You hear your roommate unlock the door, you only have a split second to react, what do you do?

I wonder how my roommate got the key to my bedroom door.

It depends on how good looking he is, really.

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G. Tell his girlfriend to hide under the bed.

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A would be the common thing for me to do :/

"G. Tell his girlfriend to hide under the bed."

What the hell? Did no one grow up without a lock? I can do A and B at the same time with my eyes blindfolded.
 
From QDB: 
 (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when they are masturbating ?
(TypoKing): idk
(omfg): their ears
(omfg): listening for ppl coming home
 
 
so true.

@ Metalideth: Nice cock!

Other: Knock them out with a heavy object until they are completely unconscious, without killing them.

Do a barrel roll.