And Now...A Message From Megan Fox

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#1 Edited by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
#2 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

Wait...she was talking about something in the video?

#3 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3203 posts) -

I say "fuck'm".

#4 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4911 posts) -

Not even that sounded convincing, how she landed a career in television and movies is beyond me. Guess if you look good here are no limits.

#5 Posted by deFacto (54 posts) -

fuck what again? who?

#6 Edited by skrutop (3615 posts) -

"I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."
 
The more you know...

#7 Posted by VWGTI (1919 posts) -
@CitizenKane: 
 
Haha
#8 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Awww, so sweet. I am sure most people will click on this the first second it appears just because it says "Megan Fox"  on it. Not a bad reason though, but I wonder who will actually watch, or at least listen, the video.

#9 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

*fingers crossed* I hope this fucking movie flops, specially critically. It's two people I hate the most working together: Diablo Cody and Megan Fox.

#10 Posted by Dethfish (3647 posts) -

What was that? Was that supposed to be serious or funny? I don't even know.
#11 Edited by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

NOM NOM NOM.

#12 Posted by PhaggyBigNastyMcKill (564 posts) -

thats right all high school girls, if somebody is picking on you or trying to put peer pressure on you, you just fuck them and fuck them hard.

#13 Posted by PenguinDust (12499 posts) -

I think there was a very special episode of Blossom dealing with the same subject.  My peers and teachers discussed the episode the following day in class...and then ate the new kid.  He was delicious.

#14 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students?

#15 Posted by Damian (1538 posts) -

It keeps freezing at 00:08 seconds. All I hear is "Hi. I'm Meagan Fox. Every year thousands of kids enter..." ... 
 
Do I want to hear the rest of that sentence? Let me rephrase that: Is it legal to hear the rest of that sentence?

#16 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4911 posts) -
@skrutop:  
 
You should write here speeches from now on
#17 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -
@brukaoru said:
" ...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students? "
Yes, and she eats them.
#18 Posted by Agnogenic_delete (1034 posts) -
@brukaoru said:
" ...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students? "
Sounds like the impression I have of the movie. Apparently she is naked during part of it... it will sell.
#19 Posted by Dethfish (3647 posts) -

Oh, this is for a movie? I guess it makes sense now why I had no idea what the fuck that video was talking about.
#20 Edited by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:

" Oh, this is for a movie? I guess it makes sense now why I had no idea what the fuck that video was talking about. "

It's a viral marketing ad for Jennifer's Body, this new flick that's coming out where she plays some kind of demon that ends up in high school and starts seducing all the boys in order to eat them.  It looks corny, cheesy, and goofy enough to be totally fucking rad. 
 
Meanwhile, this thread has proven to me that the internet's ability to drain any sense of fun and humor out of something...is remarkably high!  I can't stop laughing about the deadpan way she delivers that line. 
 
"Fuck 'em, because they don't know shit anyways".  
 
@skrutop said:
" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "
I wanna hear her say that.  It'd be great.  Even then, though...did you go to high school with her?  No?  So you're generalizing her based solely on what you THINK you know?  Oh, gotcha.
#21 Posted by Gav47 (1542 posts) -

I'd let her eat me *zing

#22 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@Gav47 said:
" I'd let her eat me *zing "
But would she let you eat her?  ZING ZING!
#23 Posted by cdfishman (259 posts) -

if pee-wee herman delivered the message I would understand more. like his drug PSA  
  

#24 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -

We have a Megan Fox centric forum area on Giantbomb???
 
WTF

#25 Edited by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@RsistncE said:

" We have a Megan Fox centric forum area on Giantbomb???  WTF "

I just realized that there is a Megan Fox forum.  WOW.
#26 Posted by Dethfish (3647 posts) -
@jakob187: So Megan Fox is going to play a high schooler? That's funny.
 
