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Kane & Lynch movie poster at Cannes features Willis and Foxx

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Yeah, this is nuts. The "Kane & Lynch" movie is not only happening, it's happening with Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx in the lead roles. To be clear: Willis and Foxx are playing Kane and Lynch, respectively.   

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Which is cool, I guess. I mean, sure, Lynch isn't supposed to be black.  And neither actor is immune to bad movies ("Cop Out" and "Valentine's Day" are only a couple months behind us). And no video-game-based film has ever been unironically anything other than really, really bad. 
 
You know what? Never mind.
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I never called you an idiot, but whatever "bro".

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@Axxol said:
" @Babylonian said:
" @Axxol said:

" I actually made a thread about this last month. "

  Aw dag. I looked and everything!   Well, I guess the fact that the thing is getting big-ass Cannes display advertising it is news. Kind of.     "
Well look harder next time. "
Oh word? My bad. I guess I am just an idiot at websites! Good thing you came 'round with your smug backseat modding to whip me right into shape, broseph!
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@Babylonian said:
" @Axxol said:

" I actually made a thread about this last month. "

  Aw dag. I looked and everything!   Well, I guess the fact that the thing is getting big-ass Cannes display advertising it is news. Kind of.     "
Well look harder next time.
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@Axxol said:

" I actually made a thread about this last month. "

  Aw dag. I looked and everything! 
  
Well, I guess the fact that the thing is getting big-ass Cannes display advertising it is news. Kind of.    
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I actually made a thread about this last month.

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JAMIE FUCKING FOX?!
 
fuck this movie.

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Yeah, this is nuts. The "Kane & Lynch" movie is not only happening, it's happening with Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx in the lead roles. To be clear: Willis and Foxx are playing Kane and Lynch, respectively.   

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Which is cool, I guess. I mean, sure, Lynch isn't supposed to be black.  And neither actor is immune to bad movies ("Cop Out" and "Valentine's Day" are only a couple months behind us). And no video-game-based film has ever been unironically anything other than really, really bad. 
 
You know what? Never mind.