This Shit is Mind Boggling

WUT

What was the thinking behind that? Isn't the cardboard tube recyclable anyway?
 
Also, speaking of boggled minds, THIS. That's some amazing, sneaky-ass advertising for the shit he's trying to peddle. Great misdirection.

Something isn't right in the Matrix.

Technology.

Also, speaking of boggled minds, THIS. "

what does it matter whether it has a tube or not? :S  am i missing something ?

This is madness! How does the roll keep it's shape?

" Technology. "

Now how the hell am I supposed to make funny noises and tiny robots...

 
Hey guise, I has a new invention. I call it teh Shit Glove. You put it on your hand and wipe ur as and aftaar several wipes u can just put it in the laundry with ur other clothes and wash it! Get 14 Shit Gloves for $19.99! That's enough Shit Gloves to shit twice a day for a week without washing a single glove - it saves water!

"  Hey guise, I has a new invention. I call it teh Shit Glove. You put it on your hand and wipe ur as and aftaar several wipes u can just put it in the laundry with ur other clothes and wash it! Get 14 Shit Gloves for $19.99! That's enough Shit Gloves to shit twice a day for a week without washing a single glove - it saves water! "

" What was the thinking behind that? Isn't the cardboard tube recyclable anyway?
 
Also, speaking of boggled minds, THIS. That's some amazing, sneaky-ass advertising for the shit he's trying to peddle. Great misdirection. "

Arts & Crafts at Primary Schools will never be the same.

We are truly living in the age of bountiful technological marvels.

THANK GOD!  FINALLY!  The one thing that kept me from using toilet paper all these years was that goddamn cardboard tube.  I just couldn't deal with it.  Now I can finally start using toilet paper and stop using my cat. 

One of the comments on my most recent blog post alerted me of a phenomenon called "greenwashing," which is dressing up being a cheapskate as an environmental measure. That's exactly what this is.
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwashing

" I, however, always go with the time traveler theory  "

" 1) recycling expends energy. "

Paper Towels are still safe... Right?

" One of the comments on my most recent blog post alerted me of a phenomenon called "greenwashing," which is dressing up being a cheapskate as an environmental measure. That's exactly what this is. "

" @TheJohn said:

" I, however, always go with the time traveler theory  "

Father William of Ockham would be proud.
 

but, but...
 
If these go worldwide then we won't get videos like these anymore:
 
  

NO! This is wrong! We've taken technology too far! In a world without paper towel and toilet paper roll tubes how on earth will I fool my future children with the ol' "Hole in the hand" illusion that requires a tube?!

Now what tube shaped objects will we stuff dryer sheets into in order to hide the smell of weed? What I ask you!? 

Earlier tonight I used the tube from a roll of paper towels as a pirate telescope! We used to give our hamster the toilet paper tubes to play with. My future entertainment options are at risk with this "invention." Unacceptable.

" Earlier tonight I used the tube from a roll of paper towels as a pirate telescope! We used to give our hamster the toilet paper tubes to play with. My future entertainment options are at risk with this "invention." Unacceptable. "

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...why?

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What the fuck happens when you get to the end of the roll?!

I fear that Idiocracy will not only be a satire of what becomes of our future, but also a historical documentary.