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I loved it. (XBOX)
I only borrowed an Xbox for a short period, but Fable was one of the best games I had played on that system. Microsoft's Fable, the very RPG that's been touted by its creator Peter Molyneux (that same guy behind Black and White) many times for being the greatest RPG ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 26, 2008
Sid Meier has done it again!! (PS3)
One of the reasons that PC gaming remains as strong as it does is because it is almost impossible to port certain games to consoles. You can quite easily push over a first-person shooter, but real-time strategy and MMORPGs are awkward at best. The most difficult, however, are turn-based strategy ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 24, 2008
Lame. (PS1)
The movie revolves around a world of monsters that derives all of its energy from the screams and terror of children. However, as the movie progresses, we learn that scaring is a bad thing and that much more power can be gotten out of making children laugh. The movie drains ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 24, 2008
Mediocracy killed the cat (PS1)
Here's how the pitch went in the Acclaim office on this game: "Hey boss, did you see that Nintendo's Mario Party is selling pretty well. Good reviews too..." "Great. Make one. Get it out by Christmas." Panicked, that guy went rummaging through Acclaim's vast collection of licenses, and after a ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 24, 2008
One of Mario's finest adventures (WII)
The story behind Galaxy will come as no surprise to anyone who has played a Mario game before, basically Mario receives a letter from Peach to come to the castle as she has a special gift for him, however once Mario arrives at the castle he finds Bowser and his ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 24, 2008
The redifining third person shooter hits the wii. (WII)
If you’ve never heard of Resident Evil 4 before then you’ve been living under a rock. There’s simply no need to bother you with the obligatory introduction, as this is a game that needs no introduction: it simply rocks. Whether or not you’ve played Resident Evil 4 before doesn’t matter. ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 24, 2008
After it's lackluster storyline you'll be left alone in the dark (X360)
Alone in the Dark (AITD) for the Xbox 360 is the latest installment in the long running survival horror franchise, which began way back in 1992 on the PC. The original Alone in the Dark has often been hailed by many as the original survival horror game. So, 16 years ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
ZOMBIES (X360)
Capcom is a very odd company when it comes to developing games. They pretty much blanked the original Xbox in favour of the PS2. Sure, we got a few bits here and there but Marvel Vs Capcom does not really make up for Resident Evil does it? If the 360 was going ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Sims Reborn!!!! (PC)
The category of computer games we call simulations, or “sims” for short, is actually quite diverse, but the games we label as such all have one obvious thing in common; they are designed to simulate a real life experience on the computer. Competitive simulations can put a player in the ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Old review. (PS2)
Volition, the PC developer responsible for Descent: Freespace, shocked the gaming media when it announced that its next project would not only be a console game, but an RPG to boot. The result is Summoner, an amazing departure from the traditional nature of console RPGs. Summoner has a passionately ambitious ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
MK does everything right... ...for a Mario Kart Game. (WII)
Mario Kart Wii is chocked full of fun tracks both new and retro. The retro list reads like a Rolling Stones' greatest hits album and the new courses are so good that I was blown away by their creativity and playability. The same can be said for the Battle arenas: ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
One of the best RPGs of this generation (X360)
Mass Effect's storyline is actually very well thought out. A driving storyline and plot makes for a very user-involved experience, and each choice in the game affects how the game plays. Different choices lead to different responses from different characters, and there's a multitude of choices to be made throughout ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Tekken Review (PS3)
It's not often that you come across a game that redefines the sector it operates in, but to put it quite frankly, Tekken: Dark Resurrection is absolutely staggering. With its very first PlayStation 3 E-Distribution Initiative title, Namco has effectively annihilated just about every preconception you might have about budget ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Eagle Vision Motha Fuka!!!! (PS3)
Assassin's Creed gives gamers the opportunity to explore a vast wilderness of characters through various cities in a quest across the “ Holy Land ” in the 12 th Century. Each of the cities you explore features unique characters that can be interacted with and ultimately assassinated. You play as ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Nostalgia, Nostalgia, Nostalgia ()
MK3 is a port of argubaly one of the best fighintg of all time. However there isn't enough in the game to keep you interested for long. The single player gets boring quite quickly and you're left reeling. But all MK fans know the multiplayer is where it is at! ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Pretty much a steal. (X360)
Orange box has Half Life 2, HL2: EP1, HL2: EP3, Portal and Team Fortress. Orange Box is a steal for having all these games but how do the games compare? Half Life 2 is the same game released in 2005, but sadly the Xbox version and not the better PC ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
This only online shooter is a solid one. ()
Team Fortess is a solid online shooter. It has some comedy elements, great range of classes etc. However there are only a limited amount of maps, only a few people playing on XBL and incredible lag from people from other countries. The gameplay is great and fast paced. Some classes ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
The caek is a lie!! Choose pie... (PC)
Portal is an amazing revolutionary game. It's a puzzle game which requires you to make portals to advance. You have to use the law of physics to guide you as you get through a set of 3-D levels. It's addictive, fun and well compelling. The game is with out doubt ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Would you Kindly... (X360)
Bioshock is pretty much an interactive storybook. It's a game that is only faithful to it's single player campaign. The game stars a man who enters a undwerwater city of rapture were horrible things have occured that causes its citenzens to go crazy and attack each other, you must try ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008
Best in the series (X360)
Call of Duty 4 is without doubt the best Call of Duty game ever made. From its' jump from WW2 to Modern Warfare to its dynamic and powerful single player this is one shooter that is essential to get. The single player campaign is short, however depending on what difficulty ...
Reviewed by Bilawal on July 22, 2008