Set two years before the James Cameron film of the same name, Avatar: The Game takes place on Pandora, a gas giant's moon, and pits the merciless humans against Pandora's natives, the Na'vi.
80 kajillion years ago, James Cameron created the universe by masturbating a badger*.
*which he created moments earlier**.
**badgers are pre-universe***.
***as is James Cameron, since he is in fact a badger himself***.
****since he created badgers he had to have created himself to do so, otherwise he wouldn't have existed and been capable of creating the universe, let alone the alpha badger*****.
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