Women has an itchy ear, turns out a Spider lives in it.

So a women only known as Ms. Lee had an itchy ear, it had been happening for a few days and it didn't go away. So she went to the doctors only to discover that this was living in her ear.

The doctor was very surprised, the doctor forced the spider out with a saline solution, if they were simply to try and grab it out the spider may get agitated and move further in or dig its pincers in. It may be scary but spider's can seek ears for shelter, this spider got in her ear while she was cleaning the house, also you may eat spiders during your sleep anyway..

If you need a source just type in Spider Ear and loads of stories come up, if your too lazy....Here

My ear is suddenly itchy, sleep tight!

UPDATE - I just found out I have worms, KARMA!

Awwh, it looks so fuzzy ^___^

Damn you! Now every time I have an itchy ear I will think back to this and cry myself to sleep

Women huh?

I shouldn't have come to this thread...

Aw fuck, fuck you, fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck You, FUCK YOU!!!

That is disturbing as hell, how am I going to sleep now? Also I thought it was 5 per year. 5 per lifetime is a lot better. Guess I can stop blaming eating spiders while I sleep for my morning bad breath

Literally nothing you said is true.

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/1908/do-you-eat-a-certain-number-of-spiders-whilst-you-sleep

This is an utter fabrication. In fact, it started with an article in PC Professional Magazine regarding ridiculous facts circulating via e-mail.

In a 1993 PC Professional article, columnist Lisa Holst wrote about the ubiquitous lists of "facts" that were circulating via e-mail and how readily they were accepted as truthful by gullible recipients. To demonstrate her point, Holst offered her own made-up list of equally ridiculous "facts," among which was the statistic cited above about the average person's swallowing eight spiders per year, which she took from a collection of common misbeliefs printed in a 1954 book on insect folklore. In a delicious irony, Holst's propagation of this false "fact" has spurred it into becoming one of the most widely-circulated bits of misinformation to be found on the Internet.

Thanks. I had no intention of sleeping tonight, anyway.

Holy fucking shit, man, the picture. It might be fake but did you really need to put that picture up!?

@FunExplosions: Nobody really knows how many spiders you eat, some think its none some think its multiple a year where some think its a few in your life. Seeing as there is no true way to study this we can only have theories.

And suddenly everyone in this thread ran out to by ear plugs. LMAO.

@Hizang said:

@FunExplosions: Nobody really knows how many spiders you eat, some think its none some think its multiple a year where some think its a few in your life. Seeing as there is no true way to study this we can only have theories.

Just so you know, a "theory" isn't a "random guess."

@Hizang: Yo dawg, gravity is just a theory. You can't 100% prove anything. Nothing at all. The best you can do is go with the theory that has the most supporting evidence. And your theory has zero. Testimonials, speculation, and old-wives stories are not evidence.

I didn't want to know that...I really fucking didn't. So why the fuck did I click on the thread title? Thanks Hizang.

Sleeping with ear plugs from now on. Who's with me.

I should have just walked away D:

Fuck you, that is terrifying. I could've gone without knowing about this, and that picture. Fuck that.

@Jrad said:

@Hizang said:

@FunExplosions: Nobody really knows how many spiders you eat, some think its none some think its multiple a year where some think its a few in your life. Seeing as there is no true way to study this we can only have theories.

Just so you know, a "theory" isn't a "random guess."

while we're at it, it should be woman, not women...

Is it possible to block users and all of their threads?

@FunExplosions said:

Literally nothing you said is true.

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/1908/do-you-eat-a-certain-number-of-spiders-whilst-you-sleep

This is an utter fabrication. In fact, it started with an article in PC Professional Magazine regarding ridiculous facts circulating via e-mail.

