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#1  Edited By artelinarose
@JJOR64 said:
" Ass Bro in the Hood is a great game.  I got all the single player achievements except one for it so I'm pretty much done with it now.  I could care less about the multiplayer. "
I have no idea how you could stomach going after 100% on some of these things. Most of the "Do not be detected AT ALL" missions are the least fun I've had playing video games in recent memory.
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#2  Edited By artelinarose

uhhh does this go here
 
I went out Tuesday and purchased three video games that I have been spending my unfortunately abundant amount of free time with. I've had enough time now that I think I'm ready to express my thoughts on them thus far.
 
 

Dead Space 2

 
 Lookin' good, Mr. Clarke.
 Lookin' good, Mr. Clarke.

This was the big one that I went out for; I waited about a week to pick up the other two games here because I was too lazy to make the one-hour-both-ways walk to Fry's two times in a row. I went in, picked up the Collector's Edition for my PS3, and waited until it got dark to sit down with my significant other and let it entertain the hell out of both of us.
 
And entertain it does! This game is amazing on all fronts; the visuals, the great atmosphere, tight controls, creepy enemies, satisfying combat that is challenging but never bullshit, the perfectly times musical stings... it's very well crafted. The game is less creepy than the first, forgoing the sense of dread and isolation it worked so hard to maintain in the first for a more intense, on the edge of your seat adventure. There are still monsters closets and fake-out scares abound, but the real parts that get my heart racing and my mind jumping all about in a frantic effort to figure out what I need to do before the thing in front of me kills me dead are the setpieces; dangling upside down from a train hanging loosely from the ceiling or barely fighting off a giant necromorph as it slams me about the room, running down a hall and then into jumping into space to get away from it are the highlights for me. 
 
I like that they gave Isaac a voice, too; he's sort of high pitched without being annoying. A good pick for a nerdy engineer protagonist. 
 

LittleBigPlanet 2

Part of me loves this game and everything about it. The cute visuals, the optimistic "just have fun" attitude that permeates the entire thing, the simplistic nature of the gameplay. All of it. I spend most of my time just searching online for fun levels people have created in their spare time, ooh-ing and ahh-ing at the ridiculous concepts people have come up with, or just how much they've managed to squeeze out of the new level creation tools. Every other level I step into I audibly exclaim "Oh, WOW!" It's mind boggling to consider what people will have done months from now, or even a year.
 
But I'll be a little honest here. I'm terrible at platformers. The WORST at platformers. I can go through a significant portion of God Hand or Shinobi on their hardest difficulties, but give me a platforming game and I will want to strangle myself with my controller cable out of frustration within a few hours. I don't know what I was thinking when I picked this up.  I'm glad I did but ugh i am so bad at it i hate myself 
 
My Hell has a face, and it is adorable.
My Hell has a face, and it is adorable.


Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

 I love you, but fuck you.
 I love you, but fuck you.
  I will save space and just say this: This game is huge, and it's great fun when it works. But this is not a stealth series no matter how badly they want to try and make it be, this 100% synchronization bullshit can blow me, and the controls suck ass at the worst times.
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#4  Edited By artelinarose

why is it not black and white
 
WHY IS IT NOT BLACK AND WHITE
 
Love is over.

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#5  Edited By artelinarose

No, unfortunately. It was incredibly disappointing and I hate it.

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#6  Edited By artelinarose
@Enigma777 said:

" While the gameplay is not too shabby, I found the graphics to be near unbearable. I can't believe how bad this game looks! It's almost worse than Medal of Honor's MP. After all the chest-puffing Cryteck was doing, I feel disappointed.  Hopefully the PS3 version will fare better... "

The game looks horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible on the consoles. It's like playing the original Crysis on medium. At 1280x720.  I understand that it's probably an older build of the game, but if you're a slut for graphics and play it on a console you have nobody but yourself to blame.
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#7  Edited By artelinarose
@Edwardryu said:
" hahaha.... NO, too. nobody gives you shit. what do you think? I guess you are chicken shit? try this amazing game, man if you are man(?). "
I am surprised you still have the balls to show up here.
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#8  Edited By artelinarose
@fentonalpha said:

" Did not like the feel of it one bit, especially turned off by getting instantly spawn killed while trying to figure out the controls twice over as soon as i got in game. I am confused by the kill-streak business.... i killed 5 guys and got no offers for activating them, a lil tutorial would be nice. Bottomline, i feel the same way about this as i did with Battlefield Bad Company 2.... and with BFBC2 once i found my groove (and sensitivity settings) it became addictive as hell.  So hopefully the same will become of Crysis 2. "

Killstreaks work in that you are collecting dog tags, not killing people. In order to get the credit, you have to run over the spot where they died and grab the glowing tag on the ground. Not their body, where they died, so if it ragdolls over a cliff or something you can still get credit. I think it's a good system; anybody who played MW2 and hated the Harrier->Chopper Gunner->Instant Win nonsense will probably agree.
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#9  Edited By artelinarose

 Turian, chafing and all. Added bonus of them being the only other race besides humans that fuck for fun in the ME universe if I recall correctly.

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#10  Edited By artelinarose

Oh man, new Ryan is so much better than old Ryan.  The lack of a beard on old Ryan confuses me.
 
It's comforting knowing that even five years ago, they were doing the same dumb shit. I'm just glad they have a whole website where they can do that whenever they want now.