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#1  Edited By HeliumSpoon

Has any one seen this yet?
Well I guess it had to happen sooner or later.
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#2  Edited By Seedofpower

Wow, a whole new era of creepy is about to be ushered in.

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#3  Edited By i69edUrGpa

Hmmm....what does this robot offer to a man who...perhaps...has a poop fetish?

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#4  Edited By Yummylee

Maaaybe if she can be given the appearance of any celebrity you so desire, ala futurama.
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#6  Edited By apathylad

I remember someone mentioning this on the Colbert Report a couple years ago. I wonder how long before we'll find these at a Bestbuy.

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#7  Edited By Hot_Karl
@Abyssfull said:
" Maaaybe if she can be given the appearance of any celebrity you so desire, ala futurama. "
As soon as I read this topic, immediately the line "I love you [robotic voice] PHILLIP J FRY" popped into my head.
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#8  Edited By sjschmidt93

*in Dr. Tran's narrator voice*
 
Thaaaaat's....... fucked up!

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#9  Edited By kraznor

Spielberg's A.I. kind of called this years ago, as I'm sure numerous other sci-fi novels and films have. That, however....well, room for improvement.

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#10  Edited By eroticfishcake

Robosexuals aren't exactly a new thing but then again they aren't very prominent either. But like you say, it was going to happen sooner or later. From a business point of view though, there's an unexploited market there and that means money.

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#11  Edited By ToxicFruit

OH how much!

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#12  Edited By natetodamax

That's pathetic.

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#13  Edited By belaraphon

oh boy. i don't think there is a substitute for the real thing tho.

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#14  Edited By crusader8463

Still not their yet science. Soon i will be able to buy my lover.

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#15  Edited By Bones8677

C'mon people, we all knew this was coming. ;P
 
But here's an idea, if you could choose the appearance of your sex-bot, what would they look like? I'd go with Jennifer Love Hewitt. ^.^    oh yeah...

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#16  Edited By karneh

I saw it. Cool idea.

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#17  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Real Dolls already exist.  I'm not sure that these will do much more.  Real Dolls are also not ugly as fuck.

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#18  Edited By buzz_clik

It's about time...
 

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#19  Edited By CharleyTony

we can finally seperate the open minded and the real freaks!
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#20  Edited By KaosAngel

I fucking love sex, and I love sex with robots.  Bring it on.

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I wonder whose bright business sense was utilized in the decision to make the thing ugly as fuck?

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#22  Edited By KowalskiManDown

This sex stuff is all well and good... but can it make me a sandwich?!

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#23  Edited By Milkman

Ever want to fuck the very essence of uncanny valley? Well, here's your chance.

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#25  Edited By Hamst3r

I want sex robots to actually look like robots.

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#26  Edited By Alphiehyr
@Abyssfull said:
" Maaaybe if she can be given the appearance of any celebrity you so desire, ala futurama. "
I've seen that episode, the ending was very... moving and a possibility of what the human race would become.
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#27  Edited By jeffgoldblum
@Bellum said:
" I wonder whose bright business sense was utilized in the decision to make the thing ugly as fuck? "
Yeah it looks like it was designed by the developers of Divinity 2! 
ZING!
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#28  Edited By HeliumSpoon
@Hamst3r said:
"I want sex robots to actually look like robots.

 
 
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I hadn't thought of that but it actualy seems much more appealing.
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Imagine being that salesman?
 
Also, "Frigid Farrah", lol

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#30  Edited By buzz_clik
@Hamst3r said:
" I want sex robots to actually look like robots.

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Word. Hajime Sorayama to the resuce!
 
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#32  Edited By ADTR_ZERO
@creamypies said:
" This sex stuff is all well and good... but can it make me a sandwich?! "

We need one robot for some good sex, and another robot for some good sammiches.
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You can virtually do anything to them, or you can actually do anything to them? 
 
Sex robot or not, Roxxxy's going to need cleaning every now and then. 
 
I would not like to be working in the returns area of that factory. Sticky.

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#34  Edited By Red12b

Yeah, i'll pass, but thanks for the offer? 
 
 
Nothing beats the real thing, you guy's can kep your fleshlights, I'll just have my gf's  
 
Creepy creeperson creepingly asks why?
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#35  Edited By zombie2011

Women are becoming obsolete. 

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#36  Edited By Black_Raven

People that actually think this is a substitute for a real women are completely missing the point.

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#38  Edited By Kou_Leifoh

Fuck yeah, I'm getting that for Christmas!

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#39  Edited By rjayb89

Does it make sandwiches?

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#40  Edited By Sabata
@FluxWaveZ said:
" Real Dolls already exist.  I'm not sure that these will do much more.  Real Dolls are also not ugly as fuck. "
Uh, yeah, they are.  If you looked up "Uncanny Valley" in the dictionary you'd find a picture of a Real Doll.
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#41  Edited By Hot_Karl
@PenguinDust said:
" I thought the Japanese had this already...
 
VERY DISTURBING LINK and less disturbing link but more creepy. "
The first link makes me kinda sad but inspires me to put in the effort that it'll take to find love.
 
 The second link will give me bedwetting nightmares. Jeez, *cringes* that was so disturbing.
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#42  Edited By FluxWaveZ
@Sabata: Perhaps disturbing, but not ugly like that mess of a robot.
 
 @VinceNotVance said:

" @PenguinDust said:

" I thought the Japanese had this already...
 
VERY DISTURBING LINK and less disturbing link but more creepy. "
The second link will give me bedwetting nightmares. Jeez, *cringes* that was so disturbing. "
She'll swallow your soul.
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#43  Edited By Trilogy

Fuck that, where's my goddamn hoverboard?

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@PenguinDust said:
" I thought the Japanese had this already...
 
VERY DISTURBING LINK and less disturbing link but more creepy. "
 Even when I try to step into this guys crazy world, I can only wonder why would you buy that many dolls?  They all look the damn same.  And the shot where he had the dolls hand placed on his leg was fucking creepy alright.  And those straight up anime ones at the end were especially lame.
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#46  Edited By Sabata
@FluxWaveZ: They both look terribly ugly and disturbing to me.
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#47  Edited By FluxWaveZ
@Sabata said:
" @FluxWaveZ: They both look terribly ugly and disturbing to me. "

 Awww, come on!  You can't possibly tell me...
 Awww, come on!  You can't possibly tell me...
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#48  Edited By mm665
@Trilogy said:
" Fuck that, where's my goddamn hoverboard? "
You have to wait till 2015.
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#49  Edited By Xeiphyer

That thing is fucking ugly.. Total turn off. Also her stomach is pretty big looking.. and her face is all fucked up.
 
 Man, this thing is retarded... At least this proves my theory: If you want a fuck robot, get it from Japan.

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#50  Edited By ravensword

sooooooo, how do this work when you do it?