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    Max Payne 3

    Game » consists of 12 releases. Released May 15, 2012

    The long-awaited third Max Payne game finally arrived in May 2012, courtesy of Rockstar Vancouver. Eight years after the end of Max Payne 2, an aging, burnt-out Max finds one last chance to redeem himself while working as a bodyguard for a rich family in Brazil.

    Seriously now. What the fuck, Rockstar?

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    What the fuck?
    What the fuck?

    EDIT: I know someone posted this already, but this is in Blog Post form, not in Thread form. Might as well blog about it.

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    What the fuck?
    What the fuck?

    EDIT: I know someone posted this already, but this is in Blog Post form, not in Thread form. Might as well blog about it.

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    #2  Edited By Alex_Murphy

    That doesn't look like Max Payne to me.

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    #3  Edited By Al3xand3r
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    #4  Edited By VWGTI

    Max Payne: Conviction starring Sam Payne

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    #5  Edited By 1_879_116_9420

    Maybe Max joined PETA, and buried the leather jacket.

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    #6  Edited By DBoy

    I'm sure there's a good reason (and story) behind all of this. Rockstar won't let us down.

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    #7  Edited By CL60
    @DBoy said:
    " I'm sure there's a good reason (and story) behind all of this. Rockstar won't let us down. "
    They better not let us down or I'm gonna be pissed...this is not the Max Payne I know! :'(
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    #8  Edited By Absurd
    @CL60 said:
    "
    @DBoy said:
    " I'm sure there's a good reason (and story) behind all of this. Rockstar won't let us down. "
    They better not let us down or I'm gonna be pissed...this is not the Max Payne I know! :'("
    Indeed, I dislike this new Max Payne look.  I used to love his hair :[
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    #9  Edited By chrissedoff

    looks better this way. the old max payne was looking a little too dapper for a man totally losing his mind and getting into a firefight with mobsters every 10 minutes.

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    #10  Edited By jakob187

    I'm going to be the Devil's advocate here and say I'm curious and diggin' it.  He looks broken down and beaten...

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    #11  Edited By Protoroll
    @VWGTI said:
    " Max Payne: Conviction starring Sam Payne "
    LMAO
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    #12  Edited By BrockSampson

    Did you really think that he would still have the colorful shirt and leather jacket. Come on. And that is what someone would look like after all of what he went though. This is obviously several years later.

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    #13  Edited By PercyChuggs

    Let me guess. 6 years is way to early to be making another Max Payne game, and you want more free DLC for Max Payne 2 for the Xbox.

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    #14  Edited By Out_On_Bail
    @PercyChuggs: lol i got that, what else can we complain about?
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    #15  Edited By AthleticShark
    @Al3xand3r: Like he fucking said, its a blog post. Hes BLOGGING about it, not making a thread topic.
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    #16  Edited By jakob187
    @PercyChuggs said:
    " Let me guess. 6 years is way to early to be making another Max Payne game, and you want more free DLC for Max Payne 2 for the Xbox. "
    Well, we're still waiting for the Splinter Cell: Conviction Pack to come out for MP2, so YEAH!
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    #17  Edited By Milkman

    I have no idea what to the think about this.

    EDIT: Actually, you know what, this is awesome and exactly why I love Rockstar. Who else could this ultimate slow-mo dual wielding bad ass like Max Payne and make him fucking bald?

    So, I guess I do know what to think.

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    #18  Edited By scarz08

    I actually like his new look, i mean come on the guys got to age.

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    #19  Edited By Inf225

    Max Payne 3: Too Many Burritos

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    I'm a huge Max Payne fan and have to say that the image on the cover looks awesome.  What, did you want the same Max Payne in NY again?  Why would he stay and why wouldn't he plummet to the bottom after 2?  The game is called the Fall of Max Payne.  This completely makes sense.

    EDIT: Also, very useful "blog".  Lots of interesting commentary you couldn't have put in the other threads.

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    #21  Edited By TheKidNixon

    I'm all for having a "blog" about something if you want to unwind your personal grievances against a piece of concept art. But this really isn't a blog post...its pretty much what the first thread was (the picture) and a general "WTF?"

    Sorry mate, but this really just looks like you're abusing the system. Why not regale us with whats wrong with the picture, more than just posting it, then point out that really its okay because its a blog post.

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    #22  Edited By Snail

    Give them a chance will you?

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    #23  Edited By trav3ler

    I should stop having hope that Max Payne 3 will be a Max Payne game. 
     
    I don't think it will be a bad game.  In fact, I really respect Rockstar for their quality and track record, and I think that Max Payne 3 will be very fun in it's own way (even if it's essentially an Uncharted clone at this point).  I just don't think it will be a Max Payne game.

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    #24  Edited By Geno

    Max Payne 3: Guns of the Patriots

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    #25  Edited By TheHBK

    Man, they fucked this up.  Maybe the game itself will be good, but the feeling, the tone, the Max Payne we love, is gone.  I wish they would remake the first game with better graphics and physics.  Not this crap.  Take off the beard and this could basically be Die Hard the game.  Now I love John McClain, but seriously.  Max Payne is a badass new york cop.  He should not be going to South America.  It makes the series loose sight of what made the atmosphere great.  Especially with shooters and stuff going to the jungles, it makes me miss a normal urban romp killing druggies and hookers.

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