New Game: Dash of Destruction
By Bennyishere 1 Comments
Remember Yaris? Possibly the worst game on XBLA, but everybody was treated to its awfulness since it was free. I'm sure most people's first impressions were "IT CAN NOT BE UNSEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!"
There's a new free, ad-heavy game on the XBLA. Luckily, it's not as dreadful. It's nothing I would buy, but it has a bit of charm. The singleplayer is split into two parts; T-Rex and Truck. The truck has to pick up bags of Doritos, while the T-Rex (or, more aptly, Doritosaurus Rex) will only settle for eating the trucks. As you progress through levels, more trucks and dinosaurs go at it at the same time, making things more hectic. As you progress, a dude will upgrade your Truck or T-Rex (D-Rex?), along with some text popups that happen to be amusing from time to time.
The best part about this game is the achievements. They are ridiculously easy. After completing the game in, say, 20 minutes, I had 11 of the 12 achievements. A quick local multiplayer match later, and I had 200/200 points. Dash of Destruction sucks, but is free. Sort of like me! Wait, what?