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A more action oriented Fallout scenario. (PC)
Fallout 3 is a massive game that offers dozens of hours of pure Western RPG action. Like Oblivion, Bethesda has promised to deliver several packs of DLC. As of now, they plan to launch one piece of DLC every month ending with March.This first expansion titled, Operation Anchorage, will thrust ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on Nov. 23, 2009
Neat ideas and a good presentation fall apart due to goofy design (XBLM)
CellFactor is an arena-based first person shooter that is, quite frankly, a barebones copycat of old-school heavyweights Quake and Unreal. Now don’t get me wrong, I love this genre, and it’s a shame that these types of games can’t stand on the same stage as Halo and Call of Duty. ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on June 8, 2009
Doesn't stand the test of time (XBLM)
Wolfenstein 3D is a pioneer that can be credited for inventing the first-person shooter genre. To celebrate the release of the new Wolfenstein game this summer, Id Software and Nerve ported the classic 1992 PC game to PSN and Xbox Live Arcade. The end result gives a great opportunity for ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on June 5, 2009
1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
Too small to justify purchase, but is a decent rent. (X360)
Terminator Salvation is another generic third-person action game. It shouldn't take anyone much longer than five hours to finish, and with the lack of value this game offers, Terminator ultimately feels too small for a full-priced retail game. Terminator does offer some cheap thrills, but they are few and far ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on May 25, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
This game is solid, so long as it isn't closely examined. (X360)
Sacred 2 will be instantly familiar to anyone who's played Baldur's Gate, Diablo, or Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. This generation seems to be severely lacking in top-down Action RPG's, only having Too Human as its best example, which, um... well, probably shouldn't be the poster-child for the genre. Traverse the vast ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on May 19, 2009
6 out of 7 found this review helpful.
A commendable effort (XBLM)
I'm not going to pretend to got the story, just understand this game is very bloody. This stylistic button masher borrows heavily from Behemoth's games, and the art style of Johnen Vasquez. The game can be classified as a beat-em-up, but has enough depth and style to separate it from the ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on April 2, 2009
4 out of 15 found this review helpful.
An intense take on the classic card game (XBLM)
The original Uno on XBLA is arguably the most successful arcade game to date. Raking in the top 10 charts every month and still being played to this day, Uno was a smart addition the XBLA library. Now we have Uno Rush, which trickles down to being Uno, but faster. ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on April 1, 2009
3 out of 4 found this review helpful.
Tastless in all the right ways (WII)
Onechanabara’s production is perhaps where the most criticism can be levied against the game, though considering the price point of $30 and the arcade nature of its gameplay, you're still getting an impressive package. The graphics are strictly PS2-quality, and the characters, though they’re attractive and animate fluidly, don’t move with ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 31, 2009
Bro, it's Nemesis! (PC)
Due to the deadly T-Virus, the once peaceful burgh known as Raccoon City has turned into a seething orgy of horror. Flesh-eating zombies have taken over the streets and constantly threaten any humans unlucky enough to be trapped in the town. You are Jill Valentine, an elite police officer (with ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Boring (X360)
TMNT offers some interesting platforming elements, but repetitive and brain dead combat result in a mediocre game. The story is basically told as a flashback, while the turtles look back at how they became close brothers and a team that works together. Unfourtuanitly the story doesn't ever really explain well ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
May be old-school, but manages to feel fresh. (PC)
Previously known as Unreal Tournament 2007, Unreal Tournament 3 has been available on both the Playstation 3 and PC for several months now, and after a long delay due to timed exclusivity for the PS3 version, 360 owners finally get to delve into this generations old school tournament style twitch ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
Zombie genocide at its finest (X360)
Dead Rising features a grand scale of zombie genocide. While Capcom's Resident Evil series has concentrated on horror and shock, the focus of Dead Rising is the positive side of the zombie apocalypse: the chance to beat the absolute crap out of the undead with whatever you can lay your hands upon. ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Reaches high, but falls short (XBLM)
Black is an explosive first-person shooter from Criterion Games, the ones responsible for the Burnout series. Like the implication of action, an explosion intensive racing in Burnout, the folks at Criterion hopes to engage players in similar designs in their latest shooter. Black is packed with explosions and loud gunplay ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
Generic (XBLM)
With the abounding about of dual stick shooters on XBLA, one would find the addition of a dungeon crawler righteous. However, Wanako Studio's Arkadian Warriors is not the gem RPG fanatics are questing for. This mediocre experience will have its amusing moments, but after your six hour adventure, you may ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
Low budget cash-in (NES)
It shouldn't surprise anyone to see a second-rate Godzilla product, but the Big G's latest adventure takes it to a new level. Godzilla: Monster of Monsters is a 2D side scroller from Compile which leaves a lot to be desired.You play as either Mothra, or Godzilla fighting the nefarious Planet ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
It’s easy to crap on, but Capcom delivers another masterpiece (X360)
  A little over four years ago, Capcom revitalized its flagship franchise. They threw away the pre-rendered backrounds and slow pacing of the original Resident Evil titles, bringing the zombie franchise into modern day. Resident Evil 4 released on the Gamecube and rewrote the rules on third-person action. I for ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 21, 2009
5 out of 8 found this review helpful.
The Wii's first 2009 Must Have title (WII)
  It's always depressing walking through the Wii section at a store. Seeing dozens of games like M & M's Fucking Kart Racing Extravaganza, and a voluminous amount of low-budget games from companies we've never herd of. For the hardcore gamer like you and I who accidentally bought a Wii, ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 12, 2009
A must have (PS3)
  The Playstation brand has had a hard time distinguishing itself in the market. Aside from Metal Gear, and a few other titles, the PS3 never had it’s showcase game. The game that came out and said “bro, Playstation, it’s here to stay!” Killzone 2 is a phenomenal game that ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on March 4, 2009
5 out of 6 found this review helpful.
A hilarious over the top game (X360)
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is ridicules, and very often is a hilarious mess of stereotypes and parodies of modern action games like Gears of War. The story is mostly nonsense, after performing concert in an unnamed middle eastern country, 50 and his G-Unit crew (comprised of Dj Who ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on Feb. 25, 2009
4 out of 6 found this review helpful.
Fails in every way (X360)
With barely dusting off the code from the PS2 Onechanbara games, D3 has put out a game that will make most gamers turn away. Considering the game is nothing but half-naked girls, that's an accomplishment. Bikini Samurai Squad will be a guilty pleasure for few people, but most normal players out there ...
Reviewed by EpicSteve on Feb. 22, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.