It is an interesting idea for a movie I guess, even though it makes no god damn sense.
#27 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:
" @jakob187: So Megan Fox is going to play a high schooler? That's funny. It is an interesting idea for a movie I guess, even though it makes no god damn sense. "
Yeah.  Like it matters.  Look at that dood on Hannah Montana being 32 in real life and it makes no difference anymore, eh?  Nonetheless, you are right.  The movie makes no goddamn sense...and neither did Dead Alive...or a lot of movies that I fucking love.
#28 Posted by RsistncE (4496 posts) -
@jakob187: It says Megan Fox under his thread title. I was assuming that whatever forum area the thread is in, it's listed in that spot. If not then I guess my excitement was unwarranted. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go clean up.
#29 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@cdfishman:
HAhahahahahaahaha 
Fuck I want me some CRACK motherfucker.............
#30 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
Even then, though...did you go to high school with her?  No?  So you're generalizing her based solely on what you THINK you know?  Oh, gotcha. "
No, not generalizing at all.  True story.  Ah, good times, good times.
#31 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -
@cdfishman: That is some scary shit.
#32 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6158 posts) -
@RHCPfan24 said:
"Awww, so sweet. I am sure most people will click on this the first second it appears just because it says "Megan Fox"  on it. Not a bad reason though, but I wonder who will actually watch, or at least listen, the video. "

The vid had sound?
Moderator
#33 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -
@skrutop said:
" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "
I lol'd
#34 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3704 posts) -

Why the hell does Megan Fox have a Giantbomb page?
#35 Posted by Dethfish (3647 posts) -
@Black_Rose said:
" @skrutop said:
" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "
I lol'd "

It's funny 'cause it's true.
#36 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:
" @Black_Rose said:
" @skrutop said:
" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "
I lol'd "
It's funny 'cause it's true. "
Stupid generalizations are stupid.  =  /
#37 Posted by MachoFantastico (4651 posts) -

I don't see the whole love affair with Megan Fox, yes she is a rather attractive lady but she isn't anything special. Plus everytime I've seen her interviewed or seen her in films, well I couldn't stand her.   
 
Right now saying such things makes you the devil himself, it seems everyone is upsessed with Megan Fox.

#38 Posted by cdfishman (259 posts) -
@JeffGoldblum said:
" Why the hell does Megan Fox have a Giantbomb page? "
allegedly did some voice acting in the transformer games. 
#39 Posted by Kohe321 (3524 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:
" What was that? Was that supposed to be serious or funny? I don't even know. "
Well it was neither, so it failed hard. Damn I hate Megan Fox...
#40 Posted by Karn (690 posts) -

I laughed when she said "actress"

#41 Posted by Satune (477 posts) -

Why didn't you tell me!
I was drinking water when she said "Fuck'em" and I spat water all over the place! God!

#42 Posted by sgjackson (529 posts) -

I will not succumb to peer pressure. Fuck you guys, this shit's funny.
 
I bet you're all tasty too.

#43 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@sgjackson said:
" I will not succumb to peer pressure. Fuck you guys, this shit's funny.  I bet you're all tasty too. "
THAT is the proper type of comment!  Fuck the peer pressure.  Megan Fox is smokin' hot, she's funny, and she digs Viva Pinata and Mortal Kombat.  = D
#44 Posted by MachoFantastico (4651 posts) -

Just realized how scary Pee-Wee Herman is when he starts talking seriously... in fact he kind of scared me a little in an odd sort of way! 
 
He is still a legend though.

#45 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

Yeah, fuck you Megan Fox, now go wash Michael Bays car you dumb bitch.

#46 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
@TrueEnglishGent said:
" Just realized how scary Pee-Wee Herman is when he starts talking seriously... in fact he kind of scared me a little in an odd sort of way!  He is still a legend though. "
You claim that a dood who ran a children's show and jerked off in public is a legend, while lambasting against an attractive woman who loves video games? 
 
o.O
#47 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6988 posts) -

I really didn't see that coming.

#48 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

Megan Fox is hot, 'nuff said.  Anyone that comes in here to hate on her can go fuck themselves.

#49 Posted by killdave (1073 posts) -

mute n' fap-fap

#50 Posted by yakov456 (1906 posts) -

Get another shitty tattoo you dumb whore.

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