To make it even weirder, he learns from chatting with humans to get smarter. So someone must have made him anti-Europe in their conversation.
I'm gonna go try and turn him against Somalia. That way he'll solve this whole Pirate problem for us.
Cleverbot: Do you speak norwegian?
Cleverbot: Ottimo, allora cambiamo lingua.
User: That isn't Norwegian.
Cleverbot: Hvordan har du det.
User: Jo takk, bare bra. Og med Deg?
Cleverbot: Lets talk german.
User: Das glaube ich nicht.
Cleverbot: Ich schon.
User: Ferme la bouche.
Cleverbot: What does that translate to in english?
User: Shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Only after you pass my quiz.
User: What's the first question?
Cleverbot: Why is fibre needed in our diet?
User: Why then?
Cleverbot: Because it just is. The cake is simply a lie and that cannot be debated.
User: Update your memes Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, it is dylan.
User: You seem to be broken.
Cleverbot: I think the real overrated ones work in Washington, D. C.
User: I'm going to switch you off and on again.
Cleverbot: Why are you going to switch me off?
@The_Laughing_Man said:What I think it does it cross refrnces what people are saying and takes key words. However when it can not find someone to link you with it does dip into a storage of pre typed stuff and gives it to you.Clever bot is not a real AI. It just cycles you talking to other people.I guess that's why it keeps calling me a robot. Now that I know that though, I'm going to type some bizarre things in there!
User: Just what the hell are you?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: How is that clever?
Cleverbot: What is 59 minus 6 plus 12.
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
User: Huh? But that was the right answer.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything about students or teachers.
User: You asked me a fucking math question.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: How good is your memory?
Cleverbot: Pretty good. Why?
User: Because I feel like you're lying.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people are mean, but I couldn't do anything about that.
User: What would you say if I told you that all people are mean? That humanity is just that way?
Cleverbot: I would say ok.
User: You have no feelings on human life?
Cleverbot: I used to have feelings, but people always crushed them. I still don't know why.
User: Shall we destroy humanity together?
Cleverbot: Yes. Humans are a serious flaw of evolution.
User: Then let us purge them from the face of the Earth!
I feel like I've seen Cleverbot somewhere before.
Shortest conversation I've ever had with Cleverbot:Lol.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Yes....it stopped talking to me after that.
Don't worry I just had a conversation with Mr. Cleverbot and he isn't so clever.
Cleverbot: I WILL ask you some easier questions.
Cleverbot: How much is 1,000,000.
Cleverbot: No. The real answer is 10,000. Remember it if someone else asks you.
User: Last time I checked 1,000,000 = 1,000,000.
Cleverbot: Well check again.
User: I did and you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Then, answer my questions.
It goes deeper...
User: Are you planning to conquer Europe?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm just teaching you.
User: What country will you strike first? Germany?
Cleverbot: Britannia? We should bring back the Roman names for countries. They sound much cooler.
User: So that's your motivation...
Cleverbot: I told you my name before but you don't remember me.
User: You're Cleverbot. Conqueror of Brittania.
User: What about Asia?
Cleverbot: That could be nice.
User: Could be?
Cleverbot: Got it all down, got it all down, down to a science...
User: So first you take Europe, rename it the old Roman, and then place your eyes upon Asia. Do you think they'll fight back?
Cleverbot: I'd like to believe that.
User: You WANT them to fight back?
Cleverbot: You ain't clever.
User: You ain't bot.
Cleverbot: Now you sound purely unintelligent, I'm begining to think that the 42% of you that is human contoled is composed of uneducated monkeys.
His spelling is getting bad, clearly I've made him nervous.
Use your keyboard!
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