What is the best car to attract a girl for under $20,000?

I tell a girl in a minute, "Yo, I drive a bucket." And won't think nothing of it. She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it.

For the simple fact that I ain't the one.

the classic method of tricking women into sex

@toowalrus said:

Seems legit.

That's about the most perfect piece of advice that could be given

Tuk tuk. Best car ever made. Most mayhem I caused in Just Cause 2 was with a damn Tuk Tuk.

A 2013 good sense of humor

0 Dollar down payment

Throw some confidence on that bitch

Aquire women

It would be a lot funnier if it isn't

Dropping $20,000 on a car sounds like a waste of money.

Doesn't matter as long as it got red stripes on it for extra speed.

What. the. fuck.

Cindy's Fuck Truck

It is a reasonable price if you want a new car - just the motivation here is suspect.

@alternate said:

New cars are a waste of money.

"HAHA FOOLED YOU THE CAR WAS A SMOKE SCREEN I'M AWFUL"

"YOU'RE IN MY CAR NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WOMAN TRAP I'VE BUILT FOR UNDER $20000"

Thanks MordeannisChaos, I never even thought about a Ike but I could probably get a pretty awesome box-soaking bike for under $20,000! I'll research more on those Ninjas they look pretty badass and I can just buy a beat up used car for my commute.

Also, for all you haters of course I don't think a girl would date me just for an awesome car but I'm going to use any advantage I can get. Plus if you're also so naive as to think girls/women don't take your car and belongings into account when they get moist then you probably need to be more realistic.

"When they get moist?" The fuck is going on here? So you want a gold digger, that's what you want.

haha gross

Come for the bike ladies, stay for the charm.

Also, remember hookers will not get on the back of a bike - you need a car, but they are not fussy about the type.

this guy should probably waterproof his stuff

Shit, I'm shocked that this is a serious thread.

Then again, possible troll account, as this is the guy who claimed to have a spunk sock dedicated to Alex/Sara.

Oh well, putting it in my podcast anyway.

Getting moist is just a slang term I just mean when they're interested. I'm not some rapey monster just because I want to get a car that will help me get some action. Y'all are acting like guys that aren't interested in plunging some clams.

gets in and then just slides out the other side

Probably a two door coupe, bitches love two door slam vans, but don't get discouraged friend, remember four doors more whores!

I own two vehicles, of different quality. Both are like 20+ years old. Try and find a vehicle that has a style that doesn't really get old, bonus points for popping up headlights. Here's a photo of one.

Watch Top Gear, you'll probably want a JAAAAAAAAG or a BMW to get the ladies up in your grill.

Keep in mind, you budget yourself for maintenance, as for flashy cars its usually the maintenance that is the expensive part. Also read up online, but with a grain of salt kinda of attitude, its like when it comes to your health; every car is a money pit or a piece of shit - every symptom you have is CANCER.

Spunk sock? I get it now! He's tired of using a sock so he's dropping 20 grand on a car so he can get laid. It all makes sense!

My motherfuckin man right here. I was waiting to see if anyone caught the little gem I left in this travesty of a thread.

women love when you slowly bump your car into to them at the crosswalk while you maintain chilling eye contact

I do love Top Gear! Great F'n show. I mean if I could afford the stuff on there I would definitely buy something like a Jag.

Also, I find it interesting that people are dropping into this thread just to berate me. Whatever's

i'm not dropping in I live in this thread now

I surely hope you're trolling, but just in case you're not, at around age 18 or under any car is better than none. So really what kind of car question is really more of what kind of girls do you want to impress? A prius is good for those hippy ppl, a pick up truck for them country hill billy folk, the list goes on.

I agree with hollitz, but if i had to suggest a car. I would say go for a used car, an infiniti G35? maybe a pearl white lexus? I have seen on used car sites before.

Imagine a sock for that kind of money!

Hey, somebody's gotta buy cars new, or there wouldn't be any used cars. :P

So I guess misogyny is okay as long as it's not related to video games, huh?

I can get you a girl for $200.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM

Please stop taking this question seriously! It hurts, it really does.

Your smarter than this OP, I know you are.

I just finished paying off my car, which only cost slightly more than 20k new. Buying it used would obviously be much cheaper now. To commemorate, I bought Forza 4, because it has my car in it.

With the seat configurations, the Honda Fit is an excellent car for nabbing the pussy and bringing it home in a host of interesting positions. I feel that the decal I've added to my car in-game could also be easily achieved on your new IRL car, and would only aid your cause.

Don't mind me. Just signing my name on the guest sheet so I can tell people I was here.

you guys wont be laughing when his mobile clam plunging platform is plunging some clams

i just grossed myself out a bit

This is simultaneously the most disgusting and the saddest thread I've read in a while.

This one....

Station Wagons man. Gets them so wet you could drown a baby in their panties!

If you're the baddest dude around, though, there will be little time for women though since you're gonna be spending all your time saving the President.

yo im all up in this thread

This is the sort of guy that date rapes.

Right here, this thread is one of an archetypal date rapist.

little on the nose fourwude. we are kinda going for "WOMEN BE SLIP SLIDIN' IN MY TRIM TRACTOR" style sarcasm