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Yes, I'm cheating the hell out of Dark Souls (infinite soul glitch), got a tiny clamp holding down the X button as I'm typing this. I got more souls than there are Americans and I'm not stopping until I get all of India! Also, I made the run the moment I left the asylum so I haven't even started the game yet.

Desolation for my main, Darksan for my Japanese mage and LivingGod for my infinite soul cheater cheat cheat character.

I am a small man, in every sense of the word. I like to refer my penis length in picas so it's in the double digits. I'm very vindictive, I create anonymous e-mail accounts and send passive aggressive memos to co-workers. At-least once a week, I would scour the web for places where I can sign people up for spam. It's a sickness, I started with only the people my shit list, but now I throw in the people in my contact list just for fun. I'm also very nosy, I invade people's privacy every chance I get. That is how I discovered my wife has been cheating on me with another man. She mocks me behind my back when she's with her girlfriends. She says she has never been with a real man before meeting her new lover, only her husband. I'm a bad father, my teenage daughter talks to me like I'm a stranger, or a nerd from class. Short, blunt, sarcastic remarks with a extra helping of eye-rolling. Like how girls used to talked to me in high school. I have no real-life friends, I had plenty but along the way I lost touch with them when I thought I didn't need them anymore. It's hard to make new friends when you don't have any. Hence my name. Oh, I also play video games.

No,  but I want to make a youtube or j.tv game review channel. But I just don't have the time or the budget for something like that at the moment.

First thing you gotta do is to find someone with a high post count and insult, harass or troll the hell out of him. That way other bombers will know not to fuck with you. But it's too late for that, seeing how FluxWaveZ called you out on the Subscriber =\= member ordeal already. Technically, you're his bitch now. Welcome to Giantbomb! 

Are they going to re-hue the Smurfs in Smurfs' Village? 

They do it every episode that I've seen, But I'm a non-paying troglodyte. I just assumed that they do the hand holding on free shows, to see more you'll have to subscribe.

Yes, there are tons of arcadie games on the Dreamcast. Would love me some Zombie Revenge right about now.  It's an amazing system and Jazzycola has no soul.

Hearts work in thread titles? Aww this is not good. Not good at all.

There have been a lot of questions regarding what’s happening with Steam. We are not going on the Steam store. It will not be possible to purchase Project Zomboid on Steam for the foreseeable future, and no agreement has been made to do so in the future. We’d love to be on the Steam store, for obvious reasons. But we’re a bit early on for that kinda thing.

Instead they are letting us use their servers, their library, their update system, their DRM (no more logon boxes!) but we will not appear in any form on the store and the game will only be able to appear on your Steam library via redeem codes.

So to go through each issue that’s been raised in comments / tweets / forum posts:

1) When we are on Steam (just as in using their servers and DRM and library via redeem codes) we plan to allow you to transfer from Desura to Steam. The details of how this will take place are not clear at the moment, but there is nothing stopping us from being able to do this.

2) If you’re waiting to purchase the game until it’s on Steam, you could be looking at a year, perhaps more. Perhaps it’ll never be on the Steam store. We just don’t know. I’d like to think we will be, though.

3) Now the update is out (barring a few fixes and optimizations that need sorting when our brains work again) we can go full gear into getting onto Steam. There are a few things we need to do, a bit of PHP programming and whatnot to handle the codes, that we just couldn’t find the time to do while working on the update. So hopefully we’ll have Steam support very soon. However you won’t be able to buy any other way but Desura and Google Checkout for a good while, and both these paths can lead to Steam codes, so if you want the game, don’t let waiting for that stop you.

4) I should add for clarity, that you don’t actually need to go to Desura to ultimately get a Steam code, though the benefits of using Desura (like having auto-updating) that you’re after in Steam in the first place should be the reasons you decide to use it (also, to be honest, it makes our lives 1000x easier and Scott has done some awesome things for our game and other alphadonationware indie titles with the service). The route from Desura to Steam is through our own user database. Desura will offer a way for you to register on our servers and get a PZ username / password to your e-mail, and it’s once you’re in our database we’ll be able to assign you a Steam code.

Obviously it’s up to you where you purchase from, but we will say that if you’re easy either way, going with Desura is our preferred choice. Firstly we feel they more than deserve their cut and our support for being so accommodating to our game on their service, secondly they cut down severely on the amount of administrative stuff we need to deal with and thirdly, it’s a lot easier to update the version there and lastly it keeps us once removed from the terrors of online merchants Obviously at the moment Linux and Mac users are not able to use it, but once we’re on Steam and Desura releases on Linux, we should have a distribution platform for each and every platform.

Thank you!

Indie Stone