canal

Yeah well see the thing is....Oh God damn it, you're a chick? Fuuuuck. I wasn't laughing by the way.

#28 Posted by NegativeCero (2540 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I have no words.

#29 Posted by ajamafalous (10757 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I don't even

#30 Posted by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@TheDudeOfGaming: I'm sorry the only way to get better is take 3 doses of empathy a day.

#31 Posted by Bwast (1325 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

If you're in the situation where you think the best way to make a point is to cut off your dick and serve it to people, you might want to stand back for a moment and objectively look at things before you do something....rash.

#32 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

I dunno if I could eat that. I mean, it depends what time it was being served. If it was in the evening I could at least work up an appetite, get some rice on my belly, get there around 7, have it ready.

If it was first thing in the morning there'd be no chance in me eating some bollocks.

I guess what I'm saying is... I could eat a nob at night.

#33 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3634 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

One guy doing some fucked up shit ==> "Oh Japan"

#34 Posted by FluxWaveZ (18017 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

That's pretty fucking stupid.

#35 Posted by PenguinDust (12175 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

Hmm,

I wonder what was for dessert.

#36 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@AlexanderSheen said:

One guy doing some fucked up shit ==> "Oh Japan"

A lot of great things come from Japan, and a lot of really, really weird things as well. But don't let my poorly thought up, sleep deprived comments leave an impression. I say stupid shit when I'm tired.

#37 Posted by FluxWaveZ (18017 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@sashimi_biscut said:

It may not make a huge difference to you if you get to laugh at someone fighting to get gender minorities to be accepted

*Sexual minorities, not gender minorities.

#38 Posted by crazyleaves (588 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

In the immortal word of Karl Pilkingnton, "I could eat a bit of nob at night."

#39 Posted by AngelN7 (2861 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

Oh asexuals huh so that's a thing right?

#40 Edited by President_Barackbar (3194 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago
@PenguinDust said:

Hmm,

I wonder what was for dessert.

...and today's secret ingredient is...PENIS!
 
Battle Penis is now underway!
#41 Posted by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@FluxWaveZ said:

@sashimi_biscut said:

It may not make a huge difference to you if you get to laugh at someone fighting to get gender minorities to be accepted

*Sexual minorities, not gender minorities.

Oops. I'll edit it.

#42 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3634 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

One guy doing some fucked up shit ==> "Oh Japan"

A lot of great things come from Japan, and a lot of really, really weird things as well. But don't let my poorly thought up, sleep deprived comments leave an impression. I say stupid shit when I'm tired.

You know what, I think you're alright. Admitting that sometimes you're saying dumb things (I do it all the time, saying dumb things that is), is a rare thing here.

+1

#43 Posted by S0ndor (2710 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

I understand making a statement, but that is extreme is it not? I suppose that is the point.

He sure got us talking about it, now didn't he?

#44 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1484 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

This guy did what he did and that was his prerogative. But the people who decided to pay to eat a human penis and testes...WTF!? Also, apparently he was going to do it if he didn't need the money, so he is kind of batshit insane too.

Why does all the craziest shit happen in Japan?

#45 Posted by deathstriker666 (1225 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

Art is stupid

#46 Posted by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

No penis? Penis penis penis? Penis penis penis PENIS PENIS! Penis, penis penis, penis >:( penis penis vagina penis :D. Penis+penis=>:(????

HAHAHAHAH PENIS!

#47 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (5901 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@sashimi_biscut said:

No penis? Penis penis penis? Penis penis penis PENIS PENIS! Penis, penis penis, penis >:( penis penis vagina penis :D. Penis+penis=>:(????

HAHAHAHAH PENIS!

You okay?

And @AlexanderSheen: damn uh, that's the kind of level of courtesy i rarely see in real life, let alone the interwebz.

#48 Posted by DFSVegas (331 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

All I can say is, props for having a 5 serving penis. In Japan, no less.

Some of us have an appetizer at best.

#49 Posted by Animasta (13005 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

damn some of you people are giant assholes... what would I do without a penis? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

#50 Posted by FluxWaveZ (18017 posts) - 1 year, 25 days ago

@Animasta said:

damn some of you people are giant assholes... what would I do without a penis? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Urinating becoming a hassle sounds like a gigantic drag. So yes, "oh no" indeed.

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