ConstantRyan

Disappointed by the censored broishness there

Did she call him Doctor Tsunoda?

Kanye West I'm sold.

I wanna play as the dog now.

ICE EFFIN T

In the interest of time: 
This bit's kinda boring to watch so let's skip to an explosion okay.

That seems like an irresponsible distance to detonate that mine from.

Don't pass on the purple Microsoft. Please.

I'm a huge fan of the band. I adored Humbug which seemed to be the most decisive of the albums. I haven't listened to Suck it and See yet but the two singles were pretty shit.

I'm not following your instructions here but I can't recommend Starter For Ten by David Nicholls enough. I picked it up a few days ago and finished it that same day. Not because it's super short (it's a decent length); it's just a hilarious comedy. Similarly I would also recommend Skippy Dies by Paul Murray which is a little strange but full of humour and heart.