By BananaHace 9 Comments
|1. DIno D-Day|
Dino D-Day is a simple experience of the best competitive multiplayer that one can EVER come to experience. Not only is every moment tense and unforgiving, but you are constantly hunted down as a dino in a dino eat dino (or dino eat Allied Powers in this case) extravaganza that you have to truly experience before you can make any judgement on the gameplay. People say that there some "balance problems" with the game, whatever nerd speak that is supposed to mean is irrelevant, seeing as you are a fucking NAZI DINO
The graphics are amazing if you only pay attention to certain animations of certain dinos, but since when do graphics make a game. I'd like to see YOU make a mod of Half Life 2 and then charge it for $20(!) and get away clean. The sound design gives an eerie silence when between the start and end of rounds, and a familiar, triumphant score sets in place when said round ends. The voice acting is superb for the dino cast, I didn't really listen to the people but I think some of them say funny things a lot because they keep repeating them. I dunno I wasn't paying attention.
The gameplay is up in the air. On one hand the guns feel like shit, the medpacks feel like shit, the melee feels like shit, the badass amazing dinos feel like shit, the balance is shit or so I'm told by nerds, grenades are shit, the killcam is shit somehow, the T-Rex controls like shit, gamemodes are shit, newspapers are awesome oddly, and everything is kinda shit. But that's why you don't get hung up on gameplay! You just truck on! You're having fun, whether or not you're enjoying yourself is totally unimportant because the more you think about what you're doing, the less fun you'll have doing anything in life. For example: This review was one of the most fun thing I've done in YEARS, and I'm not even sure how to use half of these words properly.
Point is that this game is GOTY and Tankasaurs are baddass.
Kind of an ok game I guess? My list really kinda jumps down far after Dino D-Day, but I'll try to be fair. I mean in an ideal world I would have every option as Dino D-Day but whatever we're not going to get worked up over it again, b/c I know Frood is a faggot and wouldn't let me do it cause that's how assholes from the midwest are.
ANYWAY MOVING ON ok yeah this game is pretty cool I mean stuff is floating and you hit shit with hammers kind of like Mario and that's kind of cool. Had to mute the game cause the developer commentary got fucking left on (LRN 2 CODE) but hey you know we can't all be amazing russian coder muffins so I'm not going to hold it against them entirely. What was I talking about? OK yeah this game is fun.
|3. Ghost Trick|
Ok this game was really confusing and I'm not sure what happened during half of the time (used gfaqs cause the puzzles were dumb) god damn if that red headed chick wasn't fuckin hot.
Also the ending was really cool as shit
|4. The King of Fighters XIII|
YES MAI YES BUY
Would have placed this higher if it didn't have all those confusing things (the fuck is a hd cancel?) but hey YURI AND KING GET NAKED KIND OF. THEM SHIRTS BE COMING OFF YOOOO
|5. Portal 2|
I AM NOT WRITING THESE CHRONOLOGICALLY AND I AM RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY JUICE
THIS GAME IS FUKCING PORTAL FREE DLC BUY IT FUCK I'M LAZY
also chell is pretty hot
SHMUPS MORE LIKE MY SHIT
Yo this is aint the best shmup I ever played (this is my first one) but hey it aint bad I think if these guys keep at it and keep trying to do what they care about and don't release DLC like they think they should be able to then they'll go far. Also get some netplay in this bitch, make it compatible with HAMACHI.
|7. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|
yo yo yo yoy oy oy oyoy o
I am addicted to this game my doctor has to actually come over every other day to my appartment to make sure that I get out of the house and stop playing this game because holy mother of god I'm addicted to this game. Would have been higher up but I actually have problems in my social like that I did not used to have before so this game gets kinda knocked down for that but besides that it's my other GOTY other than Mai.
|8. Kane and Lynch 2: Doggy Days|
While maybe not my GOTY it is my SGOTY (Streetest Game Of the Year).
BUY THIS GAME DO IT GO GO GO
again this would have been higher up but naked ass scars do not make for an immersive experience for half the game jesus christ guys
|9. Puzzle Agent 2|
I don't really play this game but it kind of makes me look smart when I play so yeah
Some shit happened with gnomes I dunno the gfaqs thing made sense when I read it, but he game is fucking dumb besides that. got 9 b/c that chick in the puzzle house who wants to bone that sasquatch is hot.
|10. Dino D-Day|
FUCK YOU FROOD I DO WHAT I WANT DINO D DAY IS THE GAME OF ALL YEARS FUCK ALL YALL