Poll Would you date a bearded lady? (86 votes)
I got to wondering, would I be able to date a woman with a beard? I think something about that European singing thing brought this to mind, and it's sort of been floating around my subconscious for the past few weeks. Assuming this woman was pretty much perfect in every other way, could I get over my shitty, socially-informed reservations and date a woman with a beard? I have a bit of a face bush myself, isn't it pretty lame for me not to allow a woman the same freedom? I'll admit it's almost entirely on my face from a combination of laziness and double-chin self-consciousness, but it is there. Why can't some awesome lady be allowed to grow and equally awesome beard? Does it make it better if she wears exclusively flannel shirts and carries a giant axe with her everywhere? (Yes.) Also, why does Chrome think "axe" isn't a word?
I might do it, but only if she agrees for us to, at least once, braid our beards together to form one viking Voltron-mega beard.
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