You hear your roommate unlock the door, you only have a split second to react, what do you do?

I'm split between A and B.

I had to choose F, so hilarious

i was going to post a naughty gif but nvm
 
i choose F because its unique

A and B obviously

A.  They don't care that they see porn on your computer.  They do care, however, about seeing Mr. Jr. out in the open.

WUT!?

Cool story, bro.

" @nanikore  Cool "Cool story, bro", bro. "

G. Tell his girlfriend to hide under the bed.

where is the option to say: GET THE FUCK OUT IM JERKING OFF

"

G. Tell his girlfriend to hide under the bed.

"

Depends on the gender of my co-tenant.

If she's a chick my type - nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I. Exchange  a casual greeting and carry on, now the ball's in his court.

Ask him to join in

I would do A and B. With A being the most important.

I would just continue and when he walks in I casually say "oh hey bro."

Chop it off and throw it at them as a distraction while i close the browser

A. then B.
 
Or more importantly.
 
BUKKAKE

GET HYPE CIRCLE JERK

Yo Jeff wanna jerk wit me?

Hide the bone.

" Yo Jeff wanna jerk wit me? "

Depend on what kind of porn it is... IF i would have seen gay porn, i would close the window...
if casual porn, hide my wanker
 
hmm, i have never seen gay porn, wonder if i shoud give it a try???...

I'm like a deer in headlights whenever that happened to me.

" Depend on what kind of porn it is... IF i would have seen gay porn, i would close the window... if casual porn, hide my wanker  hmm, i have never seen gay porn, wonder if i shoud give it a try???... "

Minimize the browser. Multiple explanations for why I'm sitting in front of the computer with a boner. No explanation for why I'm watching 2 shemales eat a banana split out of a donkey's ass.

A barrel roll.
 
Duh.

Circle jerk but back to back duder . No eye contact

Smack him with my bone because he came in without knocking.

J. Shotgun blast aimed at the door. Could've been a burglar. With a key.

i would do F because most likely, if hes my roommate, hes seen my monkey many times before now 

" @tomte said:

" Depend on what kind of porn it is... IF i would have seen gay porn, i would close the window... if casual porn, hide my wanker  hmm, i have never seen gay porn, wonder if i shoud give it a try???... "

lol there is alot of homo eroticism  in this thread. "

" Minimize the browser. Multiple explanations for why I'm sitting in front of the computer with a boner. No explanation for why I'm watching 2 shemales eat a banana split out of a donkey's ass. "

" @tomte: Wait, that doesn't make sense. So if we want a blowjob, we have to give out a blowjob? So if we give a girl oral, does that mean that she has to give oral to another girl too? "

You can easily do A and B in the time in takes to unlock a door, pff.

No option for a barrel roll?

Circle jerk... obviously.

I went F, but what i would do is swivel round on my chair stroking it like a cat and say "well hello mister bond",  

Dutch Rudder or double dutch rudder if there is time.

" @Toxin066 said:

" Minimize the browser. Multiple explanations for why I'm sitting in front of the computer with a boner. No explanation for why I'm watching 2 shemales eat a banana split out of a donkey's ass. "

LOL!  You saw that too? "

A. Hide Mr.Jr and when he sits down, unleash Hell's Bells on the back of his neck. "Take that biatch! hahahahahahahaha!"

Snort all the cocaine as fast as possible so he can't ask for any. 

Er... this never happens because you have some sort of signal that means "Do not disturb!"