#151 Posted by Arker101 (1474 posts) -

Mustard. Clint Eastwood can never never wrong.

#152 Posted by GunnBjorn (2911 posts) -

Although a good hot dog should at least be accompanied with sauerkraut, ketchup and mustard, I can do with just the mustard.
#153 Posted by ProfessorK (822 posts) -

Onions for sure. I don't know what happened. As a kid I HATED that stuff, now I can't eat hot dogs without it. That is if I didn't give up hot dogs altogether.

#154 Posted by ImBigInJapan (258 posts) -

Ketchup is disgusting. 44.6% of this community is comprised of masochists and sociopaths.

#155 Edited by MonkeyKing1969 (2765 posts) -
Howard's Green Tomato Piccalilli  pronounced as = pickle-lilly  (Great on hotdogs or hamburgers, very sweet but that makes it a great combo with sour or spicy)
#156 Posted by SSully (4184 posts) -

If I can only choose one? It is  Celery Salt, which your blasphemous list has left out!

#157 Posted by pikeplacer (388 posts) -

Ketchup
#158 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -

I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?!

#159 Posted by fontainefellow (171 posts) -

I only put ketchup on my dawgs anyway, cos I fucking hate mustard and everything else just doesn't go with me.

#160 Posted by Deranged (1837 posts) -

Mustard ftw.

#161 Posted by memo (421 posts) -

I rather not eat a hotdog if I had to chose one condiment. I am Mexican so when I eat a hot I prepare it "Mexican style." It's Bacon wrapped hot dogs, toasted bun, w/ mayo on the bun then the bacon wrapped dog, fresh white onions, tomatoes, mustard and ketchup and thats how I eat a hot dog every single time.

#162 Posted by Aegon (5586 posts) -

Status: currently eating a hotdog with one of the listed condiments while sipping tea. 

#163 Posted by phish09 (1109 posts) -

M.  Another Hot Dog!

#164 Edited by cyraxible (688 posts) -

Honey mustard, fool! 
If I can't get that I want a naked dog.

#165 Posted by Drakhir (410 posts) -

More sausages.

#166 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2106 posts) -
@DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it.
#167 Posted by Cynic04 (124 posts) -

This is one of the more insightful polls I've read, well done sir.  Also, nice to see no chumps have chosen coleslaw yet .    

#168 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -
@WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
Yes, that does sound disgusting, but I'm one to try new things. If I ever do have a Chicago dog and hate it/am violently ill, I will be holding you responsible.
#169 Posted by mazik765 (2315 posts) -

Horseradish, probably.

#170 Posted by blackblade500 (162 posts) -

Spaghetti Sauce

#171 Posted by zityz (2360 posts) -

Mustard. However Chili dogs with onions on them is the shit.

#172 Posted by TwilitEnd656 (617 posts) -

None of the above. People look at me weird when I eat hotdogs, which is... Rare, to say the least (last was three months ago; before that was some four or five years).

#173 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3782 posts) -
@WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
#174 Edited by coaxmetal (1618 posts) -

The fuck is wrong with you, the prime condiment is mustard. Next, onions.
@Br3adfan said:     

"   Mustard.


"

Yea this. As always, Dirty Harry is right.
#175 Posted by norton123 (311 posts) -

Ketchup. Easily ketchup.

#176 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -
@Wrighteous86: I love coleslaw! Not on a hotdog, but on a ham sandwich. Even on its own. Can't say I've even heard of Sauerkraut.
#177 Edited by Wrighteous86 (3782 posts) -
@DuskVamp said:

" @Wrighteous86: I love coleslaw! Not on a hotdog, but on a ham sandwich. Even on its own. Can't say I've even heard of Sauerkraut. "

Yeah, but you guys eat cucumber sandwiches and spotted dick, so what do you know? ;)

Sauerkraut's a German thing... really sour, appropriately enough.

The only thing that belongs on a ham sandwich is mustard and some cheese. Maybe, maybe, a little garlic powder.
#178 Posted by natetodamax (19204 posts) -

Mustard is the only thing I ever put on hot dogs anyway, so this works out great for me.

#179 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -
@Wrighteous86 said:
" @WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
"
I've always gone totally plain with my hot dogs. Maybe a little mustard here and there. I think a Chicago dog would kill me.
#180 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3782 posts) -
@Underachiever007 said:
" @Wrighteous86 said:
" @WickedCobra03 said:
" @DuskVamp said:
" I clicked Tomato, thinking of ketchup.. Who puts coleslaw on a hotdog?! "
People who know whats up, that's who!  Try it some time.  It has to be a dryer coleslaw.  Have you ever had a chicago dog; mustard, onion, relish, pickle and tomato.  Yep, those sound gross, right?  But you would be wrong, I was wrong as one point too until I just tried it. "
How does a Chicago dog even sound disgusting? It's just a hot dog with everything (but ketchup)!  It's a classic. You forgot to mention celery salt and sport peppers, too. Then again, I'm from Chicago so that's what I envision a hot dog as. Our Maxwell Street Polish sausage though, now that's unbeatable.

Wait, coleslaw? That's disgusting. I refuse to even eat coleslaw plain. I thought you were talking about sauerkraut, which while it sounds gross, is miles better than coleslaw, I'm sure.
"
I've always gone totally plain with my hot dogs. Maybe a little mustard here and there. I think a Chicago dog would kill me. "
Ideally, I go with mustard and onions. Sometimes it's nice to mix things up and get the works, though.
#181 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -
@Underachiever007: I couldn't eat a hot dog plain, would seem a bit dry. I need it drowned in ketchup, did drown one in mustard once.. that didn't end well.
#182 Posted by NukePuke (31 posts) -

I like vaginal juice on my hot dog.

#183 Posted by Deusoma (3006 posts) -
@Axxol said:
" Ketchup "
#184 Posted by Guyzea (816 posts) -

Sektor.

#185 Posted by ReapersPuppy (468 posts) -

ketchup..OR crushed up chips..fuckn bomb =D

#186 Posted by Vinny_Says (5704 posts) -

nutella

#187 Posted by Aleryn (704 posts) -

Sauerkraut.  Every_Damn_Time.

#188 Posted by thekingoftoilets (193 posts) -

Didn't have straight up chili, so I went pants :P.

#189 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) -

Ketchup sucka's.

#190 Posted by harinosho (596 posts) -

mustard

#191 Posted by PenguinDust (12510 posts) -

Hot sauce or salsa would have been my answer, but of the ones listed, easily mustard.  Once you're older than 10, you shouldn't be eating hot dogs with ketchup. 

#192 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -

KetchUP!

#194 Posted by Zehydra (37 posts) -

Pants, clearly.  Should've been the only answer

#195 Posted by MeatSim (10849 posts) -

 Stadium Mustard is the one condiment you gotta have on your hot dog. 

#196 Posted by Sathan (41 posts) -

Ketchup

#197 Edited by Veektarius (4812 posts) -

Can't believe ketchup is leading.  Food heathens.


@Br3adfan: 
I had totally forgotten that scene, but it's always great to agree with the man.   
#198 Posted by EliminatoR (237 posts) -

Mustard just because I'm tired of ketchup atm.

#199 Posted by Earthborn (386 posts) -

Chili?

#200 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

Keeping it safe, going with Ketchup but @Earthborn: I'd love to try that