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    Grand Theft Auto IV

    Game » consists of 25 releases. Released Apr 29, 2008

    Take on the role of Niko Bellic, a Serbian immigrant who comes to the US at his cousin Roman's request, to find a better life, search for "that special someone" and participate in lawless activities in an upgraded generation of Liberty City.

    GTAIV = Crazy People

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    #1  Edited By kush

    Full Post here: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=933036&topic=43125276

    "....I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

    They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

    Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

    I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it...."


    Crazy People...it's what's for the dinner!

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    #2  Edited By DarkLegend

    GTAIV is making people crazy, I don't get your last line.

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    #3  Edited By tec3297

    Crrrreeeepppyyy

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    #4  Edited By Rowr

    GTA 4 fan fiction? WTF.

    That dude needs to get laid, stat.
    Theres some desperation and loneliness there bordering on psychotic.

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    #5  Edited By toast_burner

    i read it before and its stillfunny
    i like the end when he goes bowling with roman

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    #6  Edited By Ubergeist

    That's pretty funny.

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    #7  Edited By kush
    DarkLegend said:
    "GTAIV is making people crazy, I don't get your last line."
    I don't get my last line either...I just had that commercial in my head at the time :P ...I can't even remember what the commercial is for...Hungry Man? Beef? I don't know.
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    #8  Edited By mr_korean

    Haha i saw this on GS and i was like WTF???!!!

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    #9  Edited By kush
    mr_korean said:
    "Haha i saw this on GS and i was like WTF???!!!"
    I was shown this thanks to Shawn Elliot...where he gets the time to find all of these crazy internet stuff...I will never know.
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    #10  Edited By chililili

    Yeah that's treally funny, I'd seen it before but it never gets old.

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    #11  Edited By TheGodPoet

    That was hilarious. The dude needs either to A get laid or B get a hooker.

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    #12  Edited By Virago

    you all of a sick sense of humor, lol.

    Kush..... you crazy Siciilian!
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    #13  Edited By TheGodPoet
    Virago said:
    "you all of a sick sense of humor, lol.
    Kush..... you crazy Siciilian!
    "

    Crazy is what I do best..actually funny is.
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    #14  Edited By Kazona

    I don't know whether I should be laughing or feel totally creeped out...

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    #15  Edited By TheGodPoet
    Kazona said:
    "I don't know whether I should be laughing or feel totally creeped out...
    "

    You should feel sorry for the person who wrote that.......and then laugh.
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    #16  Edited By MOSES

    This tickled my funny:)

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    #17  Edited By Virago
    Sincillian said:
    "Virago said:
    "you all of a sick sense of humor, lol.
    Kush..... you crazy Siciilian!
    "

    Crazy is what I do best..actually funny is."
    Woah. Are you Krush as well, or just sicilian?
    EDIT: oooooh, your'e Jax! Nvm, dear.
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    #18  Edited By Homer

    Wtf?

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    #19  Edited By OGCartman

    Thats messed

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    #20  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    how could he get the lady into a car?? or did he make the ending up? 
     
    and who are kiki and Carmen? theres only Michelle then Karen, are there more girlfriends i didnt encounter? o_O

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    #22  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @PeasForFees said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " how could he get the lady into a car?? or did he make the ending up?  and who are kiki and Carmen? theres only Michelle then Karen, are there more girlfriends i didnt encounter? o_O "
    1 Year old topic "
    one of the coolest things about me is that im always missing out and letting time go by before i realize what i missed out on, k? 
     
    Plus, it doesnt matter if its 1 year old when we're talking about GTA, me thinks.
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    #23  Edited By Typetool

    Ummmm what?

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