when you touch it .....gets excited and becomes rigid

I don't know if this is real or not but.....
 
This may be the strangest remote control we’ve ever seen. With the push of a button, this remote becomes rigid and ready for use. When it’s not in use, this concept remote just sort of lays there limp, pulsating with light. But when you touch it, the remote gets excited and becomes rigid. 

This is not appropriate for your average conservative christian family.

Is there a big market for boner remotes?

A guy made it.

It looks like jelly. Looks tasty. I'm just sayin'.

Look, I'm totally heterosexual and everything, but something about that sounds really sexy to me.
 
<--- Apparently this guy, "WILL GO GAY FOR TV"

It's like a dildo you CAN"T slap someone with!

That is rather bizarre. Why did they make such thing?

Only if Siemens would have made it. Dreams come true.

We are doomed...

NICE!

Fuck Liquid Metal T1000's the next terminator should be made of that!

Where can I buy this

Next step will be to put it in your mouth to make it usable. 
 
God damnit what a waste of technology.

Only a japanese company would think this was a good idea.

Why?

That kind of technology has been around for a long while.  This is the most advanced I've seen it, though.  Crazy!

" Is there a big market for boner remotes? "

Will there be protective casing for it as well?...Just in case.

"Fuck Liquid Metal T1000's the next terminator should be made of that! "

Too bad the name Wiimote is allready taken.

This just needs to be for a DVD player that looks like a giant vagina for the complete set.

Great, so your TV can be turned on just by pushing the right buttons.

I just have to ask....WHY? What is the point of it doing this?

Two questions:  

1. What does it use for batteries?  Viagra?
2. How long before someone sticks it up their vagina?
   

Does it have a rumble feature ?

" Fuck Liquid Metal T1000's the next terminator should be made of that! "

Silicone anyone?

why ? whats the point of it ?

And yet we still haven't landed on Mars...