What should I do in California?

1. Join Scientology.

2. Walk around with a red bandana and flash random hand signs at pedestrians.

3. Aquire a cocaine habit.

4. Swim in the Salton Sea.

try to find where they filmed return of the jedi, those red woods are over 4,000 years old.

stalk celebrities

Go to Amoeba!

Visit the L.A. Greyhound, its the new tranny spot in town.

Be fake like everyone else....I kid I kid

you know i hear they'll melt your popsicle

Take a southwest flight to San Francisco and spend a few days in our lovely Bay Area? One day we'll have a high speed train between the two once all the idiots stop suing it to death...