I received a pair of Mountain Dew Boxer shorts for Christmas because, frankly, MD is one of the few products that I have any loyalty to.
Emblazoned across the front is 'Do the Dew' boldly proclaimed in white against the green backdrop of the fabric of the shorts.
Naturally, I, like any true man, put these boxers on, walked over to my wife and said 'Are you ready to 'do the dew' ?' and pointed to my man parts in time with the words 'do' and 'dew' as I said them.
Needless to say, there was no dew doing as a result.
Where did I go wrong?
Would This Line Have Successfully Seduced Your Wife/Girlfriend?
I received a pair of Mountain Dew Boxer shorts for Christmas because, frankly, MD is one of the few products that I have any loyalty to. Emblazoned across the front is 'Do the Dew' boldly proclaimed in white against the green backdrop of the fabric of the shorts. Naturally, I, like any true man, put these boxers on, walked over to my wife and said 'Are you ready to 'do the dew' ?' and pointed to my man parts in time with the words 'do' and 'dew' as I said them. Needless to say, there was no dew doing as a result. Where did I go wrong?Man, I am thinking and thinking about the flaws in your plan, but I don't see them. I blame your wife on this one.
No, because I don't have a wife/girlfriend.Perhaps if you let yourself be seen holding a can of ice cold Mt. Dew you would.
I just told my friend to do this with his girlfriend (which is even better that he's doing it because his last name is Dew) I shall post results when i get them.
Also no. That line would totally backfire on me and I'd probably get nothing for weeks because of it.
Id have blindfolded her and used the old Coke or Pepsi, can you taste the difference? test on her ;)
You'd be surprised.I'm not sure that anybody would want to fuck somebody whose dick sprays Mountain Dew.
I'm also flabbergasted as to why the OP is just now remembering something that happened during Christmas.
Digits? @Video_Game_King said:
I think there may be an issue with reading comprehension here. While male genitalia that dispenses Mountain Dew at whim is to be coveted and respected for its awesome power, I don't think it actually exists. If I remember my history, Ponce de Leon went looking for such a wonder in 1500s Florida.I'm not sure that anybody would want to fuck somebody whose dick sprays Mountain Dew.
Edit: Wikipedia confirms me correct.
Id have blindfolded her and used the old Coke or Pepsi, can you taste the difference? test on her ;)@Video_Game_King said:
I'm not sure that anybody would want to fuck somebody whose dick sprays Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew and human urine; Can you taste the difference?
@Twisted_Scot said:Is there one?Id have blindfolded her and used the old Coke or Pepsi, can you taste the difference? test on her ;)@Video_Game_King said:I'm not sure that anybody would want to fuck somebody whose dick sprays Mountain Dew.Mountain Dew and human urine; Can you taste the difference?
Also, Crab Juice.
@Damodar said:Get your khlav kalash here!@Twisted_Scot said:Is there one? Also, Crab Juice.Id have blindfolded her and used the old Coke or Pepsi, can you taste the difference? test on her ;)@Video_Game_King said:I'm not sure that anybody would want to fuck somebody whose dick sprays Mountain Dew.Mountain Dew and human urine; Can you taste the difference?
Yeah, probably not a good move. If she saw you in the boxers and said she wanted to "do the dew", that would be awesome, but since she didn't, it was just a cheap shot at trying to get laid. Also, "do the dew" is kind of an offensive and degrading command, I suppose.
Did she misunderstand you and think you said "do the Jew?"
Because she's probably having an affair with a circumcised fellow as we speak.
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