Grinding just got easier!
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Do you feel like you are wasting time in school or at work when you could be home grinding your World in Warcraft character? If so, check out the new wireless grinder released today by MadDogz. The grinder is easily synched with your character and then as long as you are connected to a wireless internet spot you can grind from anywhere! The grinding is extremely easy and addictive. The thing looks and works like a coffee bean grinder except instead of making coffee it gives you experience. The experience can be seen on a small LCD display. The grinder has several settings, for example easy mode will make the grinding very easy but you also gain less XP while insane mode will give you a 10x bonus to XP gain however make the grinding so heavy you need to be superman to grind.
MadDogz believs the product will be a huge succes and already have several new grinders on the way. The first is called "guild edition" where up to 40 people can grind at the same time, the other which many believe will be the most popular version is an auto-grinder, simply push a button and the grinder grinds for you at a slow pace. Critics say the auto-grinder is cheating, but others claim that some games already have that feuture like ADAM Online the MMO space game made by ZZP is the most obvious example.
(This is not meant to be taken seriously, just a stupid attempt at humour)
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