crunchyflies

I wrote this a week ago for a job application that went nowhere.

@tikicobra: Thanks, maybe thirty minutes in I started to piece it together.

Maybe I missed something somewhere, but what was up with those references(?) they kept making in the beginning?

@ironscimitar: The post says it'll be around till the end of the week, so you're safe.

I wrote this back in high school for our literary magazine and thought maybe I should post it on here. Enjoy?

P.S. Constructive criticism welcome!