Your Most embarrassing childhood memories.

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#1  Edited By TheGamerFix

We wana find out you the user/ abusers of GiantBomb what is ur most embarrassing childhood memories, we'll read out them in the next podcast we do which we're recording in a week, it's themed around embarrassing childhood memories, so tell us your anecdotes and dont spare any details, no matter how embarassing or perhaps tragically unsettling and we'll read them out on the show.

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#2  Edited By natetodamax

Try looking here for some stories

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#3  Edited By JJWeatherman

I was pantsed while dropping money into a jar when I was in kindergarten. Everyone laughed. I was waring Aladdin underwear too...

Yeah it was pretty bad.

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#4  Edited By super_machine

successfully repressed

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#6  Edited By TheGamerFix

Congragulations we've set a record, after 4 posts we're already off-topic. :)

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#7  Edited By dr_nefarious

My brother told me to poop on the porch before my mom came home and he said it would be funny and I could just blame it on the dog. I being a stupid little kid, listened to him. Mom came home, looked at it, asked who did it (because she some how knew the difference between human and dog poop), my brother and his friends pointed their fingers at me. Had to clean it up. Still can't believe I did that..

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#8  Edited By Gizmo

When I was about 6, I cut out pictures of semi naked women from my mums magazines and hid them in a wrestling arena box, my Mom found them and I tried to say it was my Dad, that did not work.

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#9  Edited By natetodamax
@dr_nefarious: Dude, what
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#10  Edited By dr_nefarious
Voxel said:
@dr_nefarious: Dude, what
You heard me son!
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#11  Edited By RetroIce4
Gizmo said:
When I was about 6, I cut out pictures of semi naked women from my mums magazines and hid them ... [more]
I laughed so hard. "I tried to blame it on my Dad" That is something I would try to do too.
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#12  Edited By gimmysumcowbel

7th grade spanish class.
was taking a test. had to fart. thought it was gonna be silent. and it wasn't.

at least it was funny though

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I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years younger than me in front of the whole school while waiting for school buses. Worst thing is, I got a detention at the end of it for chasing him, punching him in the back of the head and kicking him in the jaw.

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#14  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
HandsomeDead said:
I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years younger than me in front of ... [more]
You sound like a real pleasant person....
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I was on a trip to a aquarium and I went up to scare my sister and my litter brother so I go up and make a weird noise why I touch the shoulder then she turns around and looks at me weird as I back up and leave.  (Note: Not my sister)

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#16  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

Ugh. Too many. I used to be stupidly, ridiculously shy when I was younger. I was that way until I was about 17. That pretty much sums it up, since that caused a bunch of other embarrassing shit.

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#17  Edited By HandsomeDead
ZombieHunterOG said:
HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years younger than me in ... [more]
You see how you respond when someone pulls a handful of hair out of your head while everyone's watching.
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#18  Edited By Gmanall
HandsomeDead said:
ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years younger than ... [more]
Go bald, then that will not happen so much.
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#19  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Gmanall said:
HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years ... [more]
Are you bald Gmanall ???

XD
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#20  Edited By Gmanall
ZombieHunterOG said:
Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid ... [more]
No not yet but I will most likely I will, every male in my family are bald, all but one.  
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#21  Edited By HandsomeDead
Gmanall said:
HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid 3 years ... [more]
No way. I'm like Samson: My hair is my power. And i'm lucky enough to have no bald males in my family so I should go the distance.
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#22  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
HandsomeDead said:
Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid ... [more]
Is there a way that you can re-write this without sounding totally gay? 
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#23  Edited By Gmanall
HandsomeDead said:
Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by a kid ... [more]
Hmm then get a mow hawk with metal spikes hidden in it with hair gel. 
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#24  Edited By HandsomeDead
ZombieHunterOG said:
HandsomeDead said: Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by ... [more]
No. Is there a way to can live without sounding totally gay?

Gmanall said:
HandsomeDead said: Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled out by ... [more]
I think i'll stick with my fringe.
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#25  Edited By Gmanall
HandsomeDead said:
ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my hair pulled ... [more]
You are no fun.
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#26  Edited By RetroIce4
Gmanall said:
HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: Gmanall said: HandsomeDead said: ZombieHunterOG said: HandsomeDead said: I had a chunk of my ... [more]
Your mother was no fun!
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#27  Edited By jakob187

Well, I can't necessarily say it was embarrassing for ME...but when I was in 2nd grade, this fat Mexican fuckstick kept bullying me on the bus, and one day I just couldn't take it anymore.  I laid into him with my Sesame Street Thermos until I was satisfied.  He never fucked with me again after that.  = D  So that would be more about HIS embarrassing moment.  Maybe I should be embarrassed that I had a Sesame Street Thermos in 2nd grade...but I'm not, because Sesame Street is fucking rad!


Hrmm...I'm really trying to dig here, but to be honest, my childhood was pretty boring aside from just chillin' out, playing video games, and throwing snails at the side of my clubhouse.  Muthafuckers learned their lesson for trying to fuck with my mom's garden!  THUG LIFE!!!
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#28  Edited By thegoldencat7

I regret nothing!