Really doesn't seem like the tone they're going for.

Definitely not. Would be a weird thing to add even as an easter egg in this game that seems to be going for a whole different tone.

Seems this game is more mature than the older ones. It was always just a dumb joke thing

What would the kid be doing then? Waiting outside the room?

Maybe there will be some cheeky reference or easter egg but even that seems off for the game they're trying to make

I fucking hope not. Those were the stupidest things about the others and here it seems like it REALLY would not fit the tone

Kratos does seem like a guy that would get his son a prostitute.

Nope. Not in the ultra-serious father and son story.

That kid's gotta come from somewhere...

Yeah, the game actually opens with a sex minigame and then fast forwards to his kid grown up.

There's not gonna be a sex scene, but you will definitely mash "O" to open a bottle of Cialis®.

I certainly hope not. There's always a possibility, though.

What else do you think would have Jeff Bakalar on the verge of tears throughout his time with the game?

It doesn't seem in tone with the game. If there is, it's probably with Kratos' wife.

That would be a bold opening but i'm gonna go with no. There will probably be a Heavy Rain style sword fighting sequence or something with his son though.

Probably not, looking at today's social political climate compared to the 2000's; not that I'm complaining.

I should certainly hope so

Probably not, even as a dumb joke. But who knows, scandinavians are pretty lewd.

Don't worry if there's not any, though, because I'm sure that Detroit: Become Human will take care of it in the next month.

This is completely random, but I was reminded of Denny from The Room (movie), in which Denny goes upstairs to watch Wiseau and Lisa attempt to procreate, when I read this.

Kratos seems like the sort of guy who thinks this is how his son becomes a man.

"Now wiggle the stick in a circular motion, boy."

God I sure hope so.

Doubtful as there doesn't seem to be any mention of one in the ESRB description unless they somehow missed it.

I checked it as well. No nudity tag on this one. So that pretty much confirms it.

Looks like this one has been resolved