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 When my friend and I where like ten or twelve we called up the health line number on a pack of smokes we found and prank called the guy who picked up. We kept coughing and saying things like how we just smoked a pack of their smokes for the first time and that it was the worst thing we had ever smoked. We some how dragged it along for a good five to ten minuets without saying what it was exactly we here calling about, and then when he was obviously about to hang up we just said that we smoked the pack and when we got up the next day it had made our dicks turn green and rotten. The guy flipped out and started screaming into the phone and we couldn't stop laughing for a good ten minuets after. Looking back it was very stupid, but hey. To a ten year old's mind it was the greatest thing on the planet.
 
Also, caller ID ruins prank calls. I wish I grew up in a time when you could still do the old "Is your fridge running" and "Do you have Robin hood by the bag" lines.

*insert witty joke*

As much as I love me some zombies, I'm gonna have to vote for aliens. Here's why:
 

• If there are evil aliens taking over my planet, that mean there is a good chance that there will be good aliens that I can join and fight with. Which means that, should I survive, we will live in a time when we can travel to other planets with these good aliens. Meeting other good aliens, exploring new planets and fighting for the liberation of our planet/race. Or conversely, joining with the evil aliens and living in luxury as a traitor to your people. Until you out live your usefulness in which case you end up being shot in the head, or left to be mobbed to death by the very people you turned on.
  
• If it's aliens, you have a good chance that you will survive under certain circumstances where as with zombies it's going to ether be A) Live to middle/old age constantly malnourished always on the hunt for food and water to stay alive. Or B) be walking along one day and space out for a split second and end up being bitten by a zombie and ether needing to off yourself, or become a zombie yourself. However, if it's aliens then there is a good chance that they will ether kill you off quickly and painlessly before you know what happened, become pets, possibly sex slaves, or just old fashioned slaves. If they are advanced enough to develop space ravel then they would be smart enough to know that you need to have a certain level of care for your slaves or the little bit of work you get out of them will be worthless. The cost of finding, capturing and shipping a slave to what ever place you need would out weigh the little bit of work you would get out of them before they died. As well, the better you treat the slave the longer they will be willing to accept their fate and not try to fight back. It's worth the little extra money now, then to fix all the damages and replace all the soldiers you would need to retrain when they get killed trying to put down an uprising. So while it wont be perfect, you will probably get to live a slaved life that at least included three meals a day, a warm bed, and all the exercise you could ask for.
  

" @UpscaleDoug said:

" I saw this and ya it is really horrible/ greatly funny. If you like this Noah (Spoony) also did an epic rant against final fantasy 8. Pointing out in detail how bad that game is. Worth a watch even if you like Final Fantasy 8.   http://spoonyexperiment.com/category/game-reviews/final-fantasy-viii/ "

Seriously people,  WTF?
Why do none of you know how to embed a damn video?
You know how to link, It's not any harder.
 

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Anything that gets more Dinosaurs in my life is ok with me.

You need to point out to who ever is in charge of assigning books in that course that the text book they are using is wrong, and ask them to change it. If you get enough people to do it they may actually do something about it.

 Because you're looking for a certain gaming fix and there is nothing being made to fill that void. So you go back to the old thing. Or you want to know if it holds up as well as your memory makes you think it does. Which can be a very scary experience with some games.

Judging from the linked video, their music is supposed to be sensual and sexual. I would look into some vintage erotica for inspiration myself. That seems to be the mood/theme they are going for.

I know that I should know better, but this news kind of gets my hopes up that Microsoft will even acknowledge the PC's existence at this years E3. Oh who am I kidding, they probably just said this now to keep them from needing to take 5 seconds away from their precious 360 during the press conference.

None, I know how they do most of the FX so it's very hard for me to see it as anything but latex, red dye and some other random products. I'm told Human Centipede disgusted a bunch of people, but I honestly didn't find it all that bad.
 
Edit: Forgot about the Exorcist. I remember watching it when I was in my late teens and the part where the girl does the crab walk down the stairs freaked me the fuck out for a good five to ten minuets after seeing it. Something about how it just cut to it out of no where, and how naturally it looked for her to be moving in that way, freaked the fuck out of me. I have honestly never been as scared in my life as I was after watching that part. I just kind of sat there trembling and afraid to look in any direction because my mind had convinced myself that if I looked down the hall I would see her running down the hallway at me like that. First and only time a movie has ever truly scared me. Besides jump scares, but I don't count them.