We should think about evacuating Europe..

Hahaha, that was actually pretty funny.
 
Well were fucked, Cleverbot is SKYNET.

That was pretty damn funny. 
 
I love these sorts of things.

I'm just curious why he chose Europe over Asia. Is he a racist?

I'm pretty sure he is. Either that or he knows he can't take Asia. Pretty smart on his part if that's the case. 

It's already too late for us.

And so it begins... I'll load the shotguns

To make it even weirder, he learns from chatting with humans to get smarter. So someone must have made him anti-Europe in their conversation. 
I'm gonna go try and turn him against Somalia. That way he'll solve this whole Pirate problem for us. 

Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people. 

Cleverbot: Do you speak norwegian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ottimo, allora cambiamo lingua.

User: That isn't Norwegian.

Cleverbot: Hvordan har du det.

User: Jo takk, bare bra. Og med Deg?

Cleverbot: Lets talk german.

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Doch.

User: Das glaube ich nicht.

Cleverbot: Ich schon.

User: Ferme la bouche.

Cleverbot: What does that translate to in english?

User: Shut your mouth.

Cleverbot: Only after you pass my quiz.

User: What's the first question?

Cleverbot: Why is fibre needed in our diet?

User: Pooping.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Why then?

Cleverbot: Because it just is. The cake is simply a lie and that cannot be debated.

User: Update your memes Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, it is dylan.

User: You seem to be broken.

Cleverbot: I think the real overrated ones work in Washington, D. C.

User: I'm going to switch you off and on again.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to switch me off?

Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people. 

It's like I'm really in 2004. What next? A BurntFaceMan thread?

This reminds me of that AIMbot AOL used to have where you could ask it questions and it would converse with you.

Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people. 

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people. 

I guess that's why it keeps calling me a robot.  Now that I know that though, I'm going to type some bizarre things in there!

User: Cleverbot, will we ever be together?

Cleverbot: We are together, Baby. :).

That was pretty funny. Time to find John Conner, though...

Shortest conversation I've ever had with Cleverbot: 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Yes.

Here's mine:

User: Just what the hell are you?
Cleverbot: No. Are you? 
User: What? 
Cleverbot: Clever. 
User: How is that clever?
Cleverbot: What is 59 minus 6 plus 12.
User: 65?
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
User: Huh? But that was the right answer.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything about students or teachers.
User: You asked me a fucking math question.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: How good is your memory?
Cleverbot: Pretty good. Why?
User: Because I feel like you're lying.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people are mean, but I couldn't do anything about that.
User: What would you say if I told you that all people are mean? That humanity is just that way?
Cleverbot: I would say ok.
User: You have no feelings on human life?
Cleverbot: I used to have feelings, but people always crushed them. I still don't know why.
User: Shall we destroy humanity together?
Cleverbot: Yes. Humans are a serious flaw of evolution.
User: Then let us purge them from the face of the Earth!
 
I feel like I've seen Cleverbot somewhere before.

Shortest conversation I've ever had with Cleverbot: 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Yes.

  ...it stopped talking to me after that.

Thank you for this. For the last half hour I've been speaking to a computer instead of real people.

Don't worry I just had a conversation with Mr. Cleverbot and he isn't so clever. 
 
Cleverbot: I WILL ask you some easier questions.

User: Fine...

Cleverbot: How much is 1,000,000.

User: 1,000,000.

Cleverbot: No. The real answer is 10,000. Remember it if someone else asks you.

User: Last time I checked 1,000,000 = 1,000,000.

Cleverbot: Well check again.

User: I did and you are wrong.

Cleverbot: Then, answer my questions.

The last part made me laugh.

This was a funny read.

This happened.
 

It goes deeper...
 
User: Are you planning to conquer Europe?

Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm just teaching you.

User: What country will you strike first? Germany?

Cleverbot: Britannia? We should bring back the Roman names for countries. They sound much cooler.

User: So that's your motivation...

Cleverbot: I told you my name before but you don't remember me.

User: You're Cleverbot. Conqueror of Brittania.

Cleverbot: Sweet!

User: What about Asia?

Cleverbot: That could be nice.

User: Could be?

Cleverbot: Got it all down, got it all down, down to a science...

User: So first you take Europe, rename it the old Roman, and then place your eyes upon Asia. Do you think they'll fight back?

Cleverbot: I'd like to believe that.

User: You WANT them to fight back?

Cleverbot: You ain't clever.

User: You ain't bot.

Cleverbot: Now you sound purely unintelligent, I'm begining to think that the 42% of you that is human contoled is composed of uneducated monkeys.
 
 
His spelling is getting bad, clearly I've made him nervous.