I'm Oscar Meyer, and my Bologna has a first name, if you know what I mean.

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Left, Right, Back, Back, Shoot, Shoot, Shoot
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B.J. Blazkowicz, the protagonist of all things Wolfenstein, has a tough life. Single handedly taking on entire Nazi army can leave him looking pretty beat up, at least until he eats a chicken dinner and is instantly cured. This iPhone version of the Escape from Castle Wolfenstein story changes the ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Nov. 8, 2009
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'Splosion Man (Secretly) Hates You
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Doesn't Say Mean Things To Your Face I had a bad experience with Mega Man 9. I loved Mega Man when I was a kid, but in the intervening years I've gone soft. I don't have the free time I once did, and it seems I've become more emotionally vulnerable. ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Aug. 11, 2009
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Casual Effect: Casual
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Mass Effect contains a deep, expansive world full of intrigue, danger, and dialogue trees. It pretty much defines the "RPG Shooter" sub-genre, and is good for dozens upon dozens of hours of sci-fi adventure fun. This iPhone based prequel to Mass Effect's upcoming sequel has subtle hints of many of ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 20, 2009
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I Hate You Mega Man
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JerkMega Man 9 hates you, and isn't afraid to let you know. Here's news for you Mega Man 9. I hate you back. Please let me have one more E-Tank.It's just as hard as everyone says. Most games of the Mega Man 2 era require memorization, but this game, ostentiably ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on June 14, 2009
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0 out of 1 found this review helpful. |
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Three Pronged Attack
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Penny Arcade Adventures on the Rain Slicked Precipice of Darkness Episode 2. The name alone almost fills out the minimum word requirements for a review. Gabe and Tycho return to their steam-punkish, magic filled city of New Arcadia and evil is once again afoot. The comedy is foul mouthed, and ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on March 18, 2009
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Dead Space First Place *SPOILERS*
(X360)
Necromorphs. I *hate* those guys.The boss battles look amazing, that much is certain. Fighting the hivemind as it reared it's ugly... head?... a dozen stories into the air while an enormous chunk of the planet burned its way through the atmosphere above made me grin. "Awesome," I said to myself. ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on March 16, 2009
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Political Fallout
(X360)
Fallout 3 is big. Really big. You might think it's a long way to the corner store, but that's peanuts to Fallout. There is much to love in Fallout. The world is big. The density of content is astounding. While it is a wasteland you travel through, you can't go ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Jan. 1, 2009
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Baldr's Floating Gate
(X360)
I bought Too Human for a few reasons. First, there was the game's fearless leader, Dennis Dyack, and his multiple forum based shenanigans. I found the whole thing endlessly entertaining and want to do my part to support outlandish behavior in the people who make games. Second, I'm a big ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Nov. 5, 2008
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Size Matters
(X360)
You know, the King of All Cosmos is kind of a dick. He berates you, The Prince, for a few minutes before dropping you off without warning in the most cluttered Japanese restaurant you've ever seen in your life, forces you to roll up all of the knick-knacks scattered about ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008
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Death from Above
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The rumors are true. Assassins Creed does indeed get a bit repetitive in its core gameplay mechanics. Before each of the nine major assassinations that Altair is required to perform you must:1) Climb to several high points in the city, and hit a button that forces you to look around ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008
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| Date Joined: | July 21, 2008 |
| City: | Mill Valley |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Neutral |
| Points: | 1,984 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #569 of 60,794 |
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Rescue on Fractalus! game - 475 points |
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LucasArts Entertainment Company LLC company - 287 points |
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Ballblazer game - 246 points |
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TradeWars 2002 game - 213 points |
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Drol game - 135 points |
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Peter Langston person - 85 points |
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Splash Damage, Ltd company - 81 points |
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Gaijin Games company - 81 points |
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snide
6 hours, 3 minutes ago The reason I still believe in PC gaming? I've played a dozen LFD2 pickup games now all with great people using voice chat and teamwork. |
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Brad
7 hours, 7 minutes ago Fired up Braid on a whim this morning and instantly solved the puzzle that had me stumped for a year. What the eff. |
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Jeff
7 hours, 40 minutes ago My new power to change the GB homepage's tagline at will is surely going to lead to ruin. |
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Ryan
8 hours, 39 minutes ago play on, player! RT @FINALLEVEL: http://twitpic.com/qdjt0 - Daily Pic: Name this Bay Area Mack! |
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Kush
10 hours, 7 minutes ago Will be leaving for Microcenter in a bit to try and snag a few 1600MS point cards for $12.99 .... |
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MrNESS
1 week, 1 day ago playing knights of the old republic |
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Vinny
1 week, 1 day ago So easy to join! RT @jeffgerstmann: Square's new Scientology recruitment video. That guy looks so calm and in-control! http://bit.ly/3OtQH2 |
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Brackynews
1 month, 3 weeks ago Brackynews is fscking embarrased to suck so bad at Super Mario World in 2009. |
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