Papers.
PS. I'm mexican so feel free to laugh.
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Papers.
PS. I'm mexican so feel free to laugh.
@Napalm said:
@Roflwaffles said:
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Nevermind I get it now, I'm just an idiot. That's actually pretty funny.
@TheHumanDove said:
I wish I was jewish so I could make jokes about jews
You might piss off Jerry Seinfeld by doing that.
Here's a stupid one I just read.
Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"
"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.
"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.
Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.
Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"
"Sand," says Jose.
A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.
For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"
Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."
@McGhee said:
I laughed so hard I accidentally clicked the flag button. Sorry.
You too? I thought I was the only one with that weird reflex.
@DonutFever:
Not exactly. I'm in it specifically for those parody videos which I have previously referenced. I have watched clips of the actual show on YouTube (research), and it wasn't exactly my cup of tea. I won't bash bronies, but I certainly won't join their escapades.
Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.
I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?
....
Mexicans are lazy.
Blacks steal things.
Whites are greedy mother fuckers.
Asians can't see.
Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.
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Im Native American so I can say these things....
@Dexter_Morgan_ said:
Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.
I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?
....
Mexicans are lazy.
Blacks steal things.
Whites are greedy mother fuckers.
Asians can't see.
Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.
<>
Im Native American so I can say these things....
"Racism is bad! So lets give MORE examples!!"
THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY LAST TIME I HEARD IT I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR!!!
@Dany said:
@Dexter_Morgan_ said:
Flagged. Only because the joke wasn't as edgy as it could have been.
I mean.. you went this far, right? Why not go all the way?
....
Mexicans are lazy.
Blacks steal things.
Whites are greedy mother fuckers.
Asians can't see.
Europeans smell and usually have messed up teeth.
<>
Im Native American so I can say these things....
"Racism is bad! So lets give MORE examples!!"
YOLO!
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