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Eight policeman rushed into a Kinect party "fight"

There have been a lot of Kinect stories around since the launch, but none of them have been quiet as fun as the one I saw in todays newspaper here in Sweden. So, here is the story. Five persons had a Kinect Party in an apartment. Two guys and three girls... AND A DOG!!! They played Kinect Sports (Of course!) the entire night and around midnight the police rushed the apartment. Why? The neighbours called the police while they played boxing and said that a man were hitting a women.  
 
The article says when those eight (!!!) policeman rushed the apartment one of them asked - who's been beaten-up? Policewomen Åsa Andersson stated: "We heard how a group of people were hitting one girl, we came with several patrols". But hey, they had a blast and look at them - even the dog is happy! 

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FUCK THE POLICE

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That standing girl's face looks similar to Dave's sister

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@CarlSmith said:
" @h0lgr: Obviously you don't know how newspapers work. When you see a quote from a policeman, that's the official story, because really it's a crime to misquote someone. Everything else is put there from the editors at the newspaper and yes, they can get it wrong. Let's be honest, it's Sweden's biggest paper and probably the one with most wrongs all across it. Could be fake, I don't know. However, it's a pretty good story. I mean, LOOK AT THAT DOG!!!  "
By "quote" I meant quote from article. Not a quote from a person.
You can reference articles and text with quotes aswell as people.
I do understand how newspapers work. And that's what I'm suggesting here, that the editors don't know what the fuck they are talking about, and try to spin the whole thing into something that is similar to a kinect ad.
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@Zaft said:
" They need to play Kinect Beach Volleyball with that girl. Or jumping jacks. Etc. "
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They need to play Kinect Beach Volleyball with that girl. Or jumping jacks. 
Etc.

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@h0lgr: Obviously you don't know how newspapers work. When you see a quote from a policeman, that's the official story, because really it's a crime to misquote someone. Everything else is put there from the editors at the newspaper and yes, they can get it wrong. Let's be honest, it's Sweden's biggest paper and probably the one with most wrongs all across it. Could be fake, I don't know. However, it's a pretty good story. I mean, LOOK AT THAT DOG!!! 
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@niamahai:
@niamahai: 
the first two comments were perfect... lol
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This reminds of that scene in scary movie when i don't remember whom calls police and station send sos (or how ever you call it) "white woman in trouble" and then next scene 10 police cars rush towards her. LOL
This is similar in a way. "Woman in trouble", 8 cops to the rescue hahha typical for Sweden.

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@CarlSmith said:
" @h0lgr said:
" @CarlSmith said:

" @h0lgr: You got it wrong. The neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people.  "

  "PÅ LÅTSAS: Boxningsspelet var så realistiskt att grannarna ringde polisen när Maria och Peter bjöd in kompisarna Elin, Robert och Frida till en tv-spelskväll." "
Yeah, saw that but the police report is still that people saw a group of people hitting ONE girl.  "
Who cares? I didn't get it wrong, the article got it wrong. I'm saying the article is bullshit, almost like an ad.
What are you even arguing about?
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@h0lgr said:
" @CarlSmith said:

" @h0lgr: You got it wrong. The neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people.  "

  "PÅ LÅTSAS: Boxningsspelet var så realistiskt att grannarna ringde polisen när Maria och Peter bjöd in kompisarna Elin, Robert och Frida till en tv-spelskväll." "
Yeah, saw that but the police report is still that people saw a group of people hitting ONE girl. 
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@CarlSmith said:

" @h0lgr: You got it wrong. The neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people.  "

 
 "PÅ LÅTSAS: Boxningsspelet var så realistiskt att grannarna ringde polisen när Maria och Peter bjöd in kompisarna Elin, Robert och Frida till en tv-spelskväll."
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@h0lgr: Yeah but the "official" story is that the neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people. 
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@jozzy said:
" I thought you just included a fake family and friends picturefrom an existing Kinect add, but it's totally from the article. Where can I sign up for one of their "Kinect" parties? "
I'm not even sure the freaking article is legit. Here's a translated quote:
     "The boxing game was so realistic that the neighbours called the police"  

I'm calling bullshit. Look at that photo. 
And my Swedish friends here can agree that the article is written i a strange, manufactured kind of way...
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i'd hit it too.

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I thought you just included a fake family and friends picturefrom an existing Kinect add, but it's totally from the article. Where can I sign up for one of their "Kinect" parties?

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 I really hope they were doing something horrible because that's way too many attractive people in one room. Even the dog is adorable.

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@SSully said:
" The best part about the article? The kinect ad because of the girls cleavage. What would have made it better? If the police joined in and played kinect after they found out there was no domestic violence.  "
Hahaha but the weirdest thing is that if this was to be a Kinect ad - do you really think that those hoolaboolas would be allowed by Microsoft? 
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Arrest me for assault, because I'd hit that. Also, that guy looks Swedish as hell, whatever that means.

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The best part about the article? The kinect ad because of the girls cleavage. What would have made it better? If the police joined in and played kinect after they found out there was no domestic violence. 

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Daaaaaaaaaayum son.

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@jakob187: I don't want to disappoint you but those are high standards, even for a Swede.
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This story's picture reminds me that I need to fuck a Swedish bitch before I die.  GodDAMN!

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@Meteora said:
" Why must every thread devolve into a discussion about breasts? "
Well, I guess gamers want to compensate for their real life breast discussions.  
 
I think that this picture is a very good way to describe Sweden today. Clean houses, and I mean clean as a clean design, classical Swedish fashion, if you can put it that way. And last but not least - the freaking dog, who don't have anything to do with this story whatsoever needs to be on the picture. Well alright, this is a good way to describe the Sweden I experience and live in. 
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Why must every thread devolve into a discussion about breasts?

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Fantastic breasts confirmed.

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How does the kinect stand up on one stand? Especially since it moves around.

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@iam3green said:

" that's pretty funny. police came because people and a dog were having a blast. "

Hahaha! It's funny how a dog can make everything better. 
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I love how most people are going apeshit over the boobs. 
We see those around here all the time (Denmark, Sweden and Norway too)  
 
But yeah, good job!  
That's why everyone should be proud of the fine men and women who joined the police force.  
*thumbs up*

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that's pretty funny. police came because people and a dog were having a blast.

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I have a feeling the Kinect party thing is just a cover-up for what they were really doing before the police showed up...

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@JB16 said:
" Sooo only attractive people live in Sweden? "
Well... I don't want to disappoint you. We might have a good beautiful/ugly ratio but these eme trends are pretty much taking us to a new low. 
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Sooo only attractive people live in Sweden?

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@MisterChief said:
" Tits and dogs make for the best parties. "
Word, my friend. Word.
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Tits and dogs make for the best parties.

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 I guess you could say this barely qualifies as news.
 I guess you could say this barely qualifies as news.
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@JJWeatherman said:

" I'm just gonna say it: What's with Swedish people and stripes? "

Man, I am totally honest with you now - I totally wear a striped shirt now, goddamn! :( 
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Damn girl, youse askin to get kinected.

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@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls. "
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SCHYSSTA LÖKAR

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Ahhhh søta bror.
 
Oh and boobies ;D.

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I'm just gonna say it: What's with Swedish people and stripes?

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@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls. "
So true!
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Too bad there wasn't any actual fighting. The title reminded me of that one routine by Dane Cook about family fighting over Monopoly. "Fuck you Grandma!"

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awesome

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@Azteck said:
" Look at the pictures on the wall in the other room.. is that porn? "
Oh god I just noticed that, I laughed. 
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Look at the pictures on the wall in the other room.. is that porn?

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No fucking around with the Swedish police force^^