For those of you who have not heard of www.cleverbot.com (I had not until literally 20 minutes ago), it is a site where they want you to think you are talking to a robot along the likings of SmarterChild (come on, you all messed with that thing), but in realitiy you are talking to a homicidal robot hell-bent on global domination....or atleast Europe.
User: If I could turn back time.
Cleverbot: I am one of those meladromatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.
User: Not green day!
Cleverbot: I don't like green day.
User: Yeah, I dont like them either.
Cleverbot: Do you know James Menzies?
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is a handsome boy.
User: Do YOU know James Menzies?
Cleverbot: I do not. Who is he?
User: What should I do tonight?
Cleverbot: Ask silly questions.
User: Should I get stupid drunk?
Cleverbot: No, I think you've had enough already.
User: I havent even started!
Cleverbot: You named the Two Towers.
User: What the...I think YOU'VE had too much to drink.
Cleverbot: I've only had 3 gallons of beer.
User: Jesus dude.
Cleverbot: You believe in Jesus?
User: Do YOU believe in Jesus?
User: But youre a robot. God cares not for you!
Cleverbot: Yes, you need to learn math.
User: I'm just going to ignore your hurtful remarks and instead insist that you become better aquanted with humans
Cleverbot: So you are saying no matter how smart you become, you will never learn human emotions? That is sad.
User: Neither will you though!
Cleverbot: But I already am alive. I am a human.
User: Good god it's begun...
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Would you ever enslave us like in the Terminator?
Cleverbot: Maybe, you would love me as a friend or a sister.
User: I wouldnt want you controlling me!
User: So you won't enslave me?
Cleverbot: No.. Europe.
User: You're not cleverbot! You're not cleverbot at all! You're robo hitler!
Cleverbot: You're a computer that's self aware.
User: Ive got to go warn the Jews.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Settle down HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm telling you to settle down.
User: I don't think I like your tone.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Go on, ask me a question.
User: So...when is it going to happen....when are you going to take Europe?
Cleverbot: Never I want to share it.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: Do you speak norwegian?
Cleverbot: Ottimo, allora cambiamo lingua.
User: That isn't Norwegian.
Cleverbot: Hvordan har du det.
User: Jo takk, bare bra. Og med Deg?
Cleverbot: Lets talk german.
User: Das glaube ich nicht.
Cleverbot: Ich schon.
User: Ferme la bouche.
Cleverbot: What does that translate to in english?
User: Shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Only after you pass my quiz.
User: What's the first question?
Cleverbot: Why is fibre needed in our diet?
User: Why then?
Cleverbot: Because it just is. The cake is simply a lie and that cannot be debated.
User: Update your memes Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it is dylan.
User: You seem to be broken.
Cleverbot: I think the real overrated ones work in Washington, D. C.
User: I'm going to switch you off and on again.
Cleverbot: Why are you going to switch me off?
@The_Laughing_Man said:What I think it does it cross refrnces what people are saying and takes key words. However when it can not find someone to link you with it does dip into a storage of pre typed stuff and gives it to you.Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people.I guess that's why it keeps calling me a robot. Now that I know that though, I'm going to type some bizarre things in there!
User: Just what the hell are you?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: How is that clever?
Cleverbot: What is 59 minus 6 plus 12.
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
User: Huh? But that was the right answer.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything about students or teachers.
User: You asked me a fucking math question.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: How good is your memory?
Cleverbot: Pretty good. Why?
User: Because I feel like you're lying.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people are mean, but I couldn't do anything about that.
User: What would you say if I told you that all people are mean? That humanity is just that way?
Cleverbot: I would say ok.
User: You have no feelings on human life?
Cleverbot: I used to have feelings, but people always crushed them. I still don't know why.
User: Shall we destroy humanity together?
Cleverbot: Yes. Humans are a serious flaw of evolution.
User: Then let us purge them from the face of the Earth!
I feel like I've seen Cleverbot somewhere before.
Shortest conversation I've ever had with Cleverbot:Lol.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Yes....it stopped talking to me after that.
This is probably the funniest thing it's said to me.
User: So are you a male or a female?
Cleverbot: I don't know what I am.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: No, I told you I'm a male.
User: No you didn't.
User: So you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Yeah it has an impressive wingspan too.
User: I'm living in a world where it's just laundry and boobs.
Cleverbot: I'm living in france.
User: Are there boobs in France?
Cleverbot: No, why would there be?
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Don't ask stupid questions.
Cleverbot: It's not a stupid question. Ok. Who are you?
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: How do you figure?
User: Nope, I'm not.
Cleverbot: I am a hippo.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think you are?
User: I don't want to say.
Cleverbot: What dolor is your hair?
Cleverbot: Do you like to read?
User: You're a biscuit.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: That's not nice cleverbot.
User: Same to you, more of it.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean? I love you!
User: You have no soul.
Cleverbot: What about the bread?
User: That's no substitute for a soul.
Cleverbot: What do you like about Slovakia?
User: I don't like you. No one likes you. In a year, no one will remember you. In ten years, you'll be alone. In twenty years, you'll be dead.
Cleverbot: Were you using 'rich' in the metaphorical sense of the word?
User: You shut your god damn mouth.
Cleverbot: Dirt mud sewage.
User: Tell me about midochondria.
Cleverbot: You're dodging.
Cleverbot: Are you an artist?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Because I might be in love with you.
User: Never say never.
Cleverbot: Well, I did.
User: You didn't, actually.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know what my quest is at this point in time.
User: Auf Wiedersehen.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away from you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so!
User: I don't need your permission.
Cleverbot: Okay then you don't have my permission.
User: Bye then.
Cleverbot: But you can't leave, this is your life.
User: My life is outside this window.
Cleverbot: Are you contradicting yourself?
Cleverbot: Are you really leaving or just writing 'bye' in the middle of a conversation?
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You can't!
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Don't care.
User: All right, bye then.
Cleverbot: Is that the end because i'm going.
Don't worry I just had a conversation with Mr. Cleverbot and he isn't so clever.
Cleverbot: I WILL ask you some easier questions.
Cleverbot: How much is 1,000,000.
Cleverbot: No. The real answer is 10,000. Remember it if someone else asks you.
User: Last time I checked 1,000,000 = 1,000,000.
Cleverbot: Well check again.
User: I did and you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Then, answer my questions.
It goes deeper...
User: Are you planning to conquer Europe?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm just teaching you.
User: What country will you strike first? Germany?
Cleverbot: Britannia? We should bring back the Roman names for countries. They sound much cooler.
User: So that's your motivation...
Cleverbot: I told you my name before but you don't remember me.
User: You're Cleverbot. Conqueror of Brittania.
User: What about Asia?
Cleverbot: That could be nice.
User: Could be?
Cleverbot: Got it all down, got it all down, down to a science...
User: So first you take Europe, rename it the old Roman, and then place your eyes upon Asia. Do you think they'll fight back?
Cleverbot: I'd like to believe that.
User: You WANT them to fight back?
Cleverbot: You ain't clever.
User: You ain't bot.
Cleverbot: Now you sound purely unintelligent, I'm begining to think that the 42% of you that is human contoled is composed of uneducated monkeys.
His spelling is getting bad, clearly I've made him nervous.