You have a hot dog and only one condiment; what is it? - Off-Topic

#101 Posted by Getz (2893 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

@Br3adfan: see? Even Harry knows what's up.

#102 Posted by Hector (3199 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Relish...

#103 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Can never go wrong with ketchup.

#104 Posted by TooWalrus (11798 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

If I can saute some vedallia onion- that's my answer.

#105 Posted by Brendan (6732 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Mustard.

#106 Posted by JJWeatherman (13859 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Ketchup, although that's pretty tough. I love a good amount of mustard on there too to balance the flavor out a bit. Don't think I could go pure mustard though, so ketchup it is.

#107 Posted by McGhee (5317 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Ketchup? Ketchup! You're all out of your minds. True connoisseurs know mustard goes on a hot dog.

#108 Posted by Commisar123 (1760 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Never put ketchup on a hot dog

#109 Posted by cstrang (2381 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I accidentally somehow clicked pickle-relish, but it would be ketchup

#110 Posted by FCKSNAP (2294 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Deli mustard. Regular mustard is gross without any other condiment to go with it.
If no deli mustard then just ketchup.

#111 Posted by Lukeweizer (2331 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

This is all I put on my hot dogs anyway.

#112 Posted by FesteringNeon (2098 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

I would say ketchup or mustard.. but sauerkraut has crunch, and can kick the ass out of ketchup and mustard.. so I voted for it.

#113 Posted by shamroll (144 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

If I had to pick only one, then it would be raw onions. I like the added texture and flavor.

#114 Posted by NoCookiesForYou (654 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Mustard.

#115 Posted by RecSpec (3052 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Wasabi

#116 Posted by WizardShazam (130 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Mustard (stadium).

If it were Italian sausage or bratwurst, I might go sauerkraut.

#117 Posted by sungahymn (963 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

No chili option?

I usually have ketchup and mustard with hot dogs, but if I had to choose, it would be mustard.

#118 Posted by Vexxan (4548 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Shit's getting ketchup'd.

#119 Posted by Natedogg2 (417 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Mmmm mustard. Delicious, delicious mustard....

#120 Posted by PerryVandell (2092 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Ketchup.

#121 Posted by Xeiphyer (5157 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Lettuce isn't a condiment!

Also, ketchup.

#122 Posted by Clinkz (1118 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Sauerkraut and pickle relish are amazing but I do love ketchup too.

#123 Posted by IamTom (38 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Ketchup, mustard is not a by itself thing.... for me anyway.

#124 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6068 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Ketchup all the way.

#125 Posted by MatPaget (1110 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Moutarde

No, Ketchup. I just wanted to say Moutarde.

#126 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5177 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Mustard always.

#127 Posted by lead_farmer (998 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Brown Mustard.

#128 Posted by Philedius (178 posts) - 2 years, 9 days ago

Remoulade.

#129 Posted by BombKareshi (989 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

I accidentally voted "tomato" when I really meant "tomato sauce".

I guess the word "ketchup" would be closer to what I was really looking for.

#130 Posted by bartok (2371 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

No Cincinnati style chili? Blasphemous!!!

#131 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (5853 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Good that ketchup is winning.

#132 Posted by BabyChooChoo (3575 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

mustard. it only makes sense

#133 Posted by _Horde (827 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

I like my hot dogs clean.

#134 Posted by MonetaryDread (1451 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

I picked mustard, but I am kinda wishing I chose onion.

#135 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2780 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

I almost picked pants but then I realized a hotdog with pants will have mayonnaise eventually.

#136 Posted by MajesticOverlord (183 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Ketchup FTW!

#137 Posted by GetEveryone (4448 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

I went for mustard, but given the choice, some onions, mustard and ketchup would be pretty sweet.

Possibly some jalapeños.

#138 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2660 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Nothing. Just a bare-ass hot dog.

#139 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (808 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

@Br3adfan said:

" Mustard.

"

#140 Posted by CaptainObvious (2944 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Ketchup.

#141 Posted by destruktive (1063 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Lack of potato salad makes me sad

#142 Posted by WoodenPlatypus (1365 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

Pants and then I burn it.

Hot dogs are sickening.

#143 Edited by dagas (2605 posts) - 2 years, 8 days ago

What, no bostongurka?
" Bostongurka (Swedish meaning "Boston cucumber" or "Boston pickle") is a type of pickled cucumber relish with spices such as paprika and mustard seeds. It is so popular in Sweden that it is considered by some to be a generic term."

EDIT: Or is that what the "pickle relish" option means?