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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    TREACHERY!: A Classic Burger McFailure

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    #1  Edited By rickolus

     Be warned! My input is entirely prejudice. I mean, how could it not be? See this travesty for yourself:  

    The Big Mac Snack Wrap 
    The Big Mac Snack Wrap 
        I don't mean to be a burger bigot. I am amiable to a variety of hams, both grilled and steamed. Perhaps even a burger sans bun. But this equipping of a tortilla is a betrayal most foul! 
        Please rate your contempt using various unique rating systems.

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    #2  Edited By xyzygy

    I love the Snack Wraps, especially the Big Mac ones. How varied is that?

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    #3  Edited By mikeeegeee

    Hmm. Probably a 3/10 on a 1-10 scale of eatability.
     
    On a 1-10 scale of things I'd put my wiener into, however...

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    #4  Edited By c1337us

    Big Macs are shit enough as it is.

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    #5  Edited By pwnasaurus

    its good and cheap its no where near a real big mac it dosent matter anyways because A&W is only about 100x better
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    #6  Edited By Skald

    Eight thumbs-up out of twelve gold stars.

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    #7  Edited By thatfrood
    @mikeeegeee said:
    " Hmm. Probably a 3/10 on a 1-10 scale of eatability.  On a 1-10 scale of things I'd put my wiener into, however... "
    So on a scale from 1 to 10, you'd rate its eatability as a .3?
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    #8  Edited By Demyx

    The quesadilla burger at applebees is amazing.

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    #9  Edited By mikeeegeee
    @ThatFrood: Precisely. Eatability is .3/10, obviously.
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    #10  Edited By Dalai

    I actually had a McDonald's burger today for the first time in at least a year or two... just as average as I remembered it. 
     
    But I ain't going anywhere near that yucky wrap.

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    #11  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    @mikeeegeee said:
    " @ThatFrood: Precisely. Eatability is .3/10, obviously. "

    You'd rate eatability as .03 on a 1 to 10 scale?
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    #12  Edited By Rehehelly
    @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    " @mikeeegeee said:
    " @ThatFrood: Precisely. Eatability is .3/10, obviously. "
    You'd rate eatability as .03 on a 1 to 10 scale? "
    A scale of 1-10 isn't used in the eatability scale because 1 would indicate it it still eatable, therefore a new scale is used, 0-10, for eatability. 
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    #13  Edited By maxszy

    FAIL. I go to Jack n' the Box over McD any day anyway. This is a new line of disgrace though. A burger is a bun, not a tortilla wrap!

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    #14  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    No, Edibility is a 0 to 10 scale. Eatability is a 1 - 10 scale with 1 being spelled "wun."
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    #15  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    I'm a fan of quesadilla burgers, and this isn't far off the mark for one of those, so I'll give it the Sparky Buzzsaw Three Nose Hair Seal of Approval.
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    #16  Edited By PureRok

    Looks like someone took a shit in a tortilla.

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    I had to resort to using a soft flour tortilla once, when I ran out of buns.
     
    I have to say, I knew what I was doing was unnatural, and wrong. But I loved it.
     
    Now I do it all the time. Especially in the kitchen, with the lights on.
     
    I'm in too deep, and unashamed.

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    #18  Edited By Rowr

    if you put burger meat in a tortilla it needs to have a fried egg in there.

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    #19  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    Dude, that's just wrong. I'm with you on this one all the way.

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    #20  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Scum of the earth.

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    #21  Edited By Hot_Karl

    Yeah, I saw that. 
     
    It's as if someone said "Hey, I like the sub-par Big Macs just like the next guy, except for the fact that I can't just shove that shit in a tortilla and call it a day. They should totes sell that at Mickey D's you know what I mean".
     
    And voila! You've got yourself the Big Mac Snack Wrap.
     
    Out of 10, I give it a "NO".

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    #22  Edited By Siris

    more...artificial...food. That's not even real food, but neither is most food at fast food restaurants.

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    #23  Edited By rickolus
    @DanceDanceKennypants:  sacrilege!
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    #24  Edited By ht101

    I would rate that as zero fireballs out of my character, the Human Torch, since McDonalds sucks in the first place and the Big Mac is the worst.  Burger King all the way and give me a Whopper any day of the week.

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    #25  Edited By Hamst3r

    I'd try it. Everything in it is what's in a normal hamburger, but now it's in a tortilla, which is just a different type of bread. Big whoop. They could put the hamburger ingredients on a hot dog bun or tortilla chips and it would probably be delicious.
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    #26  Edited By Zajtalan

    lol you should try the taco bell beefy 5 layer

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