This is where GTA V reviews from all over the word (ok, mostly US) come to die. So, it's kinda like Florida. And in that vein, cocaine, guns and review discussion is encouraged. But, mostly review discussion. Mostly.
"Grand Theft Auto V's unique storytelling meshes well with standard GTA-style action, giving you multiple perspectives on some fantastic criminal activities"
"... with the game's unique multi-character approach to storytelling, makes Grand Theft Auto V an exciting successor in the long-running franchise."
"Grand Theft Auto V is an outrageous, exhilarating, sometimes troubling crime epic that pushes open-world game design forward in amazing ways."
"Your time in Los Santos may leave you with a few psychological scars, but you shouldn’t let that stop you from visiting."
"Grand Theft Auto V is not only a preposterously enjoyable video game, but also an intelligent and sharp-tongued satire of contemporary America."
"It is one of the very best video games ever made."
"With Grand Theft Auto 5, developer Rockstar North aspires to re-establish GTA as the most important video game franchise in the world, to further raise the bar, the budget, the breadth of experience of the big games."
"Grand Theft Auto 5 is the closure of this generation, and the benchmark for the next. Here is a game caught occasionally for the worst, but overwhelmingly for the better, between the present and the future."
"Like the golden state it parodies, Grand Theft Auto V is filled with beautiful scenery, a wealth of activities, and the promise of fortune."
"Rockstar Games deserves credit for pushing the boundaries of its flagship franchise yet again with improved controls, great mission variety, and the most jam-packed open world I've ever visited."
"Grand Theft Auto V is both a reflective and deflective game, diving into the heart of the GTAseries with more than a few subtle things to say about itself."
"All three characters, in their respective ways, feel representative of the Grand Theft Auto series as a whole, and contribute to making GTA V what it is -- the ultimate culmination of Rockstar's beloved and despised series."
"Most importantly, though, it's the first game in the series where you feel as though you can strike out in any direction and find something entertaining to do."
"GTA5 may not be the Hollywood-beating crime story it wants to be, then, but it's the best video game it's ever been"
"No one makes worlds like Rockstar, but at last it has produced one without compromise. Everything works."
"It’s a remarkable achievement, a peerless marriage of world design, storytelling and mechanics that pushes these ageing consoles to the limit and makes it all look easy."
"For every narrative quibble, there are dozens of discoveries to be made, and many of the best moments will be the ones you create yourself."
"Grand Theft Auto 5 is an ambitious game, attempting to meld three very different characters together to tell one encompassing story of survival in what amounts to the worst place in America."
"The biggest (and possibly best) Grand Theft Auto yet"
"It's a remarkable example of open-world gaming at it's finest, and while it doesn't reinvent the genre or do anything all that new, it does so much so well that it's hard to find flaws in Rockstar's massive blockbuster."
"A technical achievement, GTAV's driving and shooting gameplay in an excellently crafted open world is marred by a script that presents despicable characters as the protagonists."
"It's certainly fun to be the bad guy sometimes, but only buy Grand Theft Auto V if you're prepared to play as characters with no justifiable motivation for doing awful things to people."
So, get hyped and get ready to do whatever we do when this sort of "events" happen, which is criticize every thing. That's the plan, right?