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Kick Dudes In the Dick (the remix)

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The dick. It's where you kick dudes when you need to defend yourself. You know, the Genitals. The Groin. The Sensitive Areas. The "Genital Triangle". It's like a magnet for feet. 
 
To make sure your kicking technique is on par with the pros, here's a helpful guide:
 
Download MP3: THA-dickkicker.mp3
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The dick. It's where you kick dudes when you need to defend yourself. You know, the Genitals. The Groin. The Sensitive Areas. The "Genital Triangle". It's like a magnet for feet. 
 
To make sure your kicking technique is on par with the pros, here's a helpful guide:
 
Download MP3: THA-dickkicker.mp3
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I love you Hamst3r

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You have performed a much needed public service.

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So I should punch them in the stomach?

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So good, one of the better quick looks in recent memory.

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@Patman99 said:

So I should punch them in the stomach?

That's optional. The required area to hit them and what to hit them with, are both a bit lower.

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Love it.

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He strikes again, well done dude. Also, @Hamst3r: any plans on doing another community song or something? :)

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Aaaaaah! Thats my JAM!!!!!!!!!!!

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@CL60 said:

I love you Hamst3r
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The Genital Triangle sounds like a great band name when you play Rock Band.

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God, so fucking good.

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Perfect.

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Saints Row the Third has taught me all I needed to know about dick punching, but this is knowledge none can resist.

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Man, I love you.

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@Baillie said:

He strikes again, well done dude. Also, @Hamst3r: any plans on doing another community song or something? :)

I do indeed have plans for a follow up to the Community Song, which I should be able to get around to in a few months.
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Self-defense has been redefined. 

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Man this is great.

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That's fucking perfect. Thank you.

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@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Love it.

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So great.

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I salute you.

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Amazing!

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Kick him in the dick, di di di dick.

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This is amazing.

Genital triangle.

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Why is this not kicking dudes in the dick dubstep ?

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Whiskey Media should be paying you for this. I just feel like I owe you money after hearing that.

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Mighty fine! Excellent work.

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Thank you so much!

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Great.

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Fucking hilarious man. Well done.

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This is glorious.

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Now do one from Saints Row The Third.

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 Awesome!

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Probably the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while, Great remix

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This is great. It sounds like it would fit into some Parappa the Rapper. Cut the salad, cut cut the salad.

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AHHHHH, IT LOOPS!

magical

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Genital Triangle!

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@Liber said:

Why is this not kicking dudes in the dick dubstep ?

Ah, you mean dickstep?

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Hamst3r has been and always will be my hero.

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And the world has become a much better place.

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WHAATTTTT!?

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Hamst3r, you're amazing.