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#1  Edited By Balls

Here are the best names of all time. This includes all origins and languages and times. 






Number 5: Jerry

Jerry Croft, Father AND parent
Jerry Croft, Father AND parent













Jerry is the number 5 best name of all time because it's a great sidekick name. If you have a friend that isn't as popular as you then he's a Jerry. 

Other famous Jerry's
Ben & Jerry
Tom & Jerry
PB & Jerry
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Number 4: Gordon
Dr. Gordon Ring, Doctor.
Dr. Gordon Ring, Doctor.













Gordon sits at number 4 because every famous physician in history either had the name Gordon or another name. Gordon is also a fisherman.

Other famous Gordon's
Dr. Gordon Nauo
Dr. Gordon Nickle
Dr. Gordon Shank
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Number 3: Courtney

Courtney Brown, American Footballer
Courtney Brown, American Footballer













Number 3 is Courtney. This only applies to when men are named Courtney and when their last names are Brown. Most of these guys could (read: will) kick your ass.

Other famous Courtney's
Courtney Brown
Courtney Brown
Courtney Brown
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Number 2: Henry

Woodrow Wilson, 63rd American President
Woodrow Wilson, 63rd American President













Number 2 is pretty obvious. Henry. Did you ever wonder why over 75% of the presidents of the US have the first or last name of Henry? It's a powerful name with a powerful presence. There are also some kings named Henry.

Other famous Henry's
George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
Jimmy Carter
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Number 1: Bill

Bill Murray, America's finest hatted comedian.
Bill Murray, America's finest hatted comedian.













You probably already saw this coming but at Number 1 is Bill. This only applies to the name Bill. Not William and especially not Billy. The name Bill has the great historical significance of being named after our money and rhyming with the first part of Will Power. Just the Bills of our time have accomplished more than any other people on this earth.

Other famous Bills
Bill Maher
OJ Simpson
Fred Willard
Rocky Raccoon
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#2  Edited By Black_Rose
Ugh...I'm just glad i don't have any of those names
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#3  Edited By Aarny91

I hate all of those names

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#4  Edited By Bnfbnggbfg

the henry one was supposed to be funny but was just retarded, as were all the options.

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#5  Edited By Shocker

I don't like any of those names...

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#6  Edited By Shawn

Best name in the history of mankind, and honestly, ever man on these forums wants his hair, deep down.

Blaise Pascal
Blaise Pascal



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#7  Edited By MrMiyamoto

hate those names...

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#8  Edited By efrucht

WRONG.
The best names are:

  1. Eric
  2. Erick
  3. Erik
  4. eric
  5. EriC
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#9  Edited By hazelnutman

Wow, I know which names I'm never naming my children if I ever have them :|

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#10  Edited By Balls
MrMiyamoto said:
"hate those names...
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These aren't the most popular names, guys. They are the best names. These names all have a historical significance through out history that is beyond any other name in history. 
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#11  Edited By Mrnitropb

Staff Sgt. max Fightmaster

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#12  Edited By Balls

Where did that come from? That sounds strangely familiar.

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#13  Edited By twenty0ne
Aarny said:
"I hate all of those names"
Same here...
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#14  Edited By Mrnitropb
Balls said:
"Where did that come from? That sounds strangely familiar."
He was areservist who was going to Iraq, and featured in his towns newspaper. Casue the the l33tness of his name, it becasme kind of a meme, and Cracked.com featured it as the #1 best name ever.
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#15  Edited By CleverLoginName

I've met 2 Jesus' before I wonder if a parent went for the crown and named their kid God.

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#16  Edited By Jayge_

I'd say the top name is Benjamin.

I'm not prejudiced or anything ;-)

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#17  Edited By Balls

Benjamin is ok but no one person in history named Benjamin has done anything significant.

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#18  Edited By Jayge_

Yeah, definitely, besides the biblican son of Jacob, Benjamin Franklin, etc.

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#19  Edited By DualReaver

I like the name Kylian.

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#20  Edited By kmdrkul
efrucht said:
"WRONG.
The best names are:
  1. Eric
  2. Erick
  3. Erik
  4. eric
  5. EriC
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Agreed heh :D



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#21  Edited By crunchUK

i love "gordon". it reminds me of steam trains EVERY time i hear it as well as the fat controller. LOL

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#22  Edited By OGCartman
CleverLoginName said:
"I've met 2 Jesus' before I wonder if a parent went for the crown and named their kid God."
Rofl
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#23  Edited By Balls

said: There was that basketball player God Shamgod.

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#24  Edited By Balls

I didn't say that.

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#26  Edited By drac96

Cmon no Waldo or rumplestiltzken

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#27  Edited By Coltonio7

Best name ever...hmm....Fax.

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#28  Edited By Balls

Fax? I've never heard of anyone named that. These are names that are the best because of what people that had them accomplished. Basically there was a study showing that if you give your children great names they'll become great people. JAMA people.

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#29  Edited By BiggerBomb

The actor in My Name is Earl named is son Pilot Inspektor, first name. Also a guy who is on MTV and Comedy Central named his daughter Moxey Crimefighter, also first name.

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#30  Edited By Coltonio7

Fax accomplished signing up for giant Bomb!

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#31  Edited By Balls
Coltonio7 said:
"Fax accomplished signing up for giant Bomb!"
This is true. Although what's with all this Batman stuff? Is batman really that popular?
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Black_Rose said:
"Ugh...I'm just glad i don't have any of those names"
same
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what about April May June

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#34  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

I like David best ;)

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#35  Edited By Balls
Jolly_Lolly said:
"I like David best ;)"
David is a name for thieves and pederasts. I'm not saying you're one of those just that you'll most definitely become one or the either or most likely both.
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#36  Edited By Balls
Cesb02 said:
"what about April May June"
I actually have friends who named their kids that. It's a crime really.
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#37  Edited By OGCartman

Michael...Michael Jacks...JEFFERSON

HEE HEE
HEE HEE
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#38  Edited By Jayge_

Benjamin

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#39  Edited By Nude_Dude
Kill Bill.
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#40  Edited By JohnFKennedy

Steve is easily the best name of all time.

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#41  Edited By Balls

Huh? Why?

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#42  Edited By Karl_Boss
efrucht said:
"WRONG.
The best names are:
  1. Eric
  2. Erick
  3. Erik
  4. eric
  5. EriC
"
What about Erich?...
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#43  Edited By Shawn

1. Shawn
2. ShaWn
3. ShAwn
4. SHawn
5. ShawN

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#44  Edited By Clean

Clean is the best name ever

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#45  Edited By Player1
Ya most of those names suck
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#46  Edited By clubsandwich

those names are meh... Dick sounds funnier to me.

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#47  Edited By Balls

Dude, they're not funny names though. They're the best names ever based on JAMA's recommendations.