Sup, I'm 8.

 You:  Sup, I'm 8.
Stranger: sup! I'm 7
You: Don't even lie to me.
You: I'm so over that.
Stranger: I aint lying
Stranger: I so aint :D
You: Listen, you child impostor. It does not sit well with me at all that you try to pass yourself off as someone younger than they really are in a vain attempt at "connecting" with someone my age.
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger: Horny?  
 You: Very 
 Stranger: Cyber on msn? 
 You: Show me a pic first 
 Stranger: Don't have one but I wanna be fucked 
 You: Listen, I'm 8. I'm not about to engage in sexual relations online with someone I've never even seen before. 
You: Try that shit on a 13 year old, alright?
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.   
 
 
 Stranger: hey 19 m here..wanna see me cum on web cam? 
 You: Ignoring the fact that I am but 8 years of age and have yet to develop a sexual appetite, especially not for things as devious as this, but you're a stranger on the internet for Christ sake.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger:  21m here  

 You:  8 year old male here.  

 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  Heyyy

You:  Hello stranger, I hope you're in a better mood than I'm in right now.

Stranger:  I love dick

Stranger:  so yes

You:  That's a bit graphic for my age, but alright.

Stranger:  are you under 18?

You:  Will you stop talking to me if I am?

Stranger:  that probably means yes

You:  Listen, I'm really mature for my age.

Stranger:  that's what they all say

Stranger:  and middle school kids are having sex now, so i'm sure that wasn't too graphic for you

You:  When I'm in middle school, maybe I too will partake in sexual intercourse.

Stranger:  haaaaa, so you're trying to tell me you are in elementary? right

You:  I'll have you know that I read at a ninth grade level.

Stranger:  mhmm, it is possible but i'm not buying it

You:  I'm not selling anything. I'm just looking for good conversation to go with my cigar and glass of brandy.

Stranger:  why are you in a bad mood?

You:  Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

  
 

 You:  My life sucks.

Stranger:  mine too

Stranger:  boring and sad

You:  What's wrong with your life?

Stranger:  it isn't going anywhere..

You:  Why not?

Stranger:  same old crap all the time, i feel like i need to get away from here..

You:  Why don't you do that?

Stranger:  i can't just leave...where would i stay...where would i go?

You:  Life should be an adventure. Take risks.

Stranger:  so i'm suppose to live on the streets...?

You:  I don't know, all I know is that I'd trade places with you anyday.

Stranger:  what? whats wrong with your life?

You:  My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.

Stranger:  wtf

Stranger:  are you fucking serious right now?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

   

   

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Posted by HS21

 You:  Sup, I'm 8.
Stranger: sup! I'm 7
You: Don't even lie to me.
You: I'm so over that.
Stranger: I aint lying
Stranger: I so aint :D
You: Listen, you child impostor. It does not sit well with me at all that you try to pass yourself off as someone younger than they really are in a vain attempt at "connecting" with someone my age.
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger: Horny?  
 You: Very 
 Stranger: Cyber on msn? 
 You: Show me a pic first 
 Stranger: Don't have one but I wanna be fucked 
 You: Listen, I'm 8. I'm not about to engage in sexual relations online with someone I've never even seen before. 
You: Try that shit on a 13 year old, alright?
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.   
 
 
 Stranger: hey 19 m here..wanna see me cum on web cam? 
 You: Ignoring the fact that I am but 8 years of age and have yet to develop a sexual appetite, especially not for things as devious as this, but you're a stranger on the internet for Christ sake.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

Stranger:  21m here  

 You:  8 year old male here.  

 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  Heyyy

You:  Hello stranger, I hope you're in a better mood than I'm in right now.

Stranger:  I love dick

Stranger:  so yes

You:  That's a bit graphic for my age, but alright.

Stranger:  are you under 18?

You:  Will you stop talking to me if I am?

Stranger:  that probably means yes

You:  Listen, I'm really mature for my age.

Stranger:  that's what they all say

Stranger:  and middle school kids are having sex now, so i'm sure that wasn't too graphic for you

You:  When I'm in middle school, maybe I too will partake in sexual intercourse.

Stranger:  haaaaa, so you're trying to tell me you are in elementary? right

You:  I'll have you know that I read at a ninth grade level.

Stranger:  mhmm, it is possible but i'm not buying it

You:  I'm not selling anything. I'm just looking for good conversation to go with my cigar and glass of brandy.

Stranger:  why are you in a bad mood?

You:  Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

  
 

 You:  My life sucks.

Stranger:  mine too

Stranger:  boring and sad

You:  What's wrong with your life?

Stranger:  it isn't going anywhere..

You:  Why not?

Stranger:  same old crap all the time, i feel like i need to get away from here..

You:  Why don't you do that?

Stranger:  i can't just leave...where would i stay...where would i go?

You:  Life should be an adventure. Take risks.

Stranger:  so i'm suppose to live on the streets...?

You:  I don't know, all I know is that I'd trade places with you anyday.

Stranger:  what? whats wrong with your life?

You:  My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.

Stranger:  wtf

Stranger:  are you fucking serious right now?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

   

   

Posted by Ghostiet

Wait, you're 8?

*unfollow*

Posted by HS21
@Ghostiet said:
"

Wait, you're 8?