In a 1993 PC Professional article, columnist Lisa Holst wrote about the ubiquitous lists of "facts" that were circulating via e-mail and how readily they were accepted as truthful by gullible recipients. To demonstrate her point, Holst offered her own made-up list of equally ridiculous "facts," among which was the statistic cited above about the average person's swallowing eight spiders per year, which she took from a collection of common misbeliefs printed in a 1954 book on insect folklore. In a delicious irony, Holst's propagation of this false "fact" has spurred it into becoming one of the most widely-circulated bits of misinformation to be found on the Internet.

Glad you posted it, was about to say the same thing myself. I can't imagine spiders would commonly go for the giant creature's mouth, unless they're suicidal. They may not be capable of thought or logic, but simple survival instinct would say "Hey, stay away from the windy, noisy wet cave with crunchy things all around!"

Between that and the "10% of your brain" thing...

Why in the fuck did I even click on this thread?

OH GOD!

If this is true im never sleeping again!

I bet she also heard a high-pitched voice whisper "Stick flies in your ear," then it rubbed its little spider hands together and waited.

I feel I should have put in brackets (Picture included) in the tittle, but this seems more fun.

link or it didn't happen

@SJSchmidt93: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186522/Womans-itchy-ear-caused-spider-living-FIVE-days.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

To be honest type in Spider Ear into google and you get the whole page full of this story.

That's disgusting, and I'm sure the purpose of this thread was to make people that dislike spiders (and/or otherwise) to cringe. I hate most spiders.

I hate most spiders but find jumping spiders (like the one in that picture) completely non-threatening and, honestly, kind of adorable with their anime eyes. This is still freaky but less so because it was a super harmless, super small spider.

Step 1 ) Crawl in ear.

Step 2 ) Lay eggs.

Step 3 ) Hatch in Brain

Step 4 ) Seize control of Brain Function

Step 5 ) Begin Spider Zombie Apocalypse

For all the people that made the mistake of clicking on this thread like me, here's a picture of a kitten.

Why is everyone buying ear plugs? He said the spider crept in while she was cleaning the house

@hussatron said:

For all the people that made the mistake of clicking on this thread like me, here's a picture of a kitten.

Comforting and cute, thank you :)

Just imagine how many bugs that you cant see are on your pillow, and are crawling up your ear every night!

Fuck. That.

Bitches be crazy.

People want some awesome in their blood to forget... that which cannot be unseen. Here is a BADASS picture to send awesome through your veins at the speed of LIGHT!

For something funny, here is another picture!

So yeah... I can post more if needed... So yeah... brain bleach for sale! BRAIN BLEACH FOR SALE!

Ill take your arachnophobia based on the myth of swallowing spiders , and raise it with the sheer NIGHTMARE FUEL of ear spiders

@Fattony12000 said:

That cute kitty made up for the Ops pic but you just HAD to post that didn't you? I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now thanks.

I have a slight fear/thing about huge moths flying close to my ears whilst I'm asleep. Not into my ears, but just fluttering and bumbling around my auricle.

@Ezakael: SWEET DREAMS (ABOUT HORRIBLE SPIDER BABIES)

FUCK YOU

Honestly, that spider is pretty fucking cute. And I hate spiders

Oh and for those that are saying this can't happen or that its a hoax, http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/live-spider-flushed-from-boys-ear/story-e6frfkp9-1111113486695

What a slut.

Honestly, that spider is pretty fucking cute. And I hate spiders

Oh and for those that are saying this can't happen or that its a hoax, http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/live-spider-flushed-from-boys-ear/story-e6frfkp9-1111113486695

This is a not even funny request for the mods to please change the title to something not fucking horrifying and @Hizang for the love of God please take that picture away or spoiler that shit.

Kill it with fire, just kill all of it with fire.

From a July 2009 thread. What is your worst fear?

It would seem my worst fears have merit. Ugh! Now, I'll never sleep easy tonight.

No no no no no

Been wearing ear plugs for a few years now, glad I have been doing so after this.

Ok fuck you for that image, fuck you to hell.
 
I need several cold showers.

Good thing it was an itchy ear......