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This seems like a perfectly innocuous question, now that Freud has been thoroughly debunked.
 
And assuming the OP is about five years old.

Three lock-ups so far, but I'm sure Naughtydog were unprepared for the fact that every Playstation owner outside of Japan would have access to the beta.

Lars Von Trier's Super Monkey Ball.

well

You will be relieved to learn that WiiU will not support a second controller.
 
If money is primary concern.

As  previous duders have pointed out, Link has always looked somewhat androgynous. I think you need to redifine what you constitute as a "chick".
 
Also, he's totally prebuscent. Stop posting pictures of his ass.

I chose that title hesitantly but obviously, Mr J. was the big draw.
 
I would have preferred the title "Best Bombcast Ever", and with good reason. The guests represented some sort of perfect storm of game development in it's various forms.
 
The Cowboy was there as one of the hugely important cogs in the expertly oiled machine that is Naughty Dog,  the Double Fine  guys represented the section of the industry that cannot believe how lucky they are to have landed their dream job and then there was Jaffe, who has probably had to knife a few people to get his games made.
 
Jaffe was great here, offering insights into the devolopement  process, challenging Jeff about the review process (unsurprisingly, Mr Gerstmann had plenty of answers), his obvious bristling at how Double Fine make games  and his (undeclared)  fervent  wish that he had somebody with the the level of expertise of the Cowboy working for him.
 
That said, for me, "The Cowboy" was the most interesting guy in the room.
 
 Rich Gallup was also in the room. I do not make tha assertion lightly

I've never understood why "Do a barrel roll" became more popular than "Use bombs wisely".

Do you race Rich Gallup?