What's the worst thing you have said to your parents?

One time my dad and I got into a fight about my future, I want to become a teacher but my dad thinks its a lazy job. While we were arguing I called him a prick and said he was a moron for thinking he could tell me what to do the rest of my life. Later I manned up and apologized for insulting him... he still doesn't want me to be a teacher lol. 

Well, nothing ever really bad. I won't bore you by actually saying anything. 
 
But I've still got several years to fuck up and say something awful.

I told my mom I hated her and I said I killed her ms.kitty

I haven't said anything very bad, but I've came home drunk off my ass before and probably made them fell horrible.

Having to tell my parents I was adopted.

I have said way worse things. Things I won't repeat, but certainty much worse than whats here already. They deserved it though.

"You've broken my heart"  when i was 14 lolz

Shibal

I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D

"Fuck" when I was really pissed off with them.

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Man, you guys are amateurs! I've never really said bad things to my parents, but my brothers sure have...

dont think i  have ever argued with them

" @armaan8014 said:

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "

" @HS21 said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "

what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "

That I was studying politics and that I really like this thing called Communism (as in the theory).  She cried, denounced me as a traitor and that I was insulting all of the people who died in wars for our freedom.  I learned that my mother lacked the capacity to have a sensible political discussion. 
 
Before that, it was when I was 5 and told my parents that their was no such as God and I wasn't going to church any more.  That got me several hidings, but I still didn't go.  I learned that if I was stubborn enough, I could always get my way.

" @armaan8014 said:

" @HS21 said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "

what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "

Well  it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that.  "

" @HS21 said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" @HS21 said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "

what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "

Well  it's just good to hear that you two patched it up. It'd be terrible if that heated argument broke up the relationship between a mother and her son. I'm happy to hear that things have worked out. There aren't many bonds strong enough to withstand an argument such as that.  "

What? What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic? It was a really small thing, she probably doesn't even remember it. and remember the translation thing. "

When I have a son I want him to mouth me off like a champ. Say it like you mean it, drive it like you stole it.

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

 @HS21:  @CoolDrMoney: 
I'm really confused... Are you guys serious? Maybe it's the translation thing?

"  @HS21:  @CoolDrMoney:  I'm really confused... Are you guys serious? Maybe it's the translation thing? "

eat a bag of dicks you stupid whore.

I once yelled "FUCK YOU" as loud as I could at my father. No one else ever beat me as senseless as he did. 
 
I never apologized, and I never will. He deserved it, and I deserved the beating for it.

" eat a bag of dicks you stupid whore. "

" @Ryax said:

" eat a bag of dicks you stupid whore. "

Then your mom went into her Louis C.K routine?  "

" @HS21 said:

" @Ryax said:

" eat a bag of dicks you stupid whore. "

Then your mom went into her Louis C.K routine?  "

my mom? oh no i didnt say that to her. i said that to my dad "

" @Ryax said:

" @HS21 said:

" @Ryax said:

" eat a bag of dicks you stupid whore. "

Then your mom went into her Louis C.K routine?  "

my mom? oh no i didnt say that to her. i said that to my dad "

eat a bag of dicks? Hmmm... innovative "

I told my mom to "stop freaking the fuck out" when we missed an exit while driving once. She was overreacting, and it is the only time I can think of that I have raised my voice to my parents. Because I had never raised my voice to her before it worked and she immediately stopped freaking out. 

probably I hate them and I hate my life. I really love them but I can't let them know that...

" probably I hate them and I hate my life. I really love them but I can't let them know that... "

Nothing really bad. I try to control myself, and not say those things. Ya know?
 
And your dad shouldn't have a say in your life like that! Be a teacher if you want to be one!

" Nothing really bad. I try to control myself, and not say those things. Ya know?  And your dad shouldn't have a say in your life like that! Be a teacher if you want to be one! "

I've told both my parents to "Fuck Off" and that they were "Retards".

Subba!
To my mother, and only once a few years ago, I remember it cause she got really mad. 
 
I'm not 100% on what it means but I think it's comparable to "Bitch" in english.

Before I say this, my dad is neither a drunk nor does he have a bad attitude. But on this occasion he was drunk and in a strange mood.
 
It was at a party, and a friend of the family had said: "Well I'm heading down to London soon for a weekend, but I've never been good on the road with a map, but I'm sure I'll be fine with our GPS system."
 
My dad responded: "You take the .................. road around to the ................ road" etc...
And disregarded her response: "Well there's really no bother, I'll use the GPS."
 
He continued as if she hadn't said anything for about 4 minutes before she said she'd "never remember all of that".
 
And he said: "It's easy, you just take the road heading from...." etc more directions for 2 more minutes.
 
And I finally interjected after having finished my conversation with someone else and said to him: "Dad she's already said she wouldn't remember it numerous times now, maybe you should leave her alone."
 
He responded: "Shut your face! I'm talking! Now get out or be very quiet!"
 
I was so pissed! I wanted to knock his lights out.
But out of respect for him I just said to him: "Next time you want some help, remember this moment... I neither deserved it, nor respect you for it."
 
And I walked out.
 
He came and apologised to me later on. And he's never dunk anywhere even near that much at parties before or since that night, so we were cool again.

I've called my mom plenty of names, mostly because I can't stand her. She sits around the house all day, never does laundry, never cleans up, never cooks any food (SOMETIMES when my dad is home so she can get him off her back) and sits and plays Farmville and Treasure Island on Facebook ALL DAY LONG. To make matters worse we have a 6 year old running around getting into everything. Me and my sister have to constantly watch her because my mother won't do it. About 3/4 of the day you can find my mom in her room on her laptop. 
 
Now this wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't having such a hard time. He works two jobs and has been for years. The pictures of him from no less than three years ago make him look young compared to how he is now. I"m afraid his two jobs are killing him slowly and I'm scared that his life will never be easy, all because of my lazy fat ass mom who sits around all day and refuses to bring in a second income. 
 
I'm the young one here, my dad shouldn't be the one having such a hard life. That's why I can NEVER respect my mom. She's not a good person to begin with, but the fact that she's trapped my dad in this life without giving him any help just disgusts me. No one really understands though. They all ask me why I disrespect my mom all the time and I can't tell them the real reason. For me, respect is a thing you earn. I respect my dad a whole lot, and my mom wonders why. Bitch should probably get a fucking clue.

my father was abusive when I was a child ....I told him once I hate him .I regretted that . After all, he made me who I am today whom I'm really proud of.

I told my dad to fuck off, he did for two minutes and came back with a whip. No matter who the person is, no one lays their hands on me, so we fought long and hard and I broke his nose.
 
Probably the most satisfying fight I've ever had. We never apologized and it seems like we're keeping it that way.

i called my mom a fucking bitch 
 
do i win?

" That I was studying politics and that I really like this thing called Communism (as in the theory).  She cried, denounced me as a traitor and that I was insulting all of the people who died in wars for our freedom.  I learned that my mother lacked the capacity to have a sensible political discussion.  Before that, it was when I was 5 and told my parents that their was no such as God and I wasn't going to church any more.  That got me several hidings, but I still didn't go.  I learned that if I was stubborn enough, I could always get my way. "

" @HS21 said:

" @armaan8014 said:

" I told my mom "don't talk crap" 6-7 yrs ago :D "

Damn dude...do you two even talk to each other anymore? "

what? lol, it wasn't a serious thing. Actually it wasn't even in english, so the translation might have made it sound worse? I dunno. Anyways she told me not to repeat it and i didn't! "