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Breaking up is hard to do

By Claude 78 Comments

Hello Wii, we need to talk. We've had a time.

A Wii life on Giant Bomb in pictures.

 Super Swinging was fun!
 Super Swinging was fun!

 Games as bad as my MS Paint.
 Games as bad as my MS Paint.



 Wii Defense Force, hell yeah!
 Wii Defense Force, hell yeah!

 Oh my.
 Oh my.

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 I saw a Narwhal in Endless Ocean. I took this picture.
 I saw a Narwhal in Endless Ocean. I took this picture.

 Tiger Woods PGA Tour with Motion Plus, you'll shoot your eye out kid.
 Tiger Woods PGA Tour with Motion Plus, you'll shoot your eye out kid.

 My 58 in Wii Sports Resort.
 My 58 in Wii Sports Resort.

 What gamers really want.
 What gamers really want.

 Wii fan working hard.
 Wii fan working hard.


 Hardcore Wii
 Hardcore Wii

 It's a sad story.
 It's a sad story.

 Fun with the Wii.
 Fun with the Wii.

 Holding on.
 Holding on.

 EGM 2005 Revolution?
 EGM 2005 Revolution?



 You can't kill me with words.
 You can't kill me with words.
It's come to this. I'm breaking up with you Wii. Maybe it was the fact I went HD that caused our relationship to strain or maybe the lack of Mario Golf or F-Zero, two of my favorite Nintendo franchises. I'll still give you a booty call from time to time and Skyward Sword seems like a nice piece of software. If you don't mind, I'll always plug a few older games in when the need arises. You will not collect dust.

Actually, I just want to see other consoles and see you too. Is that cool? It is? Cool. See you around Wii, see you around. I heard your next generation sister is going to be hot, that's cool right? Incest is best...that's what I was thinking. Let's not get all PC.

Can we be friends?

Yes

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