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@JOURN3Y: YUP

GET THAT CHICKEN TO AN ICU!!!

@l4wd0g said:

****I really don't want to be considered for the premium membership. I just hope you enjoy my dish.****

Not following rule 2 makes sure you won't be, food looks good though.

@Scrawnto said:

The Epic Klepek sounds like a sex move.

DO NOT TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS!!!!!

Alcobooze is welcome

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Gentle Bombsfolk, I come to you today to announce a contest... THE EPIC KLEPEK CHALLENGE (For those of you who didn't read the title). Now you may be wondering "Why should I care about this you jerk" to which I respond "Firstly you're the jerk, secondly THERE ARE TWO YEAR LONG PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTIONS UP FOR GRABS". Now that I have your attention here are the rules.

1. You must create a food or drink "worthy" of GiantBomb. This mean you must make something that in some ways pays tribute to the site, for example; you could go as easy as a Snack Packtrick Klepek (An open Snack Pack pudding) or as elaborate as a Porktirck Klepchop drizzled with some Ryan Davis Keyboard Gravy, and a side of Snider Sprouts (MAKE A DUMB GIANTBOMB RELATED PUN OR JOKE AS A NAME TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR FOODSTUFF.)

2. You must take a picture of the resulting abomination creation along with a piece of paper with your forum name, and the phrase I'm on TV. IF YOU DON"T INCLUDE THIS YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR A PRIZE.

3. DON'T BE A JERK, SERIOUSLY.

I will be awarding one of the prizes, and celebrity judge Patrick Klepek is also going to be awarding a prize. The contest is open from now until December 10th. so get to work.

LIKE THIS JOHNNY VIGNOC-TEA

Man... Beffy.
 

Didn't Ryan at some point get a copy of "Michigan: Report from Hell"? I would absolutely love to watch the guys try to play this.