#1 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2450 posts) -

Think about it. They could go on an actual raid in Japan!

#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19304 posts) -

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

#3 Posted by Dagbiker (6938 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Not if they got the lava cum super power.

#4 Posted by Hailinel (23659 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Not if they got the lava cum super power.

This thread turned weird in record time.

#5 Posted by PillClinton (3290 posts) -

What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.

#6 Posted by TooWalrus (13127 posts) -
@Hailinel said:

@Dagbiker said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Not if they got the lava cum super power.

This thread turned weird in record time.

Well that's just Dagbiker's super power.
#7 Posted by Demoskinos (14510 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

@Hailinel said:

@Dagbiker said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Not if they got the lava cum super power.

This thread turned weird in record time.

Well that's just Dagbiker's super power.
#8 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Then every member of the giant bomb staff would've gained super strength. 

#9 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19304 posts) -

@PillClinton said:

What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.

No, we haven't asked ourselves what would happen if every child on the planet had super speed.

#10 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2450 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@PillClinton said:

What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.

No, we haven't asked ourselves what would happen if every child on the planet had super speed.

Well? What are you waiting for? Get on that!

#11 Edited by LikeaSsur (1486 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then Ryan and Jeff could demolish all rival video game websites with their bear hands.

There we go, much better.

#12 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1169 posts) -

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

#13 Posted by SpaceRunaway (826 posts) -

I guess I'd stop subscribing.  They wouldn't really need the support anymore.

#14 Posted by TheHumanDove (2496 posts) -

Shit would be whack

#15 Posted by ThePhantomStranger (353 posts) -

@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

These are pretty good.

#16 Posted by htr10 (329 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@PillClinton said:

What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.

No, we haven't asked ourselves what would happen if every child on the planet had super speed.

Or what if everyone with arthritis gained super flexibility? Or what if everyone with a weak resume gained legitimate and influential letters of recommendation? Or what if everyone with halitosis gained minty fresh breath?

Seriously, we've only scratched the surface. This clearly is what this website does now.

#17 Posted by htr10 (329 posts) -

@ThePhantomStranger said:

@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

These are pretty good.

Your...standards are low.

#18 Posted by Animasta (14632 posts) -

@ThePhantomStranger said:

@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

These are pretty good.

true. Though maybe Patrick Klepekonqueror?

#19 Edited by liako21 (519 posts) -

i feel they would use their powers for all sorts of crazy shit. like the metal gear, shadow moses, ken kutaragi thing would actually happen and they would do it just to do it lol.

#20 Posted by ThePhantomStranger (353 posts) -

@htr10 said:

@ThePhantomStranger said:

@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

These are pretty good.

Your...standards are low.

Yeah I know.

Also comedy is subjective.

#21 Posted by Dalai (6976 posts) -

I knew this topic would exist eventually.

And they all have super-strength already. They only show off their powers if you have a premium subscription.

#22 Posted by mpgeist (593 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Kind of off topic, but I've always wanted to see the Bombcrew take on those jokers over at GameInformer in a fighting game tournament or something.

#23 Posted by huntad (1930 posts) -

What if I did?

#24 Posted by JasonR86 (9577 posts) -

Yeah, what if? What if indeed.

#25 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

I want super powers that can stop these awful super power threads.

#26 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -

What if people had the ability to not post the first thing that pops into their heads on the internet?

#27 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

They would all become Vinny.

#28 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@Dagbiker

@FluxWaveZ said:

Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.

Not if they got the lava cum super power.

I've had that superpower a few times, but I've found drinking some water usually relieves it after a couple of minutes.

Wait, what?
#29 Posted by ajamafalous (11793 posts) -
@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

Perfect.
#30 Posted by htr10 (329 posts) -

@ThePhantomStranger said:

@htr10 said:

@ThePhantomStranger said:

@Icicle7x3 said:

Well first they would have to change their names

Brad Shoebreaker

Jeff Gutsmann

Ryan Devastavis

Vinny Killavella

Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek

These are pretty good.

Your...standards are low.

Yeah I know.

Also comedy is subjective.

Fair enough.

#31 Posted by pyromagnestir (4190 posts) -

I imagine an orgy would ensue. May be that's just wishful thinking on my part.

#32 Posted by Bribo (589 posts) -

Jeff would be less annoyed at having to move his couch to play Dance Central.

Beyond that, I see no benefit.

#33 Posted by JoshyLee (173 posts) -

There would be a new Viva Pinata.

#34 Posted by Rainbowkisses (472 posts) -

Not much would change. Super-strength isn't all that useful in everyday life.

#35 Posted by cer1992 (8 posts) -

@ThePhantomStranger: Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is based off of my two threads, aren't they?

#36 Posted by WolfHazard (460 posts) -

What if everyone in the world was born with super strength, and the ones that weren't, were the superheroes.

#37 Posted by bunnymud (717 posts) -

There would be thousands of broken consoles and PC's world wide

#38 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

They would then be half as strong as Vinny.

#39 Posted by casper_ (901 posts) -

what if every member of the giant bomb staff gained aspergers syndrome?

#40 Posted by NTM (7233 posts) -

@PillClinton said:

What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.

Yeah, this is really dumb. It was from the beginning and still is.

#41 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

Somebody would suggest they go on an Endurance Run to create world peace. They would then scoff at the idea and the world would end as it got engulfed in war as they sat on their asses and did NOTHING ABOUT IT!

#42 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

@Icicle7x3 said:

Vinny Killavella

No one better fuck with Vinny. We all knew he already had superpowers, so just imagine if he got beefed up even more... whoa.

#43 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

@SpaceRunaway said:

I guess I'd stop subscribing. They wouldn't really need the support anymore.

Jesus Christ man........

#44 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

Well at least the others would finally be on equal footing with Vinny's guns.

#45 Posted by SpaceRunaway (826 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy:

I think you might have missed it.

#46 Posted by supermonkey122 (809 posts) -

nuke.com redirects to gamespot.

#47 Posted by Abendlaender (2730 posts) -

I guess a lot more people would join Giantbomb. Heck, I would join any site if this gets me super strength

#48 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

@SpaceRunaway said:

@Godlyawesomeguy:

I think you might have missed it.

Missed what?

#49 Posted by SpaceRunaway (826 posts) -

@Godlyawesomeguy:

I'm making fun of the people who seem to want to drop their subscriptions at a moment's notice. I just re-upped for another year; I am not planning on bailing. To begin with, the OP is already making fun of the guy who kept making superhero threads, so I thought that would have set the mood that this whole thread was in jest.

#50 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

@SpaceRunaway said:

@Godlyawesomeguy:

I'm making fun of the people who seem to want to drop their subscriptions at a moment's notice. I just re-upped for another year; I am not planning on bailing. To begin with, the OP is already making fun of the guy who kept making superhero threads, so I thought that would have set the mood that this whole thread was in jest.

I got it, but I thought you were making a "support" pun (you know, with the whole "strength" thing) on top of that.