You have a hot dog and only one condiment; what is it?

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#151  Edited By Arker101

Mustard. Clint Eastwood can never never wrong.

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#152  Edited By GunnBjorn

Although a good hot dog should at least be accompanied with sauerkraut, ketchup and mustard, I can do with just the mustard.
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#153  Edited By ProfessorK

Onions for sure. I don't know what happened. As a kid I HATED that stuff, now I can't eat hot dogs without it. That is if I didn't give up hot dogs altogether.

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#154  Edited By ImBigInJapan

Ketchup is disgusting. 44.6% of this community is comprised of masochists and sociopaths.

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#155  Edited By monkeyking1969
Howard's Green Tomato Piccalilli  pronounced as = pickle-lilly  (Great on hotdogs or hamburgers, very sweet but that makes it a great combo with sour or spicy)
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#156  Edited By SSully

If I can only choose one? It is  Celery Salt, which your blasphemous list has left out!

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#157  Edited By pikeplacer

Ketchup
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#158  Edited By duskvamp

I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?!

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#159  Edited By fontainefellow

I only put ketchup on my dawgs anyway, cos I fucking hate mustard and everything else just doesn't go with me.

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#160  Edited By Deranged

Mustard ftw.

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#161  Edited By memo

I rather not eat a hotdog if I had to chose one condiment. I am Mexican so when I eat a hot I prepare it "Mexican style." It's Bacon wrapped hot dogs, toasted bun, w/ mayo on the bun then the bacon wrapped dog, fresh white onions, tomatoes, mustard and ketchup and thats how I eat a hot dog every single time.

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#162  Edited By Aegon

Status: currently eating a hotdog with one of the listed condiments while sipping tea. 

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#163  Edited By phish09

M.  Another Hot Dog!

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#164  Edited By cyraxible

Honey mustard, fool! 
If I can't get that I want a naked dog.

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#165  Edited By Drakhir

More sausages.

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#166  Edited By WickedCobra03
@DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it.
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#167  Edited By Cynic04

This is one of the more insightful polls I've read, well done sir.  Also, nice to see no chumps have chosen coleslaw yet .    

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#168  Edited By duskvamp
@WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
Yes, that does sound disgusting, but I'm one to try new things. If I ever do have a Chicago dog and hate it/am violently ill, I will be holding you responsible.
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#169  Edited By mazik765

Horseradish, probably.

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#170  Edited By blackblade500

Spaghetti Sauce

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#171  Edited By zityz

Mustard. However Chili dogs with onions on them is the shit.

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#172  Edited By TwilitEnd656

None of the above. People look at me weird when I eat hotdogs, which is... Rare, to say the least (last was three months ago; before that was some four or five years).

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#173  Edited By wrighteous86
@WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
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#174  Edited By coaxmetal

The fuck is wrong with you, the prime condiment is mustard. Next, onions.
@Br3adfan said:     

"   Mustard.


"

Yea this. As always, Dirty Harry is right.
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#175  Edited By norton123

Ketchup. Easily ketchup.

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#176  Edited By duskvamp
@Wrighteous86: I love coleslaw! Not on a hotdog, but on a ham sandwich. Even on its own. Can't say I've even heard of Sauerkraut.
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#177  Edited By wrighteous86
@DuskVamp said:

" @Wrighteous86: I love coleslaw! Not on a hotdog, but on a ham sandwich. Even on its own. Can't say I've even heard of Sauerkraut. "

Yeah, but you guys eat cucumber sandwiches and spotted dick, so what do you know? ;)

Sauerkraut's a German thing... really sour, appropriately enough.

The only thing that belongs on a ham sandwich is mustard and some cheese. Maybe, maybe, a little garlic powder.
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#178  Edited By natetodamax

Mustard is the only thing I ever put on hot dogs anyway, so this works out great for me.

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#179  Edited By sameeeeam
@Wrighteous86 said:
" @WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
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I've always gone totally plain with my hot dogs. Maybe a little mustard here and there. I think a Chicago dog would kill me.
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#180  Edited By wrighteous86
@Underachiever007 said:
" @Wrighteous86 said:
" @WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
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I've always gone totally plain with my hot dogs. Maybe a little mustard here and there. I think a Chicago dog would kill me. "
Ideally, I go with mustard and onions. Sometimes it's nice to mix things up and get the works, though.
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#181  Edited By duskvamp
@Underachiever007: I couldn't eat a hot dog plain, would seem a bit dry. I need it drowned in ketchup, did drown one in mustard once.. that didn't end well.
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#182  Edited By NukePuke

I like vaginal juice on my hot dog.

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#183  Edited By Deusoma
@Axxol said:
" Ketchup "
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#185  Edited By ReapersPuppy

ketchup..OR crushed up chips..fuckn bomb =D

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#186  Edited By Vinny_Says

nutella

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#187  Edited By aleryn

Sauerkraut.  Every_Damn_Time.

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Didn't have straight up chili, so I went pants :P.

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#189  Edited By JonathanMoore

Ketchup sucka's.

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#190  Edited By harinosho

mustard

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#191  Edited By penguindust

Hot sauce or salsa would have been my answer, but of the ones listed, easily mustard.  Once you're older than 10, you shouldn't be eating hot dogs with ketchup. 

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#192  Edited By jasta

KetchUP!

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#194  Edited By Zehydra

Pants, clearly.  Should've been the only answer

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#195  Edited By MeatSim

 Stadium Mustard is the one condiment you gotta have on your hot dog. 

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#196  Edited By Sathan

Ketchup

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#197  Edited By veektarius

Can't believe ketchup is leading.  Food heathens.


@Br3adfan: 
I had totally forgotten that scene, but it's always great to agree with the man.   
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#198  Edited By eliminator

Mustard just because I'm tired of ketchup atm.

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#199  Edited By Earthborn

Chili?

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#200  Edited By Yanngc33

Keeping it safe, going with Ketchup but @Earthborn: I'd love to try that