EleFlameMax

I think it's important for game reviews to not only inform, but also to serve as prose. This fits the bill.

I didn't know you were interested in RTS games. That's really swell.

Without taking any sides in this really strange debate, I'd just like to say that, in regards to rhetoric and presentation, Dennis opened up a seriously large can of liberal-sounding whoop-ass! Hellbound, thou art officially "Dennis-bound"!

... Too much?

Change will happen, I assure you, for I am assured. It will not, however, come rapidly, or come in great form. It will come with painstaking devotion and heart-breaking passion. Barrack Obama is a man of unprecedented diligence and understated reservation. It only gets better from here on out, and I'm glad to be riding this rollercoaster with the D-boy and his crew. Salutations, bitches.

How long is it?

"Rich's expression is classic. hope you had fun at PAX!"

I love that paper-mario-smudgy look that is natural of MS Paint. Super Kudos.

7/10.

No, but I pulled Ness out of a trash can and ate him.