The Girl Scouts of America is a secretly controlled joint-venture between Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig
Mario and Luigi aren't actually Brothers - Super Mario Brothers Plumbing is a franchise controlled by a multinational conglomerate
The Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in twelve-parsecs... then he changed his name to Chuck Norris
The Fraggles killed their creator Jim Henson and the term "Fragged" was born
Fraggles are what happens when a frog and pig mate
Reality TV is real
Achievement Points are an achievement
The King from Burger King is actually The King - Elvis himself, alive and well
Santa is an anagram for Satan... think about it

Santa is an anagram for Satan... think about it"

Everything that happens in Lost is a figment of Hurley's imagination.

"Hawk456 said:

Santa is an anagram for Satan... think about it"

Missing a letter there, man."

"Arkthemaniac said:

"Hawk456 said:

Santa is an anagram for Satan... think about it"

Missing a letter there, man."

I may just be having a really bad moment but what letter is missing?"

"bwooduhs said:

"Arkthemaniac said:

"Hawk456 said:

Santa is an anagram for Satan... think about it"

Missing a letter there, man."

I may just be having a really bad moment but what letter is missing?"

Mmm, ArktheManiac stands corrected!"