Think about it. They could go on an actual raid in Japan!
What if every member of Giant Bomb staff gained super-strength?
@FluxWaveZ said:
@PillClinton said:
What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.
No, we haven't asked ourselves what would happen if every child on the planet had super speed.
Well? What are you waiting for? Get on that!
@FluxWaveZ said:
Then Ryan and Jeff could demolish all rival video game websites with their bear hands.
There we go, much better.
@Icicle7x3 said:
Well first they would have to change their names
Brad Shoebreaker
Jeff Gutsmann
Ryan Devastavis
Vinny Killavella
Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek
These are pretty good.
@FluxWaveZ said:
@PillClinton said:
What if everyone ever had super strength? Then I guess these bizarre threads would stop popping up.
No, we haven't asked ourselves what would happen if every child on the planet had super speed.
Or what if everyone with arthritis gained super flexibility? Or what if everyone with a weak resume gained legitimate and influential letters of recommendation? Or what if everyone with halitosis gained minty fresh breath?
Seriously, we've only scratched the surface. This clearly is what this website does now.
@htr10 said:
@ThePhantomStranger said:
@Icicle7x3 said:
Well first they would have to change their names
Brad Shoebreaker
Jeff Gutsmann
Ryan Devastavis
Vinny Killavella
Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek
These are pretty good.
Your...standards are low.
Yeah I know.
Also comedy is subjective.
I've had that superpower a few times, but I've found drinking some water usually relieves it after a couple of minutes.@FluxWaveZ said:
Then they could demolish all rival video game websites with their bare hands.
Not if they got the lava cum super power.
Wait, what?
Perfect.Well first they would have to change their names
Brad Shoebreaker
Jeff Gutsmann
Ryan Devastavis
Vinny Killavella
Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek
@ThePhantomStranger said:
@htr10 said:
@ThePhantomStranger said:
@Icicle7x3 said:
Well first they would have to change their names
Brad Shoebreaker
Jeff Gutsmann
Ryan Devastavis
Vinny Killavella
Patrick "Scoop out your brain with my bare hands" Klepek
These are pretty good.
Your...standards are low.
Yeah I know.
Also comedy is subjective.
Fair enough.
What if everyone in the world was born with super strength, and the ones that weren't, were the superheroes.
Somebody would suggest they go on an Endurance Run to create world peace. They would then scoff at the idea and the world would end as it got engulfed in war as they sat on their asses and did NOTHING ABOUT IT!
@SpaceRunaway said:
I guess I'd stop subscribing. They wouldn't really need the support anymore.
Jesus Christ man........
I guess a lot more people would join Giantbomb. Heck, I would join any site if this gets me super strength
@Godlyawesomeguy:
I'm making fun of the people who seem to want to drop their subscriptions at a moment's notice. I just re-upped for another year; I am not planning on bailing. To begin with, the OP is already making fun of the guy who kept making superhero threads, so I thought that would have set the mood that this whole thread was in jest.
@SpaceRunaway said:
@Godlyawesomeguy:
I'm making fun of the people who seem to want to drop their subscriptions at a moment's notice. I just re-upped for another year; I am not planning on bailing. To begin with, the OP is already making fun of the guy who kept making superhero threads, so I thought that would have set the mood that this whole thread was in jest.
I got it, but I thought you were making a "support" pun (you know, with the whole "strength" thing) on top of that.
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