Oh, product tie in games. How we love your crude and often hilarious efforts to shoehorn food or drink in to something exciting! Of course everyone knows about Pepsiman... but how about the Coke-fetishist Dolucky games or Yakisoban? So tell me, (or more likely, don't, as nobody will read this!) what's YOUR favorite food product-related game? 
 
 
You know what, fuck it, it's chicken time. 
 
CRUMBED CHICKEN WITH GREEN MAYONNAISE 
 
4 chicken breast fillets 
 lemon juice 
paprika 
plain flour 
2 eggs 
dried breadcrumbs 
4 tbsp olive oil 
salt and pepper 
  
Split the chicken breast fillets down the middle and fold them outward, like opening a greeting card. Press them to make them flat and roughly roundish in shape. Sprinkle with lemon juice and paprika. Set out three bowls. 
Put flour in one bowl and season it with the salt and pepper, mixing it well. Whisk the egg with some salt and pour in to the second. Fill the third with the breadcrumbs. Dip the chicken breasts in the flour first, then the egg, then roll in the breadcrumbs. Chill the chicken if you have time! 
 
FOR THE MAYO:  
1/2 cup mayonnaise 
2 tbsp capers, drained and finely chopped 
2 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped finely 
 
Mix all the mayonnaise ingredients.  Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and fry the chicken, turning as necessary until golden on both sides and well cooked. Add more oil if it becomes necessary. Serve immediately when they're done; sprinkle them with pepper and serve with the mayonnaise and lemon wedges. 

Does Captain Novolin count, even though it's a diabetes game? It has weird food and stuff.