Godot

Come join us, HitmanAgent47. We could use your talents in the Satanist Illuminati.

 However it doesn't explain how we got such an extreme evolution in our brains.

Yup, with Halifax on a debit card. Third time I tried it just redirected to a black screen with a broken image. Shame, I really did want to subscribe, but looks like I'm gonna have to wait it out.