If I were to create a video game, I would spend a hell of a lot of time coming up with a great idea for it. But right now I can't get this bad idea out of my head so I'm gonna write it down. Hopefully this will let me forget about it. I don't have a lot of the details nailed down so bare with me.
 
OK, it's called "Darksliders".
 
Its a game about an army of evil (and dark!) sliders. I mean sliders as in the White Castle burgers of course. The game will even sport an official license by White Castle.
 

• Tony Hawk
• Ryan Davis
• Will and Norm (from Tested)
  
• Mike Glodberg
• Chuck Norris
• Harold and Kumar
  
•  Lou Ferrigno
•  Billy Ingram (founder of White Castle)
• and more!

If I were to create a video game, I would spend a hell of a lot of time coming up with a great idea for it. But right now I can't get this bad idea out of my head so I'm gonna write it down. Hopefully this will let me forget about it. I don't have a lot of the details nailed down so bare with me.
 
OK, it's called "Darksliders".
 
Its a game about an army of evil (and dark!) sliders. I mean sliders as in the White Castle burgers of course. The game will even sport an official license by White Castle.
 

• Tony Hawk
• Ryan Davis
• Will and Norm (from Tested)
  
• Mike Glodberg
• Chuck Norris
• Harold and Kumar
  
•  Lou Ferrigno
•  Billy Ingram (founder of White Castle)
• and more!

I would add this into it somehow 

that made me laugh 
i support this topic

it sounds crazy in a good way but there's one problem  
 
there's no ayane, so i disapprove

" it sounds crazy in a good way but there's one problem  
 
there's no ayane, so i disapprove "

Will there be tomatoes on the evil sliders?

" Will there be tomatoes on the evil sliders? "

well, that's a tricky question, because I hate tomatoes, so I would not want them on the slider 
 
but if it's being associated with evil, I think it needs to be included. I also think that there needs to be a point in the game where the army of dark sliders needs to turn and become wholesome again(at the very end).. when that scene occurs all of the tomatoes need to slide off, representing a change in the slider.

" well, that's a tricky question, because I hate tomatoes, so I would not want them on the slider  but if it's being associated with evil, I think it needs to be included. I also think that there needs to be a point in the game where the army of dark sliders needs to turn and become wholesome again(at the very end).. when that scene occurs all of the tomatoes need to slide off, representing a change in the slider. "

I would be on board with you if the evil sliders were healthy, and the good sliders unhealthy

" @Venatio:  Well of course. That video will be looping on every video screen in the game. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" @Venatio:  Well of course. That video will be looping on every video screen in the game. "

What is the name of that song? "

Not talking about DLC means DLC, I'll wait for the GotY edition. Even then, I might wait for a price drop.

Thats a terrible idea. It also appears to be the basic blueprint for 50% of games released these days. I assume this is intended as brilliant parody.
 
Bravo sir :)

" Thats a terrible idea. It also appears to be the basic blueprint for 50% of games released these days. I assume this is intended as brilliant parody.  Bravo sir :) "

" @Venatio:  Well of course. That video will be looping on every video screen in the game. "

What about mustaches?

I think you should be playing as Brad Shoemaker for the first 40 seconds of the game, then he falls off a high ledge and it turns out you're not actually playing as him.
 Also I think Mark Gonzales and Rodney Mullen should be concocting a plot to Dark Slide around the equator of the earth (or build some kind of mass grinding accelorator that could make this possible) which is prophecised that: when achieved, will cause the earth to spin in the opposite direction, bringing about the Slidapocalypse in which all sliders become humanity's sentient overlords.
 
And Dave Snider's rival (not the main antagonist of the game, but y'know- a recurring boss) should be Dark-Snider.
...
or Agent Dark-Snider.

Good to see Lou Ferrigno making an appearance. That guy's bicep muscles could be their own Jackie Chan / Chris Tucker comedy duo.

" I think you should be playing as Brad Shoemaker for the first 40 seconds of the game, then he falls off a high ledge and it turns out you're not actually playing as him.
 Also I think Mark Gonzales and Rodney Mullen should be concocting a plot to Dark Slide around the equator of the earth (or build some kind of mass grinding accelorator that could make this possible) which is prophecised that: when achieved, will cause the earth to spin in the opposite direction, bringing about the Slidapocalypse in which all sliders become humanity's sentient overlords.
 
And Dave Snider's rival (not the main antagonist of the game, but y'know- a recurring boss) should be Dark-Snider.
...
or Agent Dark-Snider. "

Brilliant idea! 
 
I'd be all for working on this.

" @TurboMan said:

" Will there be tomatoes on the evil sliders? "

Tough question. I'll have to get a research panel together and discuss this important matter immediately.
 
Would you want tomatoes on the darksliders? 
It should be like this: the more toppings on the slider the more powerful it is