Be warned! My input is entirely prejudice. I mean, how could it not be? See this travesty for yourself:
I don't mean to be a burger bigot. I am amiable to a variety of hams, both grilled and steamed. Perhaps even a burger sans bun. But this equipping of a tortilla is a betrayal most foul!
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Hamburger
A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).
TREACHERY!: A Classic Burger McFailure
Hmm. Probably a 3/10 on a 1-10 scale of eatability.
On a 1-10 scale of things I'd put my wiener into, however...
its good and cheap its no where near a real big mac it dosent matter anyways because A&W is only about 100x better
" @ThatFrood: Precisely. Eatability is .3/10, obviously. "
You'd rate eatability as .03 on a 1 to 10 scale?
" @mikeeegeee said:A scale of 1-10 isn't used in the eatability scale because 1 would indicate it it still eatable, therefore a new scale is used, 0-10, for eatability." @ThatFrood: Precisely. Eatability is .3/10, obviously. "You'd rate eatability as .03 on a 1 to 10 scale? "
I'm a fan of quesadilla burgers, and this isn't far off the mark for one of those, so I'll give it the Sparky Buzzsaw Three Nose Hair Seal of Approval.
I had to resort to using a soft flour tortilla once, when I ran out of buns.
I have to say, I knew what I was doing was unnatural, and wrong. But I loved it.
Now I do it all the time. Especially in the kitchen, with the lights on.
I'm in too deep, and unashamed.
Yeah, I saw that.
It's as if someone said "Hey, I like the sub-par Big Macs just like the next guy, except for the fact that I can't just shove that shit in a tortilla and call it a day. They should totes sell that at Mickey D's you know what I mean".
And voila! You've got yourself the Big Mac Snack Wrap.
Out of 10, I give it a "NO".
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