*unfollow*

"
God damn it!
Posted by Claude

Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it.

Posted by HS21
@Claude said:
" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "
Hehe, good one.
Posted by Red12b

 My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.     
 Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.  


 
brilliance is a word I don't often use but in situations like this one, the need arises. 
Posted by ajamafalous

Man, those last two are great.

Posted by Somadude

*slow clap*
Posted by Sweep

Where do you find these people?

Moderator
Posted by HS21
@Sweep said:
" Where do you find these people? "
The internet's a hell of a place. I mean, cocaine is a hell of a...oh never mind. 
Posted by Sweep
@HS21 said:
" @Sweep said:
" Where do you find these people? "
The internet's a hell of a place. I mean, cocaine is a hell of a...oh never mind.  "
Whenever I read about this shit I can't help but feel i'm not taking full advantage of the Internet's potential. 
 
You should play some Epic Mafia. The mind fuckery is incredible.
Moderator
Posted by dbz1995

I LOVE OMEGLE

Posted by dudeglove

Good grief.

Posted by BraveToaster
@Claude said:
" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "
Why would he do that? This was funny.
Posted by Claude
@Axxol said:
" @Claude said:
" Why can't you be serious? Try it... you might like it. "
Why would he do that? This was funny. "
Yeah, it was a little funny.
Posted by SecondPersonShooter

This is fucking fantastic.

Posted by Daveyo520

I remember you were kinda funny once.

Posted by HS21
@Daveyo520: Why you thought that at all is beyond me. 
Posted by dudeglove
Posted by HS21
Posted by InTheEnd

Stranger: do you want to role play with me?
You: I ain't into that.
Stranger: not even if i were to reveal that i'm 14 and a boy?
You: Doesn't every one wanna fuck a kid these days? I mean big league Hollywood directors are doing it.
Stranger: i almost got a woman's five year old son for free, i didn't take her up on it because she refused to show me a picture of her kid with or without a diaper and then refused to give me his measurements. and then she had the gall to lie to me about his sexual experiences.
Stranger: it would have been nice, having a five year old i could mold into my diaper sex slave, but if his dick or ass were too small then i couldn't really enjoy him now could i? and then she wouldn't tell me what he tasted like so that was out of the question too.
You: Meh, you can always buy a kid from the third-world.
Stranger: i already tried that, eight year old argentina boy. really pretty, but he had the ass of a clam. just way too small and i couldn't even get my head in. to make matters worse he had the dick of a chestnut. so, i roasted him whole. but he tasted terrible, way too stringy. such a waste.
Stranger: that boy cost me fifty dollars, too 

 This somehow reminded me of you.
Posted by SumDeus

...I fucking love you...that's all.

Edited by HS21
@InTheEnd: This is the kind of reputation I have....no wait, yeah, that sounds about right. 
 
@SumDeus said:
" ...I fucking love you...that's all. "
Score!
Posted by Metroid545

That last one was the best!

Posted by jorbear

I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever. 

Posted by HS21
@jorbear said:
" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "
If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring.
Posted by jorbear
@HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "
If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "
Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. 
Just sayin'.
Posted by HS21
@jorbear said:
" @HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "
If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "
Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "
Reading the responses in Infamous' omegle blog. Please god don't rat out my 5-6 Omegle blogs to the blog police on Giant Bomb!
Posted by jorbear
@HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" @HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "
If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "
Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "
Reading the responses in Infamous' omegle blog. Please god don't rat out my 5-6 Omegle blogs to the blog police on Giant Bomb! "
I would never. I love these. I hate the haters though. So I will fight them wherever they may be. 
Posted by HS21
@jorbear said:
" @HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" @HS21 said:
" @jorbear said:
" I love this. Omegle is the best thing ever.  "
If you use it too much it fucks with your head. Like the ring. "
Now, this is just a theory, but perhaps the Ring was some sort of conduit for Frodo to use Omegle. Just sayin'. "
Reading the responses in Infamous' omegle blog. Please god don't rat out my 5-6 Omegle blogs to the blog police on Giant Bomb! "
I would never. I love these. I hate the haters though. So I will fight them wherever they may be.  "
Timelyyyy Responseeeeee.
Posted by HS21
@InTheEnd said:

Stranger: do you want to role play with me?
You: I ain't into that.
Stranger: not even if i were to reveal that i'm 14 and a boy?
You: Doesn't every one wanna fuck a kid these days? I mean big league Hollywood directors are doing it.
Stranger: i almost got a woman's five year old son for free, i didn't take her up on it because she refused to show me a picture of her kid with or without a diaper and then refused to give me his measurements. and then she had the gall to lie to me about his sexual experiences.
Stranger: it would have been nice, having a five year old i could mold into my diaper sex slave, but if his dick or ass were too small then i couldn't really enjoy him now could i? and then she wouldn't tell me what he tasted like so that was out of the question too.
You: Meh, you can always buy a kid from the third-world.
Stranger: i already tried that, eight year old argentina boy. really pretty, but he had the ass of a clam. just way too small and i couldn't even get my head in. to make matters worse he had the dick of a chestnut. so, i roasted him whole. but he tasted terrible, way too stringy. such a waste.
Stranger: that boy cost me fifty dollars, too 
 This somehow reminded me of you.
That was me.